*Cladwell* A little bunny in the meadow Is nibbling grass without a care He's so delightful as he hops for you You say, "Hi, bunny" And he stops for you You pull your trigger And he drops for you Goodbye, bunny-boo Hello, rabbit stew!
Get me, boys?
*Staff* You tell 'em, boss!
*Cladwell* Don't be the bunny Don't be the stew Don't be the dinner You have better things to do That's why it's funny So take your cue Don't be the bunny Don't be the bunny
*Hope* But Daddy, we're talking about people, not animals.
*Cladwell* People are animals, Hope dear.
*Hope* Animals with huge incisors and big floppy feet?
*Cladwell* Look closely, you'll see them. I do. I see them...everywhere.
A little bunny at a toll booth He needs a measly fifty cents Our little bunny didn't plan ahead Poor bunny simply hasn't got the bread He begs for mercy, but gets jail instead Hasenpfeffer's in the air As the bunny gets the chair!
See the moral, people?
*Staff* Clear as day, boss!
*Cladwell* Don't be the bunny Don't be the dope Don't be the loser You're much better than that, Hope! You're born to pow'r You're in the money! Advice to you
*McQueen and Fipp* In Re: The Bunny
*Cladwell* Don't be the bunny
*Hope* A little bunny at a tollbooth?
*Cladwell* You heard me.
*Hope* But Daddy, bunnies don't drive cars.
*Cladwell* Oh, don't they?!
*Hope* No, actually, I don't think they do.
*Cladwell* Live long enough, Hope dear, you see...many things.
*Hope* Even a daughter doubting her father?
*Cladwell* A little bunny in a shoe box He thinks he's found a brand new home So snug and cozy on your closet floor Now what's that bunny in my closet for? With a mallet and some clippers You find out: new bunny slippers!
Grasp the message, staff?
*Staff* Right behind you, boss!
*Cladwell and Staff* Don't be the bunny Don't be the shoe You don't get stepped on -
*Cladwell* No, the one who steps is you!
*Cladwell and Staff* You're stepping up To where it's sunny Step on the poor! Don't be the bunny! Don't be the bunny! Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!
It started when A lad of ten I told my friends I'll meet ya At Dr. Blood's Revenge which was a gruesome horror feature And when I saw the awesome torture chamber in that flick I found I got a hard-on, while the other kids got sick
I found a hobby I found a hobby Out in the lobby I went insane A voice inside me Said kid ya love it I think you're into heavy pick
By 13 years I taught my peers 'Bout bondage and submission Gave illustrated lectures on the Spanish Inquisition Some boys take dirty books to the john and give themselves a wack I did the same with lithographs of thumbscrews and the rack
At 22 The time came due To choose a life's profession I could've been a doctor or a lawyer, yeah I guess But nothing causes suffering like a licensed DDS
And now my hobby Ain't just hobby No, it's my job to make my patients shake with fear What started out as a secret pastime is now my hobby and my career Say, "ah!"
yummmy. i like nuts. but they get stuck in my braces. ewwie. i'm getting them off in february!!
oh. wow. my mom JUST noticed on my gymnastics practice schedule that i have practice on the first. i'm seeing wicked!! i'm just gonna tell my coach i've had tickets for 98 days. (i have. thats when i started counting. OCD-me counts EVERYTHING)
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