"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Nia I spent the holidays w/ my yuppie scum cousins in their mansions and im handicapped so they were all like talking about how they do ballet and this and that and my aunt thought she could 'help me get more friends' by buying me a tacky outfit 4 like eight hundred bucks that was prolly made by ppl in sweatshops in indonesia
I'm a supposed-lesbian-possibly-anorexic-atheist-anarchist- model-prisoner-junkie- vampire-poet
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
I spent Christmas day with relatives too...not fun. My mad aunt (by marriage thank G*d) is just too much to bear. She talks EXTREMELY LOUDLY, and is so very odd. The slightest thing offends her. And for some reason, she she changed into a dressing gown to eat Christmas dinner - didn't want to ruin her outfit. Which was vomit-inducing anyway.
Wow.. that is bad.. I missed all the hoopla at my house for Christmas.. I had a very peaceful one. I enjoyed it immensely..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Anyway, my family... one bitchy preppy cousin, a pair of geeky, annoying boys from Nowhere Ohio (my uncle/their father has a deer head hanging on the wall, to give you an idea). The other little cousins just attack me. It's frightening. Almost as bad as wood glue.
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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