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The TWELVE days of right-wing psychosis over Christmas

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#2

On the first day of Christmas, wingnuts scream at the....

Just like there are Holiday trees there instead of Christmas.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005 "You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy. Ignored Users: suestorm, N2N Nate., Owen22, master bates
#3

On the first day of Christmas, wingnuts scream at the....

I feel like so many right-wingers are just perpetually genuinely hurt that they're finding out they aren't, and never were, special.
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#8

On the first day of Christmas, wingnuts scream at the....

Ummmm didn't Muhamed order all black dogs be killed because they were thought to be demonic? Wasn't he upset that Gabrielle refused to meet him because he had a puppy sleeping under his bed and that the Angel refused to enter a place that had a dog in it?


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Updated On: 12/10/12 at 01:44 PM

#12

On the first day of Christmas, wingnuts scream at the....

Oh, I was mentioning the holiday trees because people are posting garbage on Facebook about something Ben Stein "said" and it started with the holiday tree stuff again.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005 "You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy. Ignored Users: suestorm, N2N Nate., Owen22, master bates
#14

On the SECOND day of Christmas, wingnuts scream at the....

"The re-election of Barack Obama has made this issue even more pressing. Throughout his first term, he waged a persistent campaign to secularize America, to push all religion behind church doors and to ban all mention of religion from every public place, park, building, military facility, school and speech....President Obama is a major part of the campaign to secularize America. For the fourth straight year, Obama again deleted God from his Thanksgiving Day address as he personally read it from the teleprompter into a camera.

Of course, there is nothing in the U.S. Constitution that requires this anti-Christmas nonsense. The purpose of all these actions is to mandate a religion of secularism, which is completely contrary to American history, heritage and constitutional law."

Of course, we also must be vigilant to stop the encroachment of Sharia law which is attempting to put a Koran on every coffee table and a burqua on every broad. If only there was something in our constitution to stop this kind of thing!

The Atheist Attack on Christmas
#17

On the SECOND day of Christmas, wingnuts scream at the....

It was hard to pick out one chunk to excerpt for y'all but I HAD to get the "he read it off a teleprompter" line in there. It makes no difference that every president since Lyndon Johnson has used a teleprompter (and before that they either used cue cards or read from a prepared script) somehow, the fact that Obama uses one PROVES there is something wrong with him- and probably evil.
#21

On the SECOND day of Christmas, wingnuts scream at the....

I don't have the time or energy to find it now, but sometime last week Jon Stewart did one of his classic take downs of the far right's perceived 'War on Christmas'.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#23

On the THIRD day of Christmas, wingnuts scream at the....

Atheists who don't want to put Nativity Scenes on public property. You know what THEY need? What will REALLY get them in the CHRISTMAS Spirit?

"Atheists, Matt Barber wants to punch you in the mouth. That was his latest comment on his radio show Monday, all in response to a complaint filed by the Freedom From Religion Foundation that successfully prohibited a man from placing his nativity scene in a public median in Warren, Michigan. I wouldn't feel bad though, atheists–Right Wing Watch notes that Barber said earlier this year that he wanted to punch the "secular left" in the mouth as well, so his violent tendencies are not relegated solely to you."


Who Would Jesus Punch?

Updated On: 12/12/12 at 10:50 AM

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