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#425the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 10:44am
Dottie, I thought we decided that virtually every cast member in an infomercial belongs in the ST...
...especially if they have an australian accent...why do they all have australian accents?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#426the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 10:58amDoodle, yes we did agree about that. I was just reminded at 3:00 this morning when I was hacking away and couldn't sleep, so I turned on the television. Low and behold, that stupid Magic Bullet infomercial was on.
#427the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:07amaww...hope you are feeling better! Late nite infomercials are evil...that is when you have to hide the cell phone and credit card.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#428the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:14am
Thanks, Doodle. I feel like I've been hit by a truck!
And you're so right about the phone and credit card thing.
#429the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:13pm
The Jade-ishismness herself.
#430the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:14pmUmm, doodle, some of my best friends have Australian accents.
#431the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:18pm
And this is for jasonf....
SKANKITY SKANK-SKANK!!
#432the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:31pm
ummm, Rath...are they all Skanks?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#433the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:33pmOnly one of them is. So ha.
#434the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:38pm
Well, I was merely making two distinct points:
1. All infomercial spokespeople (and the stupid actors who pretend to be marvelled at the invention) are skanks.
2. There is a high percentage of these hawkers who have Australian accents...same could be said for British accents and contest show hostesses. It makes me wonder if all of the infomercialists in Australia are American...perhaps there is an exchange program for the insufferably annoying.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#435the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:40pmHow do you think I got here?
#436the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:41pmDoodle, maybe we sent the Australians Ron Popeil in exchange for some of their informercials!!
#437the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:41pm
I have a feeling you are sensitive to this subject because you are related to Ron Popeil.
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#438the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:44pm
Queen Bee of the Skanks:
#439the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:44pmDoodle, are you referring to me or Rath in your last statement?
#440the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:01pm
I was referring to Rath...who kind of looks like...
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#441the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:10pm
Yea, but I guess he's the one laughing all the way to the bank!
DRG, OMG!!!
#442the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:33pm
yes dottie...he's been doing this crap for 40 years!
Another one who belongs in here: 
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#443the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:37pmReally!! I mean, cut your hair already. I think my sister might have fallen for the crap that this one sells.
Dabadoll
Featured Actor Joined: 9/9/04
#444the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 3:50pm
Departing from the recent infomercial theme, Heather Mills.
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
#445the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 3:56pm
Can't hold a candle to Lil' Kim.
#446the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 3:57pmI cant believe they let that skank out!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Dabadoll
Featured Actor Joined: 9/9/04
#447the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:02pmYes well holding an open flame anywhere near Lil' Kim would be ill-advised and potentially dangerous.
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
#448the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:03pm
...and on good behavior, too!! Lil' Skank.
#449the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 5:58pmDottie, I am in total agreement with you about the people in the Magic Bullet infomercials. Specifically the chain smoker and the drunk.
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