The Rent Welcome Wagon — Page 59

'Not if it gets me out of writing a paper. If I take out my english teacher, that gets rid of one big assignment and leaves more time for me to work on my plan for world domination. That's not a waste of time if you ask me.'

Hmmmm world domination eh? Will you start in TX? I know a couple people who could use a nice big dose of reality from you haha. (Good luck with your paper as well )

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I completely agree.

Yay Shbrt **does happy dance** I still have like 400 to go..

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congrats shbrt! I'm almost there as well.. I plan on hitting post 1000 by 12/14

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Go shub!

Glory, I'm happy to start in your home state. There are a few weeds that need a-whackin' if you know what I mean. Those Bushes have gone too far.

Oh, I have plans for Mr. Jaydon... just you wait and see.

heh, i thought it was nathan lane too, but then again, fredi and anthony (if it really is them ) didn't use their NAME for their username haha. we can all be so guillible (well, i speak for myself)

you choose the thread tiff, i'm sure people will follow... (but you posted @ 525, so maybe i should just go FIND the thread)

~ rebecca

Off-topic? NO!!!

Haha.

~Steven

'*opens thread* 59 FREAKIN PAGES?!!?!?!
*sighs* This is one of the few things I hate about the holidays. '

Yea I had to catch up about 10 pages earlier today... you don't have to read all of it... at least half is just random conversation

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I wondered where this thread went!
Glad it's still here
hey Tiffy, maybe we could find A Big Ass Rock for Jaydon

Really, as bad as this was (and this was more unpleasant than anything), it's not as bad as my Date From Hell With The Paraplegic. (And again, I'm not discriminating against the handicapped. We just refer to his physical state to distinguish him from all the other shmucks I've dated. Really, his diability was the least of his problems.)



What bad dates haveyou guys had?

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I think I remember hearing about that one... but for some reason this recent date seems worse. Maybe I'm not remembering everything...

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We're going to have fun with Mr. Asshole, star.

I have yet to go on a date, but I got close once.

Last year I was asked to the Homecoming dance by this guy. Now, Sean was good looking, nicely built and seemed like a cool guy so I said yes. As the days wore on, he never really paid attention to me. He was always off flirting with someone else, so I decided to nix the whole date thing. I wrote him a polite note and said I'd give him the ticket back tommorrow. Later that day, he was walking through the halls holding hands with my friend and he- get this- says that he still wants to go with me. He had 'I love Joy' written on his hand and he was offering because he said it was the 'polite' thing to do. Yeah, he knows all about class. That night, he calls me and GROVELS. I still refused and proceeded to give him his ticket back the following morning, along with the finger while he was groping her ass in front of me.

Jerk.

Yes, not the mature thing to do, but I was pissed.

Morons abound, don't they?
I once had a guy grope me so hard, I thought he was checking for tumors! And he actually pulled my hair so hard, I nearly cried. But he thought he was being romantic...