The Straight Man's Thread — Page 2

#26

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 5:22pm

I'm still waiting for that straight man that supposed to be posting here.

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#27

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 5:23pm

umm....huh?
Plenty of us have already posted...
or am I missing something?
-d.b.j-

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#28

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 5:24pm

Does anyone else think Scarlett would make a fabulous Bond Girl?

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#29

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 5:25pm

how do you like them apples?
-d.b.j-

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#30

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 5:26pm

She wouldn't be as good as Harvey.

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#31

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 5:29pm

She is the most gorgeous woman ever, I think. (and NO. I did not mean HARVEY)
-d.b.j-

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#32

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 5:33pm

As far as Scarlett Johnasen NOT being a skanky ho, didn;'t you hear about her having sex in the elevator at the Beverly Hills Hotel with Benecio del Toro, whom she had JUST MET, at a post-Oscars party?

#33

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 5:39pm

here's my favorite pretty lady...

#34

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 5:39pm

WOW, Jon. No I didn't.
AND BOBO:
OHH MYYY!!!
I just re-read your original post on this thread, and you said we should get past man-voiced women like Lohan...

HUSKY VOICES ON WOMEN IS SOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!
Don;t be stupid, though. I don;t mean I want Barry White with womanly curves (especially because he is dead..eep)...
BUT, deeper voices are so attractive, I think.
-d.b.j-

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#35

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 5:42pm

yes, Scarlett is the skankiest ho of them all.

I can't believe Catherine hasn't appeared on this thread. BOYS!

#36

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 5:43pm

Sorry, Judy...or whatever your real name is :)
-d.b.j-

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#37

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 5:44pm

oh my gawd. there's semi-exposed boobies and all on this thread. Yikes.

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#38

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 6:01pm

more...

#39

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 6:33pm

I'm in heaven.

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--Aristotle

#40

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 6:36pm

Who puts you in Heaven? Anna Nicole Smith?
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#41

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 6:38pm

i think jennifer love hewitt looks like a mouse.

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#42

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 6:56pm

I'm disappointed that there are no Lindsay pics in this thread. Isn't she the one that brought something hetero to the boards?

#43

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 8:59pm

Bobo, you're trying way too hard and wasting so much bandwidth that even people who used to sort of believe you are seriously doubting your claims to straightness.

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#44

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 10:39pm

Can't figure out how to post pics in this space, so click on the link!
click here for my fave babe

#45

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/24/04 at 11:21pm

I'd go for a straight women who love gay men thread. Gay men are so much more interesting than straight ones. This thread is the perfect example of that.

#46

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/25/04 at 12:34am

hey, I'm gay. I was just posting my pics of Anna, cuz' I love her...

#47

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/25/04 at 4:52am

Honey, everyone here is gay. This is just another thread a big honkin' homo posted, doing the "straight-acting, straight-appearing" thing. It's just a tease for the lesbians among us. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

And, your Anna is dumber than a box of rocks and the biggest and skankiest of hos. No, I guess you could argue Pam Anderson with all her hepatitis-C coursing through her veins gets that title. In any case, Anna-Nicole is at least first runner-up.

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#48

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/25/04 at 9:38am

From disney.co.uk:


From newyorkmetro.com


From freakymartian.ihelix.net/darrenritchie:

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#49

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/25/04 at 12:57pm

If u wanna see a pretty sey smart gal- check out my friend Victoria Pratt's web site- just bring towels for the drool!

#50

re: The Straight Man's Thread

Posted: 8/25/04 at 1:12pm

I have loved Victoria Pratt for ages, glad to see she's doing well.