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#426

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 10:44am

Dottie, I thought we decided that virtually every cast member in an infomercial belongs in the ST...

...especially if they have an australian accent...why do they all have australian accents?

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

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#427

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 10:58am

Doodle, yes we did agree about that. I was just reminded at 3:00 this morning when I was hacking away and couldn't sleep, so I turned on the television. Low and behold, that stupid Magic Bullet infomercial was on.

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#428

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:07am

aww...hope you are feeling better! Late nite infomercials are evil...that is when you have to hide the cell phone and credit card.

#429

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:14am

Thanks, Doodle. I feel like I've been hit by a truck!

And you're so right about the phone and credit card thing.

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#430

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:13pm

The Jade-ishismness herself.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#431

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:14pm

Umm, doodle, some of my best friends have Australian accents.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#432

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:18pm

And this is for jasonf....

SKANKITY SKANK-SKANK!!

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#433

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:31pm

ummm, Rath...are they all Skanks?

#434

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:33pm

Only one of them is. So ha.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 7/10/06 at 01:33 PM

#435

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:38pm

Well, I was merely making two distinct points:

1. All infomercial spokespeople (and the stupid actors who pretend to be marvelled at the invention) are skanks.

2. There is a high percentage of these hawkers who have Australian accents...same could be said for British accents and contest show hostesses. It makes me wonder if all of the infomercialists in Australia are American...perhaps there is an exchange program for the insufferably annoying.

#436

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:40pm

How do you think I got here?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#437

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:41pm

Doodle, maybe we sent the Australians Ron Popeil in exchange for some of their informercials!!

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#438

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:41pm

I have a feeling you are sensitive to this subject because you are related to Ron Popeil.

#439

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:44pm

Queen Bee of the Skanks:

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"The hallmark of aristocracy is responsibility. Oh brother, that got me, that did me in!"

Updated On: 7/10/06 at 01:44 PM

#440

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:44pm

Doodle, are you referring to me or Rath in your last statement?

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#441

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:01pm

I was referring to Rath...who kind of looks like...

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#442

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:10pm

Yea, but I guess he's the one laughing all the way to the bank!

DRG, OMG!!!

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#443

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:33pm

yes dottie...he's been doing this crap for 40 years!

Another one who belongs in here:
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#444

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:37pm

Really!! I mean, cut your hair already. I think my sister might have fallen for the crap that this one sells.

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#445

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 3:50pm

Departing from the recent infomercial theme, Heather Mills.

Women should be obscene and not heard. ~Groucho Marx

Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.

#446

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 3:56pm

Can't hold a candle to Lil' Kim.

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"The hallmark of aristocracy is responsibility. Oh brother, that got me, that did me in!"

#447

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 3:57pm

I cant believe they let that skank out!

#448

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:02pm

Yes well holding an open flame anywhere near Lil' Kim would be ill-advised and potentially dangerous.

Women should be obscene and not heard. ~Groucho Marx

Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.

#449

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:03pm

...and on good behavior, too!! Lil' Skank.

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

Updated On: 7/10/06 at 04:03 PM

#450

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 5:58pm

Dottie, I am in total agreement with you about the people in the Magic Bullet infomercials. Specifically the chain smoker and the drunk.

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