The TWELVE days of right-wing psychosis over Christmas — Page 2

I made it a point to shove as many animals as I could right behind Jesus in my manger scene this year because of the pope. I crammed in a cow, a donkey, and a sheep without having to bump Mary or Joseph out of the scene.

It is, of course, on my private property. I'd be pissed off if it was in the public square the same way I'd be mad if the President sent out a religious holiday card. Separation of church and state and all that.

The Pope recently announced that there were NO ANIMALS present at the birth of Our Lord

Because he was there and all

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You Gays are behind this awful war on Christmas! You're mad that the abortion factories are closed that day probably!

Bernard McGuirk on Bill O'Lie-ly's show:

“The war on Christmas is very, very real, and if you ask me, in addition to some grouchy, misanthropic, heathen atheists, it has to do — at the root of it — with two things, abortion and the gay rights agenda, because Christianity is against those things, and it’s subtle but that’s why it’s so pronounced in recent years, in my opinion.”

“Hundred percent agree,” O’Reilly crowed. “I absolutely agree a hundred percent the diminishment of Christianity is the target and Christmas is the vehicle because the secularists know the opposition to their agenda — legalized drugs is in that as well — uh, comes primarily from the Judeo-Christian traditionalist people. It’s not so much a church it’s a mindset.”
It's a war on all that is good an/or fun

Today, we salute "One Million Moms" (who are actually One Hundred Seven Moms (108 if Stacy can get a babysitter!)) who have declared utter and total victory over Ellen Degeneres and Penny's and have decided they no longer need to protest that disgusting lesbian activist or that trash discount department store that insists on ruining Christmas with their lurid lesbo innuendo:

"We're not taking action, we're moving on," One Million Moms director Monica Cole told The Christian Post. "We've already contacted the company."

On Tuesday, the group posted about the ad on its website, saying "JCP has made their choice to offend a huge majority of their customers again. Christians must now vote with their wallets."

Yep, in the spirit of Christmas they are "moving on" and only telling people to NOT SHOP at JC Penny until they bounce that hideous, repulsive muff diver....

We're done complaining about that bulldagger ruining Christmas.