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#425the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 10:44am
Dottie, I thought we decided that virtually every cast member in an infomercial belongs in the ST...
...especially if they have an australian accent...why do they all have australian accents?
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#426the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 10:58amDoodle, yes we did agree about that. I was just reminded at 3:00 this morning when I was hacking away and couldn't sleep, so I turned on the television. Low and behold, that stupid Magic Bullet infomercial was on.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#427the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:07amaww...hope you are feeling better! Late nite infomercials are evil...that is when you have to hide the cell phone and credit card.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#428the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:14am
Thanks, Doodle. I feel like I've been hit by a truck!
And you're so right about the phone and credit card thing.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#429the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:13pm
The Jade-ishismness herself.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#430the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:14pmUmm, doodle, some of my best friends have Australian accents.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#431the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:18pm
And this is for jasonf....
SKANKITY SKANK-SKANK!!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#432the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:31pm
ummm, Rath...are they all Skanks?
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#433the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:33pmOnly one of them is. So ha.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 7/10/06 at 01:33 PM
#434the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:38pm
Well, I was merely making two distinct points:
1. All infomercial spokespeople (and the stupid actors who pretend to be marvelled at the invention) are skanks.
2. There is a high percentage of these hawkers who have Australian accents...same could be said for British accents and contest show hostesses. It makes me wonder if all of the infomercialists in Australia are American...perhaps there is an exchange program for the insufferably annoying.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#435the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:40pmHow do you think I got here?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#436the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:41pmDoodle, maybe we sent the Australians Ron Popeil in exchange for some of their informercials!!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#437the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:41pm
I have a feeling you are sensitive to this subject because you are related to Ron Popeil.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#438the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:44pm
Queen Bee of the Skanks:
"The hallmark of aristocracy is responsibility. Oh brother, that got me, that did me in!"
Updated On: 7/10/06 at 01:44 PM
#439the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 1:44pmDoodle, are you referring to me or Rath in your last statement?
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#440the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:01pm
I was referring to Rath...who kind of looks like...
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#441the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:10pm
Yea, but I guess he's the one laughing all the way to the bank!
DRG, OMG!!!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#442the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:33pm
yes dottie...he's been doing this crap for 40 years!
Another one who belongs in here: 
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#443the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 2:37pmReally!! I mean, cut your hair already. I think my sister might have fallen for the crap that this one sells.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
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#444the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 3:50pm
Departing from the recent infomercial theme, Heather Mills.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
~Groucho Marx
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
#445the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 3:56pm
Can't hold a candle to Lil' Kim.
"The hallmark of aristocracy is responsibility. Oh brother, that got me, that did me in!"
#446the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 3:57pmI cant believe they let that skank out!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Dabadoll
Featured Actor Joined: 9/9/04
#447the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:02pmYes well holding an open flame anywhere near Lil' Kim would be ill-advised and potentially dangerous.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
~Groucho Marx
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
#448the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 4:03pm
...and on good behavior, too!! Lil' Skank.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
Updated On: 7/10/06 at 04:03 PM
#449the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 5:58pmDottie, I am in total agreement with you about the people in the Magic Bullet infomercials. Specifically the chain smoker and the drunk.
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