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#450the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:01pmWhat is this Magic Bullet you guys keep talking about? It doesn't sound like something that should be sold on television!
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#451the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:02pmdoodle, you are such a skank.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#452the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:06pm
Wonderwaiter, feast your eyes on the skankiest skank of them all:
Dabadoll
Featured Actor Joined: 9/9/04
#453the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:18pmYou can make frozen drinks in the same cup you drink from and there are different colored rims so you won't get them confused with someone else's. How could that ever be skanky?
Women should be obscene and not heard.
~Groucho Marx
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
#454the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:18pmOh, my. There are so many... attachments.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
Dabadoll
Featured Actor Joined: 9/9/04
#455the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:22pmOh the things you can do, it truly is magic.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
~Groucho Marx
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
#456the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:29pmWhen you see the people that participate in the Magic Bullet infomercial only then will you understand what skanks they are.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#457the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:48pm
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
Dabadoll
Featured Actor Joined: 9/9/04
#458the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 6:51pm
When did that dang gecko get an english accent? Wasn't a year or so ago he was a bitter victim of mistaken identity. He's a skank for pulling a Madonna.
Edit to mention he had an american accent during his bitter days. (I think)
Women should be obscene and not heard.
~Groucho Marx
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
Updated On: 7/10/06 at 06:51 PM
Nepotism is only unfair when it helps other people.
#459the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:37pmWhat are the Magic Bullet skanks' names? Burman and Madge? I'm talking about the drunk who haaaates veggies and the chainsmoking lady.
#460the skank tank
Posted: 7/10/06 at 11:43pm
I'm sorry, I love that damn gecko.
"It's pie - and chips - for free!"
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#461the skank tank
Posted: 7/11/06 at 12:10am
While we're in the infomercial aisle of Skank-Mart, has anyone added
Tom Bosley? If not, he deserves to be here for those sell-this-over-priced-crap-at-flea-markets infomercials he's been hawking.
I tried searching the thread, but BWW kept going down.
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
Updated On: 7/11/06 at 12:10 AM
#462the skank tank
Posted: 7/11/06 at 6:48amI had no idea that Tom Bosley hawked items on infomercials.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#463the skank tank
Posted: 7/11/06 at 9:06am
Oh, God, Dottie - It's worse than hawking items. It's a crap-based pyramid scheme where you buy tacky items like "Cowboy Sculpture" and "Wood America Wreath", mark them up 300% and sell them on eBay and at flea markets. So basically, he's saying, "Let us rip you off, so you can turn around and rip other people off."
Skanks Make Cash?
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#464the skank tank
Posted: 7/11/06 at 5:20pmDoodle, I think your picture of Cathy brought the system down!!! Notice how it's missing.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#465the skank tank
Posted: 7/11/06 at 5:31pm
The skank tank has suffered due to the server issue!
The one pic of a drugged out Jenny lee...or Jenilee was priceless!
#466the skank tank
Posted: 7/13/06 at 3:17pm
After reading his latest screed against the Gay Games, I hereby toss the hideously ugly, orangutan-like Brent Bozell into the skank tank. Just looking at how some of his companions are dressed will cause his head to explode, so we won't have to deal with them for long.
A bonus fashion tip -- with your hair and complexion, Brent, I'd stay away from red ties in the future. Actually, I'd hide in a dark basement to spare the rest of humanity the torture, but...the tie thing is a start.
#467the skank tank
Posted: 7/13/06 at 3:24pm
"I'm John Tesh, and coming up, I'll tell you how addition and subtraction can help you balance your checkbook. I'll also tell you how walking through the center of a doorway can help you avoid injury, how breathing oxygen can make you healthier, and how toilet paper can keep you clean down below. All of this and more coming up on the next.... John Tesh."
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
#468the skank tank
Posted: 7/13/06 at 3:50pm
It's great how Tesch belongs here...as a skank, yet looks like he's never been laid.
Calvin, I love it when you hold back your feelings :)
And for ShiksaGoddess...the return of Jennilee!
Then: 
Now: 
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#469the skank tank
Posted: 7/19/06 at 9:15pm
Way back on page 12, Calvin threw in Lisa Whelchel. Someone just sent me this link to her book "Creative Correction", and I just wanted to share it with you all.
Doesn't she make child abuse look so carefree and whimsical?
Teach Your Children Well
And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."
I<3bway
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/14/06
#471the skank tank
Posted: 8/25/06 at 3:12pmAfter coming from the gym and seeing the show "Starting Over" on the television monitor, I'd like to add Iyanla Vanzant to the list.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#472the skank tank
Posted: 8/25/06 at 3:29pm
I've decided to take a dip in the Skank Tank.
I must say that anything that Susanne Somers sells is simply skanky.
"Broadway is a very special place, filled with very special people, people who can sing and dance, often at the same time!
They are a different people, a multi-talented people, a people...who need people...and who are, in many ways, the
luckiest people in...the world." --Spamalot
<^>BROADWAY is LOVE<^>
<^>RENT is LOVE<^>
<^>WICKED is LOVE<^>
<< Me and Norbie. I look icky becuase I was FREAAAAKKKIIINNNGG out.
<^>BROADWAY is LOVE<^>
<^>RENT is LOVE<^>
<^>WICKED is LOVE<^>
<< Me and Norbie. I look icky becuase I was FREAAAAKKKIIINNNGG out.
#473the skank tank
Posted: 8/25/06 at 3:35pmbway, the thigh master is a classic and could never be considered a skank!!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#474the skank tank
Posted: 8/25/06 at 3:54pm
dd...i agree about the thigh master.
And here's one of the newer skanks..
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