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#9976

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:43pm

Oh hellll no, Ellie. I don't smell!

Okay, my feet do, but my ESSENCE doesn't.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9977

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:45pm

No shame in being disturbed, NTG. Right, Tiff?

#9978

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:45pm

NTG, sure we will, but that's what the Block function is for!

#9979

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:45pm

In trouble, Nia? For what?

"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"

#9980

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:46pm

TIFF! I'm surprised...

What I meant was that you guys aren't going to assume I'm being abused because there's abuse in my fic.

"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"

#9981

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:46pm

ntg - if you go out and chop of someone's head and wear it for a hat THEN i'll think you have serious problems...

right now you just have normal neurosis that in time should dissolve...

and that's why it's called FICTION sweetie...

go - write - be creative...stop tripping!

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#9982

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:47pm

Being online past your bedtime.

I'm told I'm quite disturbed, so go ahead and try to shock me.

#9983

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:47pm

NTG~ write whatever moves you.. just because you write it doesn't make you disturbed etc.. it's a form of art..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#9984

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:49pm

Nia-probably not...

As far as the fic...it's just that my stuff is getting so dark lately I'm almost starting to scare myself...

"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"

#9985

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:49pm

NTG, I'm just kidding, sweetie.

Please. When I was 16 I wrote, directed and filmed a movie dealing with incest, rape, familial abuse and murder.

If that's not F*CKed up, I don't know what is. And as anyone can attest, I'm as normal as they come.

ETA: Ellie, my movie was titled Fade To Black - yes, another Metallica shout out. Wanna make something of it?

Updated On: 12/29/04 at 11:49 PM

#9986

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:50pm

ntg - poison must be removed from the system before it kills..

would you rather right it out in dark stories...

or would you rather act it out in stark realities?

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#9987

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:50pm

That would be the kind of F*CKed up I'm talking about for this fic, Tiff.

"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"

#9988

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:51pm

When I was about 14, I filmed a home movie about my maths teacher being kidnapped and held by me and my friends. Suffice to say she did not make it out alive...

#9989

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:51pm

Tiff ~ if you are normal I'm mary freakin poppins!

Like I said it's all good NTG.. you are just writting, you aren't actually doing any of it..

#9990

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:51pm

Last year (when I was younger than Tiff was when she made that movie) I had a rather graphic dream about killing someone I know, and I have since thought up several clever and gruesome ways of disposing of unsavory figures. *shrug*

#9991

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:52pm

NTG, as long as you're writing until the context of "fanfic" and not "NTG's daily blog", I won't be concerned.

And goodie, I like dark themes.

#9992

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:53pm

tiff just proved my next point...

there is not a person alive who hasn't had some of the darkest, evilest thoughts imaginable...

it's part of our nature

however, how you exercise your demons is what counts...

some become self-destructive (overeating, drinking, drugs, extreme promiscuity, etc..)

some destroy others (murder, rape, battery, etc...)

some create .... i mean c'mon, why do you think slasher films are SO POPULAR?

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#9993

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:54pm

because you can use your imagination to insert the person you want slashed at that very moment..

#9994

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:55pm

Som, is it abnormal that I've been planning "the perfect murder" from the day that I was old enough to read Encyclopedia Brown?

#9995

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:55pm

bingo cam..

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#9996

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:55pm

I must go now, folksicles. 'Till the morrow...goodnight.

And P.S.
Metallica smell like poopoo!

#9997

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:56pm

Not at all, Tiffy. I'd love to hear it, actually.

#9998

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:56pm

Okay, okay...you guys have convinced me...I'll give it a try. I don't think it's getting posted, though...the parents would slaughter me...if they noticed.

And speaking of parents..

THEY CAME HOME AND WENT STRAIGHT TO BED!!!! AND I HAVE NOTHING TO DO TOMORROW MORNING AND THE PARENTAL CONTROLS ARE SHUT OFF!

::does serious happy dance::

"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"

#9999

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:57pm

folksicles...

hahaaaa

i like that

"Stupidity should be PAINFUL!" - Cam "Yeah - painful for the STUPID not the rest of us!" OMDB

#10000

IN LOVING MEMORY of the Late Great Jerry Orbach

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:57pm

Night Ellie..

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