The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#1The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 10:43am
http://www.filmcritic.com/misc/emporium.nsf/reviews/The-10-Most-Miserable-Performances-in-Film-History
Pretty interesting list, although there were worse Tarantino performances.
#2re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 11:45am
- Tara Reid in everything.
- Keanu Reeves in everything.
- Brendan Fraser in everything.
- Daniel Baldwin in everything.
- Stephen Baldwin in everything.
- Madonna in everything.
- Chris Klein in everything.
- Does porn count?
- Rob Schneider in everything.
- I think porn counts.
Hamlet's father.
Updated On: 7/21/07 at 11:45 AM
#2re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 12:10pmOh, c'mon, what about those two losers from AMERICAN IDOL who thought they could make a movie? For that matter, what about *anything* with Lindsey Lohan or those s*ck-up twins from "Full House"?
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Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#3re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 12:14pm
There's a certain film that That Streisand Woman starred in hich should be at the top of the list!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#4re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 12:20pm
Tony Bennett in the Oscar
Come to think of it, every actor in the movie
Poster Emeritus
#5re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 12:35pmHillary Swank in ANYTHING.
"you freakin freaks. get a ****in life. theres more to life than this stupid website." stage manager 2
#6re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 1:46pm
Brendan Fraser is an EXCEPTIONAL actor, I don't care what anyone says.
He's also really hot.
But that, of course, is COMPLETELY beside the point.
(Same goes with Keanu)
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
JohnBoy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/21/06
#7re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 1:49pmI agree that Brendan Fraser is an exceptional actor. He's great, in everything, imo.
blueroses
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
#8re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:01pmGeek, do you really think that Keanu Reeves is an exceptional actor?
#9re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:02pm
Hamlet's father.
#10re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:04pmMelanie Griffith in everything !
G_Schlozinski2
Leading Actor Joined: 3/23/07
#11re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:11pmk Updated On: 7/23/07 at 02:11 PM
G_Schlozinski2
Leading Actor Joined: 3/23/07
#12re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:15pm
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Updated On: 7/23/07 at 02:15 PM
JohnBoy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/21/06
#13re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:16pm
Barbra Streisand in Funny Girl
Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man
Robin Williams in anything and everything, particularly Patch Adams
Kevin Costner in JFK (technically everyone except Sissy Spacek, in JFK)
Barbra Streisand in On A Clear Day You Can See Forever
Lana Turner in The Cube
Jessica Lange in King Kong
Norma Shearer in Romeo and Juliet
Richard Burton (and everyone but Linda Blair), in Exorcist II: The Heretic
James Dean in Rebel Without A Cause
wexy
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
#14re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:28pmSofia Coppola -Godfather III
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
#15re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:44pmZac Efron
"I've had a lot of failed relationships, I don't get involved because I'm not equipped. I believe that the world should revolve around me"
G_Schlozinski2
Leading Actor Joined: 3/23/07
#16re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 3:06pm
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Updated On: 7/23/07 at 03:06 PM
#17re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 3:11pmLike suck?
Hamlet's father.
#18re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 5:00pmor looking like an androgynous wax figurine ?
Roscoe
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#19re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 5:42pm
1. Keanu Reeves in THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE
2. John Travolta in HAIRSPRAY
3. John Wayne in THE QUIET MAN
4. Rosalind Russell in THE WOMEN
5. Kevin Spacey in AMERICAN BEAUTY
6. Brad Pitt in TROY
7. Ralph Fiennes in HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE
8. Henry Fonda in YOUNG MR. LINCOLN
9. Clint Eastwood in MILLION DOLLAR BABY
10. Lee Strasberg in THE GODFATHE PART II
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misschung
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/18/07
#20re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/21/07 at 5:58pmexcuse me - J-Lo, anyone?
The morning star always gets wonderful bright the minute before it has to go --doesn't it?
#21re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/22/07 at 6:57am
DollyPop....well, it would be like a day without orange juice without your comments about that Streisand woman. I've known that there was a "piece of the puzzle" always missing from you....just couldn't quite put my finger on it.
Now that you've changed your profile to read "I want to be a Toreadorable,".................it all makes sense. That's it....that's the ticket...........you want to dress up in women's clothes and do all the great female parts...yourself. Then you can do the film version of HD and show everyone how it's supposed to be done!!!
Updated On: 7/22/07 at 06:57 AM
#22re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/22/07 at 7:57am
>> ^ you try doing what that kid can do.
And that would be *what*, exactly?
http://docandraider.com
G_Schlozinski2
Leading Actor Joined: 3/23/07
#23re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/22/07 at 8:30amu Updated On: 7/23/07 at 08:30 AM
JohnBoy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/21/06
#24re: The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History
Posted: 7/22/07 at 10:52am
DollyPop....well, it would be like a day without orange juice without your comments about that Streisand woman.
"That Streisand woman" made it to 2 places on my top 10; but, neither is the one with which Dollypop takes issue.
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