The Skank Tank — Page 19

#451

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:01pm

What is this Magic Bullet you guys keep talking about? It doesn't sound like something that should be sold on television!

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#452

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:02pm

doodle, you are such a skank.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#453

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:06pm

Wonderwaiter, feast your eyes on the skankiest skank of them all:

#454

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:18pm

You can make frozen drinks in the same cup you drink from and there are different colored rims so you won't get them confused with someone else's. How could that ever be skanky?

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Women should be obscene and not heard. ~Groucho Marx

Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.

#455

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:18pm

Oh, my. There are so many... attachments.

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#456

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:22pm

Oh the things you can do, it truly is magic.

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Women should be obscene and not heard. ~Groucho Marx

Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.

#457

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:29pm

When you see the people that participate in the Magic Bullet infomercial only then will you understand what skanks they are.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#458

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:48pm

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when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

#459

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:51pm

When did that dang gecko get an english accent? Wasn't a year or so ago he was a bitter victim of mistaken identity. He's a skank for pulling a Madonna.

Edit to mention he had an american accent during his bitter days. (I think)

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Women should be obscene and not heard. ~Groucho Marx

Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.

Updated On: 7/10/06 at 06:51 PM

#460

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:37pm

What are the Magic Bullet skanks' names? Burman and Madge? I'm talking about the drunk who haaaates veggies and the chainsmoking lady.

#461

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Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:43pm

I'm sorry, I love that damn gecko.

"It's pie - and chips - for free!"

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#462

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Posted: 7/11/06 at 12:10am

While we're in the infomercial aisle of Skank-Mart, has anyone added



Tom Bosley? If not, he deserves to be here for those sell-this-over-priced-crap-at-flea-markets infomercials he's been hawking.

I tried searching the thread, but BWW kept going down.

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

Updated On: 7/11/06 at 12:10 AM

#463

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Posted: 7/11/06 at 6:48am

I had no idea that Tom Bosley hawked items on infomercials.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#464

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Posted: 7/11/06 at 9:06am

Oh, God, Dottie - It's worse than hawking items. It's a crap-based pyramid scheme where you buy tacky items like "Cowboy Sculpture" and "Wood America Wreath", mark them up 300% and sell them on eBay and at flea markets. So basically, he's saying, "Let us rip you off, so you can turn around and rip other people off."
Skanks Make Cash?

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#465

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Posted: 7/11/06 at 5:20pm

Doodle, I think your picture of Cathy brought the system down!!! Notice how it's missing.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#466

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Posted: 7/11/06 at 5:31pm

The skank tank has suffered due to the server issue!

The one pic of a drugged out Jenny lee...or Jenilee was priceless!

#467

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Posted: 7/13/06 at 3:17pm

After reading his latest screed against the Gay Games, I hereby toss the hideously ugly, orangutan-like Brent Bozell into the skank tank. Just looking at how some of his companions are dressed will cause his head to explode, so we won't have to deal with them for long.

A bonus fashion tip -- with your hair and complexion, Brent, I'd stay away from red ties in the future. Actually, I'd hide in a dark basement to spare the rest of humanity the torture, but...the tie thing is a start.

#468

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Posted: 7/13/06 at 3:24pm

"I'm John Tesh, and coming up, I'll tell you how addition and subtraction can help you balance your checkbook. I'll also tell you how walking through the center of a doorway can help you avoid injury, how breathing oxygen can make you healthier, and how toilet paper can keep you clean down below. All of this and more coming up on the next.... John Tesh."

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#469

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Posted: 7/13/06 at 3:50pm

It's great how Tesch belongs here...as a skank, yet looks like he's never been laid.

Calvin, I love it when you hold back your feelings :)

And for ShiksaGoddess...the return of Jennilee!
Then:

Now:

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#470

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Posted: 7/19/06 at 9:15pm

Way back on page 12, Calvin threw in Lisa Whelchel. Someone just sent me this link to her book "Creative Correction", and I just wanted to share it with you all.



Doesn't she make child abuse look so carefree and whimsical?
Teach Your Children Well

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And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

#471

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Posted: 7/19/06 at 9:24pm

#472

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Posted: 8/25/06 at 3:12pm

After coming from the gym and seeing the show "Starting Over" on the television monitor, I'd like to add Iyanla Vanzant to the list.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#473

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Posted: 8/25/06 at 3:29pm

I've decided to take a dip in the Skank Tank.

I must say that anything that Susanne Somers sells is simply skanky.

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<< Me and Norbie. I look icky becuase I was FREAAAAKKKIIINNNGG out.

#474

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Posted: 8/25/06 at 3:35pm

bway, the thigh master is a classic and could never be considered a skank!!

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#475

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Posted: 8/25/06 at 3:54pm

dd...i agree about the thigh master.


And here's one of the newer skanks..

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