The Sarah Palin Haiku Thread

[madbrian]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 7:29pm

Among the many fun Sarah Palin sites out there is a Sarah Palin haiku generator. However, I thought it would be more fun to create our own. So, here's mine:

shooting wolves from planes
can't speak a lucid sentence
abstinence only

Updated On: 9/30/08 at 07:29 PM

[clever name]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 7:35pm

This is so unfair
I look just like Tina Fey
but I'm not as smart

[KrissySim]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 7:36pm

Glasses do not
a smart woman make,
though she may see Russia.

[NGD2225]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 7:39pm

I can see Russia
I eat mooseburgers but believe
Abortion is wrong


I suck.

[artscallion]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 7:56pm

creating jobs for pit bulls
thanks but no thanks on debate
please free Levi

[LePetiteFromage]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 8:02pm

Updated On: 1/13/09 at 08:02 PM

[Pippin]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 8:03pm

The Avon Lady
Doesn't know what She's in for
and it's fun to watch!

[bwayfan9]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 8:04pm

I'm Not Very smart
Um, what is the bush doctrine
I'm Close to Russia

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 8:05pm

Same as Hillary
We both have a vagina
Um, that's about all

[madbrian]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 8:10pm

teen daughter's pregnant
tina fey's stupid sister
the press is so mean

[Pippin]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 8:11pm

look at my glasses
I purchased them from Target
pretentious enough?

[madbrian]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 8:17pm

six schools in six years
not the sharpest knife in drawer
i can see russia

[SNAFU]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 9:19pm

I wake in the morn'
then throw open the window.
Look up,it's Putin

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 9:41pm

Poor poor Peggy Hill
She in way over her head
Putin up in sky

[madbrian]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 7:00am

funny names for kids
dinosuars, men together
you are gay by choice

[D2]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 8:52am

Homosexuality is a choice.
In what respect, Sarah?
Intelligence?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 9:08am

the left up in arms
over the pageant queen veep
biden will save her

[madbrian]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 9:16am

seemed shrewd at first blush
conservatives start to bail
too late to drop her

Updated On: 10/1/08 at 09:16 AM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 9:44am

hottest veep ever
she has kinky tendencies
russia sees her too

[madbrian]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 9:49am

putin rears his head
dumbest veep candidate yet
insulting token

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 9:51am

The Hottest V.P
From the coolest State, she's called
Critics are sexist?
Updated On: 10/1/08 at 09:51 AM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 9:57am

sexist critics suck
some even like to do so
where is the outrage?

[madbrian]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 10:03am

whine about the press
that didn't work for clinton
thought sarah was tough

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 10:07am

Newspapers and mags?
"I can't name a one but um
I read all of 'em!"

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 10:10am

"Maverick," "Russia,"
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
USA is doomed