The Skank Tank

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:45pm

Okay - so from the Naomi Campbell thread, we have placed Naomi, Whitney Houston, and Starr Jones in the tank. Who else should we admit, and why?

[Calvin]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:46pm

[lildogs]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:47pm

Tara Reid--they'll seem much more attractive and lucid with her around.

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:51pm

Fergie - Black Eyed Peas

She pees her pants.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:52pm

Absolutely, Calvin. What about Elizabeth Hasselskank, from the View?

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:53pm

If we're including Katherine Harris, we can't leave out Deb Maggert.

[katygrace84]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:53pm

Let me add my vote for the Hilton sisters. Every time Star throws up, Paris will say, "That's hot!" Then Naomi will throw something at her head and Whitney will smoke another 8 ball. Meanwhile, Nicky and Tara will drink themselves into oblivion and laugh hysterically.

[Kringas]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:53pm

Lindsay Lohan.

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:54pm

Should membership be limited because of the pethora of skanks around? Oh, and I nominate Star I am a lawyer Jones as King of the Skanks!

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:55pm

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:56pm

SorryGrateful, you win.

[katygrace84]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:57pm

GAH!!!!!!! SG! Quit fvckin scaring me like that! This is a SKANK Tank. Not Satan Incarnate tank!

[Gothampc]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:57pm

I think Angelina Jolie should be on the list. I don't care how many children she adopts, she'll always be a skank.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:57pm

I have to agree, kudos to you, SorryGrateful.

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:58pm

SG! You beat me to it. Celeb of the day for a reason!

[peach]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:58pm

Britney Spears (in her post-Federline days)

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:59pm

Sandra Lee from the Food Network.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:00pm

Skank Tank Royalty



The Bush Twins and their cousin Noelle

[Calvin]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:01pm

Who's that baseball player's wife who is always opening her big yap about something? She loves Bush but dresses like a 50-cent hooker?

[Roninjoey]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:01pm

I love your quote SorryGrateful.

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:01pm

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:02pm

Thanks, all! I was surprised I was the first one to put it out there. Where my liberals at, y'all?

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:02pm

Rachel "EVOO" Ray from the food network.

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:02pm

Another waste of celebrity in my opinion.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:03pm

This thread is fun!