The Sarah Palin Haiku Thread- Page 2

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 10:07am

Newspapers and mags?
"I can't name a one but um
I read all of 'em!"

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 10:10am

"Maverick," "Russia,"
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
USA is doomed

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 10:49am

Thanks but no thanks to
A V.P. who cannot speak
Call her W2

[madbrian]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 10:52am

huckabee in drag
no coherent sentences
pray away the gay

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 10:52am

She will surprise you
That is what they keep saying
Debate will be rigged
Updated On: 10/1/08 at 10:52 AM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 10:57am

Freedom, Putin, wolves.
Lipstick, children, Outsider.
Alaska...............Silence.

[madbrian]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 10:59am

sharp as a marble
all the lights seem to be on
but nobody's home

[clever name]

Posted: 10/3/08 at 4:05pm

Gosh darn, don't ya' know!
well hey, ya know, I'm just like ya!
SHOW THEM THE BABY!!!!!

[wexy]

Posted: 10/3/08 at 4:13pm

I can see Russia
I've never travelled to France
Ass looks hot in pants.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/3/08 at 5:42pm

Poor Lady Mav'rick
Because Katie is too mean
Pitbulls sure whine lots Updated On: 10/3/08 at 05:42 PM

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 10/3/08 at 6:28pm

lip gloss glistening
empty words were delivered
doesn't have a clue

[supportivemom]

Posted: 10/3/08 at 6:42pm

Just wanted to say that this is one of the most creative threads. You all are so clever!

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 10/3/08 at 6:59pm

Mom, certainly you meant to say:

just wanted to say
most creative thread ever
you are all clever

[supportivemom]

Posted: 10/3/08 at 9:13pm

Good one flit!

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 10/4/08 at 1:42am

The sad thing is that she actually talks like this.

[KrissySim]

Posted: 10/4/08 at 2:05am

"hottest veep ever
she has kinky tendencies
russia sees her too"

Papalovesmamaboo has never to Russia been
Or he would know how stunningly beautiful
The women there are.
Poor Sarah Hea Pee pales by comparison.

[KrissySim]

Posted: 10/4/08 at 3:37am

Nashti zhas vorta
Po drom o Palin's.

[nygrl232]

Posted: 10/4/08 at 8:14am

Tina Fey glasses
Don't make you witty or cool
So shut the bleep up

[StockardFan]

Posted: 10/4/08 at 8:46am

you betcha, gosh darn
Wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink
I can see Russia

[supportivemom]

Posted: 10/4/08 at 11:14am

One million dollars in assets
An average Joe
Say it ain't so

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 10/4/08 at 12:03pm

Stockard, I'm not sure your haiku meets all the traditional criteria for this form of poetry, but it's so "blinking" funny, it should be included in the next Norton Anthology of Contemporary Poetry!

And S-mom, I've always liked you, but it's only through this election that I have learned what a true-blue left-wing bleeding heart liberal you are, which makes me like you even more! Love your haiku, too.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 10/4/08 at 12:09pm

LOL!!! Why thank you.....

What are the criteria for a haiku though.....I thought it just had to be 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 10/4/08 at 12:39pm

I can't remember and I'm not interested enough to look it up, but, please don't think it was a criticism, 'cause it's not, goshdarnit! The people who voted me into office when I was mayor of a small town wouldn't know a haiku from an onion ring, so drill, baby, drill!

[supportivemom]

Posted: 10/4/08 at 12:42pm

Why thanks Miss P! I've actually never considered myself a bleeding liberal before. I am a a true Libran (although I'm really not into astrology- just get a kick out of the traits and it seems that I fit most of them). I just believe in things being fair and equal for all people. Maybe that's why I'm always under so much stress- lol! I'm just so surprised at myself at how caught up I am in this election. There was a thread about questions you would ask the candidates. Well, I would ask Palin out of all the great Republican women in your party, tell me specific reason why you believe you are the most qualified to be the VP? If she started bringing up her family, I would tell her that that doesn't make her unique or the fact that she is from a small town! Uh oh, here I go again! Thanks again. Let me know when you and your family get to Florida- I'm right next to St. Augustine and it's very charming! Thanks again!

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 10/4/08 at 12:56pm

HA! S-mom, we were talking YESTERDAY about making a trip to Florida!

I want you to know that I consider "bleeding hear liberal" a compliment!