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OneBlazeOfGlory
#1450The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 3:53pm

'Not if it gets me out of writing a paper. If I take out my english teacher, that gets rid of one big assignment and leaves more time for me to work on my plan for world domination. That's not a waste of time if you ask me.'

Hmmmm world domination eh? Will you start in TX? I know a couple people who could use a nice big dose of reality from you haha. (Good luck with your paper as well The Rent Welcome Wagon)


Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do... RIP Jason

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camerangel
#1451The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 4:04pm

Nia, I think you need to make jaydon's death inhumainely tortursome and painful!


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

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ShbrtAlley44
#1452The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 4:05pm

I completely agree.

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ShbrtAlley44
#1453The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 4:12pm

With this post, I become a legend!!! FINALLY!

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camerangel
#1454The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 4:15pm

Yay Shbrt **does happy dance** I still have like 400 to go..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

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ShbrtAlley44
#1455The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 4:16pm

Thanks! Yaaaay! Updated On: 11/28/04 at 04:16 PM

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OneBlazeOfGlory
#1456The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 4:24pm

congrats shbrt! I'm almost there as well.. I plan on hitting post 1000 by 12/14 The Rent Welcome Wagon


Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do... RIP Jason

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camerangel
#1457The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 4:37pm

I dont have a goal date to reach it.. but one day it will happen..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

insomniak
#1458The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 4:49pm

Go shub!

Glory, I'm happy to start in your home state. There are a few weeds that need a-whackin' if you know what I mean. Those Bushes have gone too far.

Oh, I have plans for Mr. Jaydon... just you wait and see.

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Type_A_Tiff
#1459Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 5:25pm

1. You guys are so sweet! Even my "real life" friends aren't plotting Jaydon's demise - mainly because they're hoping he'll stick around long enough to "charm" us with more bon mots and antics!

2. So I guess that wasn't really Nathan Lane, huh?

3. Was I the only one seriously about to get a nosebleed after I noticed Nathan's thread was gone, this thread gone, and Craig posted that sticky about no one imitating celebrities anymore? Seriously, I almost had a heart attack. Fredi, I'm glad you're not a sock of someone on this board! Whew.

4. I think we should ix-nay the threadjacking on this thread till Fredi comes back. We've already got 2 lively randomness threads to yammer on!

5. I can't believe it was my terrible date that booted this thread off the Main Board! Whew!

6. How's everyone doing today? Let's head onto another thread.


"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

BEKA531
#1460Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 5:55pm

heh, i thought it was nathan lane too, but then again, fredi and anthony (if it really is them Whew! ) didn't use their NAME for their username haha. we can all be so guillible (well, i speak for myself)

you choose the thread tiff, i'm sure people will follow... (but you posted @ 525, so maybe i should just go FIND the thread)

~ rebecca

FabalaCohen
#1462Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 8:18pm

*opens thread* 59 FREAKIN PAGES?!!?!?!

*sighs* This is one of the few things I hate about the holidays.


"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled." (Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)

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HeyMrMusic
#1463Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:27pm

Off-topic? NO!!!

Haha.

~Steven

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Type_A_Tiff
#1464Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:30pm

Haha. I'm sure the other posters were unamused by our antics on the Main board. Whew!


"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

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OneBlazeOfGlory
#1465Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:33pm

'*opens thread* 59 FREAKIN PAGES?!!?!?!
*sighs* This is one of the few things I hate about the holidays. '

Yea I had to catch up about 10 pages earlier today... you don't have to read all of it... at least half is just random conversation


Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do... RIP Jason

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#1466Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:33pm

Oops sorry double post :-b


Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do... RIP Jason
Updated On: 11/28/04 at 10:33 PM

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#1467Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:33pm

I wondered where this thread went!
Glad it's still here
hey Tiffy, maybe we could find A Big Ass Rock for Jaydon Whew!

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OneBlazeOfGlory
#1468Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:35pm

I think Nia has a plan for Jaydon as well Whew!


Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do... RIP Jason

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Type_A_Tiff
#1469Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:38pm

Really, as bad as this was (and this was more unpleasant than anything), it's not as bad as my Date From Hell With The Paraplegic. (And again, I'm not discriminating against the handicapped. We just refer to his physical state to distinguish him from all the other shmucks I've dated. Really, his diability was the least of his problems.)



What bad dates haveyou guys had?


"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

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broadwaystar2b
#1470Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:40pm

Tiffy, you HAVE to spill The Date From Hell With The Paraplegic
my curiousity is overwhelming Whew!

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OneBlazeOfGlory
#1471Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:42pm

I think I remember hearing about that one... but for some reason this recent date seems worse. Maybe I'm not remembering everything...


Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do... RIP Jason

Ellie3
#1472Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:43pm

Is this the guy that followed you home?

insomniak
#1473Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:45pm

We're going to have fun with Mr. Asshole, star.

I have yet to go on a date, but I got close once.

Last year I was asked to the Homecoming dance by this guy. Now, Sean was good looking, nicely built and seemed like a cool guy so I said yes. As the days wore on, he never really paid attention to me. He was always off flirting with someone else, so I decided to nix the whole date thing. I wrote him a polite note and said I'd give him the ticket back tommorrow. Later that day, he was walking through the halls holding hands with my friend and he- get this- says that he still wants to go with me. He had 'I love Joy' written on his hand and he was offering because he said it was the 'polite' thing to do. Yeah, he knows all about class. That night, he calls me and GROVELS. I still refused and proceeded to give him his ticket back the following morning, along with the finger while he was groping her ass in front of me.

Jerk.

Yes, not the mature thing to do, but I was pissed.

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Type_A_Tiff
#1474Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:47pm

Yeah, the guy who used my tip money to pay for his end of the bill, and grabbed my by the elbow and hauled me up Robson Street, while prying into my personal history that I told him I wasn't up for discussing, and telling me he tends to go for girls who aren't very good looking, but have a good personality. Whew!


"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Ellie3
#1475Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:50pm

Morons abound, don't they?
I once had a guy grope me so hard, I thought he was checking for tumors! And he actually pulled my hair so hard, I nearly cried. But he thought he was being romantic...

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