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#14226

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:24pm

You forget she has a learning disability.. she has metioned it many times..

Excuses, excuses.. I was so read for a fight last night and she didn't even engage in words with me..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#14227

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:25pm

oh, yes...she told me that, too!

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#14228

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:32pm

**shrugs** oh well whatever.. is it nap time yet??

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#14229

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:40pm

for me it is!

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#14230

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:41pm

YOU SUCK!!

**sticks out tongue and goes back to work**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#14231

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 2:42pm

didja ever realize we are left alone on this thread - just the two of us...lol?

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#14232

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:08pm

**looks around**

**facial expression changes from a smile to a look of utter horror**

You and me **gulp** Alone??!!!

**runs away scared**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#14233

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:11pm

well, if we were in NYC in a dark Alley - it would be bad...

but here I am chill enough - and so tired...less than 5 hrs of sleep...!

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#14234

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:19pm

**realizes who she's talking too, struts back full of attitude**

I'm not afraid of you.. **scoffs**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#14235

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:21pm

::cluck:: ::cluck::

I need a name for my c0ck...i mean chicken!

P.S. We were "taking it outside" in the OTHER thread...

but as long as we are in a NYC alley now...

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#14236

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:21pm

heyyy...

wait, it's only you two? maybe i'll just leave...

#14237

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:22pm

::scoffs a la Cam::

And what, pray tell, makes YOU so special?

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#14238

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:25pm

Beka!!! dont leave

**whispers to Beka, "dont leave me alone with him, he was staring at my boobs"**

Oh honey, I could tell you lots of things that make ME special.. But some secrets are better left to the imagination..

Oh yes right, we were fighting in the other thread..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#14239

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:27pm

here's something random to share -- today i found my old spice girls cassettes. then i spent an hour trying to find my old walkman to listen to them. ahh, childhood memories.

a couple of years ago i couldn't STAND the spice girls. but i think they've grown on me again.

#14240

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:30pm

ahh the old days.. I like to occasionally take a stroll down memory lane.

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#14241

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:32pm

i LOVE how i still know ALL the words. it's like i've remembered them subconsiously for :counts: 7 years. weirddd

#14242

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:35pm

**tries to remember**

I dont know if I ever owned any spice girls cds.. I know I had friends that did.. I was already old when they were the hot new thing..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#14243

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:36pm

i was REALLY old school. i had CASSETTES. i think i was in like 5th grade.

#14244

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:39pm

beka dear.. I remember 8 tracks.. now THAT is old school..

When I was younger we would drive around listening to them in our trans am, cruising the Lake Tahoe back roads..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#14245

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:41pm

8 tracks... true.

but not as bad as vinyl. i do listen to my dad's old records occasionally. i'm the only person i know that still has a working record player.


i'll be back on later...

#14246

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:42pm

I KNOW you are special...I have named my chicken (<----)

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#14247

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:45pm

Beka hun, we have 3 working record players in my house..

And BSO! Dont you forget it either..

whats the name?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#14248

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:47pm

REALLY? i don't know ANYONE.

#14249

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:49pm

Everyone, meet Hutrie Wymbo!

(HUGH-tree WIHM-boh)

hugh - HUGH Jackman
tree - Oak TREE
WIHM - And just on a WIM
BOH - Please tie this BOW for me

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

#14250

BSoBW is NOW Phantom Chicken

Posted: 1/21/05 at 3:49pm

oh and we also have two workig 8 track players.. (dont ask long story)

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas