The Rent Welcome Wagon
#1450The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 3:53pm
'Not if it gets me out of writing a paper. If I take out my english teacher, that gets rid of one big assignment and leaves more time for me to work on my plan for world domination. That's not a waste of time if you ask me.'
Hmmmm world domination eh? Will you start in TX? I know a couple people who could use a nice big dose of reality from you haha. (Good luck with your paper as well
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#1451The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 4:04pm
Nia, I think you need to make jaydon's death inhumainely tortursome and painful!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1453The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 4:12pmWith this post, I become a legend!!! FINALLY!
#1454The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 4:15pm
Yay Shbrt **does happy dance** I still have like 400 to go..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1455The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 4:16pmThanks! Yaaaay! Updated On: 11/28/04 at 04:16 PM
#1456The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 4:24pm
congrats shbrt! I'm almost there as well.. I plan on hitting post 1000 by 12/14
#1457The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 4:37pm
I dont have a goal date to reach it.. but one day it will happen..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#1458The Rent Welcome Wagon
Posted: 11/28/04 at 4:49pm
Go shub!
Glory, I'm happy to start in your home state. There are a few weeds that need a-whackin' if you know what I mean. Those Bushes have gone too far.
Oh, I have plans for Mr. Jaydon... just you wait and see.
#1459Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 5:25pm
1. You guys are so sweet! Even my "real life" friends aren't plotting Jaydon's demise - mainly because they're hoping he'll stick around long enough to "charm" us with more bon mots and antics!
2. So I guess that wasn't really Nathan Lane, huh?
3. Was I the only one seriously about to get a nosebleed after I noticed Nathan's thread was gone, this thread gone, and Craig posted that sticky about no one imitating celebrities anymore? Seriously, I almost had a heart attack. Fredi, I'm glad you're not a sock of someone on this board! Whew.
4. I think we should ix-nay the threadjacking on this thread till Fredi comes back. We've already got 2 lively randomness threads to yammer on!
5. I can't believe it was my terrible date that booted this thread off the Main Board!
6. How's everyone doing today? Let's head onto another thread.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#1460Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 5:55pm
heh, i thought it was nathan lane too, but then again, fredi and anthony (if it really is them
) didn't use their NAME for their username haha. we can all be so guillible (well, i speak for myself)
you choose the thread tiff, i'm sure people will follow... (but you posted @ 525, so maybe i should just go FIND the thread)
~ rebecca
FabalaCohen
Broadway Star Joined: 10/30/04
#1462Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 8:18pm
*opens thread* 59 FREAKIN PAGES?!!?!?!
*sighs* This is one of the few things I hate about the holidays.
#1464Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:30pm
Haha. I'm sure the other posters were unamused by our antics on the Main board.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1465Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:33pm
'*opens thread* 59 FREAKIN PAGES?!!?!?!
*sighs* This is one of the few things I hate about the holidays. '
Yea I had to catch up about 10 pages earlier today... you don't have to read all of it... at least half is just random conversation
#1466Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:33pmOops sorry double post :-b
#1468Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:35pm
I think Nia has a plan for Jaydon as well
#1469Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:38pm
Really, as bad as this was (and this was more unpleasant than anything), it's not as bad as my Date From Hell With The Paraplegic. (And again, I'm not discriminating against the handicapped. We just refer to his physical state to distinguish him from all the other shmucks I've dated. Really, his diability was the least of his problems.)
What bad dates haveyou guys had?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1471Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:42pmI think I remember hearing about that one... but for some reason this recent date seems worse. Maybe I'm not remembering everything...
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#1473Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:45pm
We're going to have fun with Mr. Asshole, star.
I have yet to go on a date, but I got close once.
Last year I was asked to the Homecoming dance by this guy. Now, Sean was good looking, nicely built and seemed like a cool guy so I said yes. As the days wore on, he never really paid attention to me. He was always off flirting with someone else, so I decided to nix the whole date thing. I wrote him a polite note and said I'd give him the ticket back tommorrow. Later that day, he was walking through the halls holding hands with my friend and he- get this- says that he still wants to go with me. He had 'I love Joy' written on his hand and he was offering because he said it was the 'polite' thing to do. Yeah, he knows all about class. That night, he calls me and GROVELS. I still refused and proceeded to give him his ticket back the following morning, along with the finger while he was groping her ass in front of me.
Jerk.
Yes, not the mature thing to do, but I was pissed.
#1474Whew!
Posted: 11/28/04 at 10:47pm
Yeah, the guy who used my tip money to pay for his end of the bill, and grabbed my by the elbow and hauled me up Robson Street, while prying into my personal history that I told him I wasn't up for discussing, and telling me he tends to go for girls who aren't very good looking, but have a good personality.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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