The Silent Thread — Page 2

#26

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:33pm

*helps Moony to a chair, places walker beside her*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#27

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:34pm

*serves pieces of Rath for dinner*

#28

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:34pm

*ouch*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#29

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:35pm

*cheerfully allows JB to lick face while re-braiding Erika's hair with one hand and passing the lardbucket to Rath with t'other*

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#30

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:35pm

*wonders if Bluemoon was in my wedding party*

#31

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:36pm

*shows JB the pic of Moony, the old lady playing the organ at his wedding*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#32

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:36pm

*watches the silent festivities*

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"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

#33

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:37pm

"faints"

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"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

#34

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:38pm

*wonders if the bride looks familiar to Moony, as well?*

#35

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:38pm

*asks Rath if she knows what's better than roses on her piano, and when she says no, tells her...tulips on her organ; waits for rimshot*

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#36

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:39pm

*gently reminds him that Moony doesn't remember much*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#37

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:40pm

*laughs silently at Jaily who is dying because he's in a room with both me and Erika, finally, and it's a silent, NON-SINGING room!*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#38

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:41pm

*contemplates possible hidden message in Jaily waiting for a rimshot*

Updated On: 9/8/06 at 04:41 PM

#39

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:43pm

*wonders if she and Johnboy2 ever......well, never mind*

#40

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:44pm

*glares at Rath for rubbing it in, then signs all the words to "I Will Never Leave You"*


*winks suggestively at JB*

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#41

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:44pm

*shocked at the realization that Moony is a SLUT*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#42

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:45pm

*shivers because jaily mentioned a rimshot*

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#43

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:46pm

*shocked that Rath doesn't consider whether JB2 was a slut, just HER*

#44

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:46pm

*has tremendous sudden respect for Moony, The Slut*

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#45

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:47pm

*assumes that Moony wondered if she and I ever held a prayer vigil for Barbra's conversion to the human race*

#46

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:50pm

* silently admires Jaily's taste in women. And men*

*notes JB2's clever cross-thread reference. Likes that in a man*

*carves up roasted Rath*

#47

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:50pm

*didn't see JB wondering if HE'd slept with MOONY*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#48

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:52pm

* thinks he KNOWS. And smiles at the memory*

#49

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:52pm

**licks the back of rath's knees**

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XING
PED

#50

re: The Silent Thread

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:52pm

*smiles, a lot; but is too old to remember*