There was a benefit concert in the theatre next door. All well and good.
Halfway through the "tomorrow" speech, the fire alarm starts going off.
600 people evacuate the building IN THE RAIN and stand around waiting for the fire department to come and clear the building.
Building turns out to be fine.
They could not, however, get the alarm to turn off JUST IN OUR THEATRE.
"A little humility wouldn't hurt."
--Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"