Because we never get to be!
You have not truly experience Florida until you have spent five days in 95 degree weather with no power, no air conditioning, seventy bags of leaves to be shoveled, and an 80 ft tall, 5 ft wide tree on your house.
Oh, and then you have to do that two more times.
I really do NOT like where I live...
"A little humility wouldn't hurt."
--Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
Updated On: 11/27/04 at 09:12 PM