The Skank Tank
The Skank Tank
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#1The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:45pmOkay - so from the Naomi Campbell thread, we have placed Naomi, Whitney Houston, and Starr Jones in the tank. Who else should we admit, and why?
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#3re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:47pmTara Reid--they'll seem much more attractive and lucid with her around.
#4re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:51pm
Fergie - Black Eyed Peas
She pees her pants.
http://preppylife.tumblr.com/
#5re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:52pmAbsolutely, Calvin. What about Elizabeth Hasselskank, from the View?
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#6re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:53pm
If we're including Katherine Harris, we can't leave out Deb Maggert.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#7re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:53pmLet me add my vote for the Hilton sisters. Every time Star throws up, Paris will say, "That's hot!" Then Naomi will throw something at her head and Whitney will smoke another 8 ball. Meanwhile, Nicky and Tara will drink themselves into oblivion and laugh hysterically.
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#8re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:53pmLindsay Lohan.
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
#9re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:54pmShould membership be limited because of the pethora of skanks around? Oh, and I nominate Star I am a lawyer Jones as King of the Skanks!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#11re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:56pmSorryGrateful, you win.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#12re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:57pmGAH!!!!!!! SG! Quit fvckin scaring me like that! This is a SKANK Tank. Not Satan Incarnate tank!
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#13re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:57pmI think Angelina Jolie should be on the list. I don't care how many children she adopts, she'll always be a skank.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#14re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:57pmI have to agree, kudos to you, SorryGrateful.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#15re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:58pmSG! You beat me to it. Celeb of the day for a reason!
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
peach
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/29/05
#17re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 3:59pmSandra Lee from the Food Network.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#18re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:00pm
Skank Tank Royalty
The Bush Twins and their cousin Noelle
#19re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:01pmWho's that baseball player's wife who is always opening her big yap about something? She loves Bush but dresses like a 50-cent hooker?
#21re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:01pm
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#22re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:02pmThanks, all! I was surprised I was the first one to put it out there. Where my liberals at, y'all?
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#23re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:02pmRachel "EVOO" Ray from the food network.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#24re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:02pm
Another waste of celebrity in my opinion.
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#25re: The Skank Tank
Posted: 3/30/06 at 4:03pmThis thread is fun!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
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