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#14276

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 6:48pm

no, i didn't...I was gonna..but w/e...I used a different e-mail because of something that happened to my e-mail account from BSoBW2...

also, i have two accounts on the other e-mail (bsobw and bsobw2).

Also, I signed up a long time ago but didn't remember my e-mail/passowrd/u/n....

If they have a problem, they can delete bsobw1,2,etc.

Anyway, I feel so weird being a "Swing" - and you can call me BSO still....
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#14277

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 6:52pm

well normally they will delete the newest.. but we shall see

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14278

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 6:58pm

ya, it's no biggie - but now I have a BWW joke...

I only didn't get it because I missed those 4 posts about the hypnotism....

::walks away sheepishly::
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#14280

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 7:40pm

THANK you for deleting those. the gorey ones were the most disgusting thing i've ever seen. apparently there were some porno ones... but i WAS LOGGED OFF SO I DIDNT SEE THEM. and i logged off at 11:47. so clearly it takes a while for the site to load.

going to finish that project. cause of the lack of snowday. and there's supposed to be a blizzard-ish thing on SATURDAY NIGHT. RIGHT smack in the middle of the weekend. so probably nothing will be cancelled. cause the weathermen hate us.

bye.
#14281

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 7:45pm

HI Em.. BST and I were being weird and we talked about hypnosis and I said BST was clucking like a chicken.. well she claimed it wasn't and that is was me.. I told her it wasn't me I was video taping, so we agreed we had a phantom chicken.. well then BSO showed up talking and said "what's up chickens" so we both pounced and said he was the phantom chicken.
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14283

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 7:54pm

I guess you had to be there.. Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14284

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 7:59pm

OK...here is my version, the exact dialogue has been changed somewhat....

(BSO talks with BEKA in the doll workshop)

BSO: What? It's my forum! Go back to the chicken coop!
BEKA: You are just jealous!
BSO: Chicken coop!

(A few hours later; BST and CAM are in a room by themselves. BST is nervously pacing back and forth next to a phone. CAM sits calmly on a sofa reading "The Rent Bible.")

CAM: Would you stop pacing already!
BST: I'm just so nervous! Why haven't they done callbacks yet?
CAM: Well, you said NO ONE got a call yet. So relax.
BST: Maybe you're right...

(BST keeps pacing)

CAM: Alright, you! I have had enough! Oh, I have an idea how to calm you down!
BST: How?
CAM: Hypnotism. Here, sit down on the couch.
BST: (sitting) OK, but I don't know if it will work...
CAM: (pulling out a watch on a long chain) Relax.

(5 minutes later)

BST: I don't think it worked.
CAM: Yes it did. You were clucking like a chicken.
BST: No, that was you.
CAM: No, it was you.
BST: Except it was you.
CAM: That's true, but it was you.
BST: I'll buy that. As long as you mean you by "you."
CAM: What the hell does that mean?
BST: You know what it means.
CAM: No, I really don't. But, whatever. Maybe it was the phantom chicken.
BST: The phantom chicken you say? Where'd he go, then?
BSO: (enters) What's up, chickens?
BST: Found him!
CAM: Bso...is the phantom chicken.

(change of thread title; 30 minuntes later)

TIFF: (enters) Anyone wanna see my c0ck?

(TIFF presents BSO; change of title again)

BSO: I am confused.

(2 days later)

BSO: Oh, I get it!

(changes username)

(curtain call)




"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

Updated On: 1/20/05 at 07:59 PM

#14285

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:02pm

nice!!! very nice!!!

I would be frightened if you did that with some of our other conversations though
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14286

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:03pm

lol, yea, I'd be frightened to do it...

Now, the story is in my profile as well!
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

Updated On: 1/20/05 at 08:03 PM

#14288

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:40pm

*sigh*
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14289

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:42pm

Hey guys...I'm actually here for a little while for the first and last time in ages...
"A little humility wouldn't hurt." --Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
#14291

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:58pm

**hugs ntg** you've been missed!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14294

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 9:53pm

well, i have to go finish reading my book for theatre (100+ pages left tonight)

I may or may not be back online later.

Peace

-bso
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#14295

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 10:03pm

Beka, there's hostility? Aww now, sweetie. I only post gory and pornographic photos to those I care about! *hugs*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#14297

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 11:39pm

i'm here

and may i say, i want to film a version of that conversation...using barbie dolls or something
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#14298

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 11:46pm

haha, BST

you likey?

I took artistic liberty in changing what you said...but you don't mind, right?

"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#14299

Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!

Posted: 1/20/05 at 11:49pm

no...nothing you changed was incriminating.

though after whats been said over the past couple of days...there's nothing you could make up.


by the way, do people notice the name change?
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
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