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#14275Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 6:48pm
no, i didn't...I was gonna..but w/e...I used a different e-mail because of something that happened to my e-mail account from BSoBW2...
also, i have two accounts on the other e-mail (bsobw and bsobw2).
Also, I signed up a long time ago but didn't remember my e-mail/passowrd/u/n....
If they have a problem, they can delete bsobw1,2,etc.
Anyway, I feel so weird being a "Swing" - and you can call me BSO still....
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#14276Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 6:52pm
well normally they will delete the newest.. but we shall see
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14277Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 6:58pm
ya, it's no biggie - but now I have a BWW joke...
I only didn't get it because I missed those 4 posts about the hypnotism....
::walks away sheepishly::
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#14278Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 7:36pmSo do share the origin of "Phantom Chicken." It is very interesting.
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#14279Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 7:40pm
THANK you for deleting those. the gorey ones were the most disgusting thing i've ever seen. apparently there were some porno ones... but i WAS LOGGED OFF SO I DIDNT SEE THEM. and i logged off at 11:47. so clearly it takes a while for the site to load.
going to finish that project. cause of the lack of snowday. and there's supposed to be a blizzard-ish thing on SATURDAY NIGHT. RIGHT smack in the middle of the weekend. so probably nothing will be cancelled. cause the weathermen hate us.
bye.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#14280Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 7:45pmHI Em.. BST and I were being weird and we talked about hypnosis and I said BST was clucking like a chicken.. well she claimed it wasn't and that is was me.. I told her it wasn't me I was video taping, so we agreed we had a phantom chicken.. well then BSO showed up talking and said "what's up chickens" so we both pounced and said he was the phantom chicken.
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14281Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 7:47pm
Hm...
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#14282Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 7:54pm
I guess you had to be there.. 
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14283Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 7:59pm
OK...here is my version, the exact dialogue has been changed somewhat....
(BSO talks with BEKA in the doll workshop)
BSO: What? It's my forum! Go back to the chicken coop!
BEKA: You are just jealous!
BSO: Chicken coop!
(A few hours later; BST and CAM are in a room by themselves. BST is nervously pacing back and forth next to a phone. CAM sits calmly on a sofa reading "The Rent Bible.")
CAM: Would you stop pacing already!
BST: I'm just so nervous! Why haven't they done callbacks yet?
CAM: Well, you said NO ONE got a call yet. So relax.
BST: Maybe you're right...
(BST keeps pacing)
CAM: Alright, you! I have had enough! Oh, I have an idea how to calm you down!
BST: How?
CAM: Hypnotism. Here, sit down on the couch.
BST: (sitting) OK, but I don't know if it will work...
CAM: (pulling out a watch on a long chain) Relax.
(5 minutes later)
BST: I don't think it worked.
CAM: Yes it did. You were clucking like a chicken.
BST: No, that was you.
CAM: No, it was you.
BST: Except it was you.
CAM: That's true, but it was you.
BST: I'll buy that. As long as you mean you by "you."
CAM: What the hell does that mean?
BST: You know what it means.
CAM: No, I really don't. But, whatever. Maybe it was the phantom chicken.
BST: The phantom chicken you say? Where'd he go, then?
BSO: (enters) What's up, chickens?
BST: Found him!
CAM: Bso...is the phantom chicken.
(change of thread title; 30 minuntes later)
TIFF: (enters) Anyone wanna see my c0ck?
(TIFF presents BSO; change of title again)
BSO: I am confused.
(2 days later)
BSO: Oh, I get it!
(changes username)
(curtain call)
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
Updated On: 1/20/05 at 07:59 PM
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#14284Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:02pm
nice!!! very nice!!!
I would be frightened if you did that with some of our other conversations though
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14285Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:03pm
lol, yea, I'd be frightened to do it...
Now, the story is in my profile as well!
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
Updated On: 1/20/05 at 08:03 PM
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#14286Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:37pm
ok, then... i think you lost me after our 3-line conversation.
(and you are just jealous of my genius 
)
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#14287Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:40pm
*sigh*
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14288Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:42pmHey guys...I'm actually here for a little while for the first and last time in ages...
"A little humility wouldn't hurt."
--Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
#14289Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:49pmN/M Beka...n/m
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#14290Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 8:58pm
**hugs ntg** you've been missed!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#14291Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 9:01pm
OH, OH, OH! i get it now. don't mind me. it's the lack of sleep.
why am i sensing some hostility towards me, lately?
leaving to do work... bye
#14292Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 9:03pm
wut up entee?
(entee = NTG)
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
#14293Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 9:53pm
well, i have to go finish reading my book for theatre (100+ pages left tonight)
I may or may not be back online later.
Peace
-bso
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#14294Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 10:03pmBeka, there's hostility? Aww now, sweetie. I only post gory and pornographic photos to those I care about! *hugs*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#14295Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 11:34pm
finished reading!
but NO ONE'S here...
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
broadway_star_tomorrow
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/04
#14296Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 11:39pm
i'm here
and may i say, i want to film a version of that conversation...using barbie dolls or something
AKA Idina Pashmina
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#14297Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 11:46pm
haha, BST
you likey?
I took artistic liberty in changing what you said...but you don't mind, right?
"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com
broadway_star_tomorrow
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/04
#14298Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 11:49pm
no...nothing you changed was incriminating.
though after whats been said over the past couple of days...there's nothing you could make up.
by the way, do people notice the name change?
AKA Idina Pashmina
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#14299Guttermania presents...BSoBW is the phantom chicken!!!
Posted: 1/20/05 at 11:50pmWhat do we call you now? Chicken of the Opera?
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