The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 10:43am

http://www.filmcritic.com/misc/emporium.nsf/reviews/The-10-Most-Miserable-Performances-in-Film-History

Pretty interesting list, although there were worse Tarantino performances.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 11:45am

1. Tara Reid in everything.
   
2. Keanu Reeves in everything.
   
3. Brendan Fraser in everything.
   
4. Daniel Baldwin in everything.
   
5. Stephen Baldwin in everything.
   
6. Madonna in everything.
   
7. Chris Klein in everything.
   
8. Does porn count?
   
9. Rob Schneider in everything.
   
10. I think porn counts.
    

Updated On: 7/21/07 at 11:45 AM

[SeanMartin]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 12:10pm

Oh, c'mon, what about those two losers from AMERICAN IDOL who thought they could make a movie? For that matter, what about *anything* with Lindsey Lohan or those s*ck-up twins from "Full House"?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 12:14pm

There's a certain film that That Streisand Woman starred in hich should be at the top of the list!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 12:20pm

Tony Bennett in the Oscar

Come to think of it, every actor in the movie

[Ivan the Wonderful]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 12:35pm

Hillary Swank in ANYTHING.

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 1:46pm

Brendan Fraser is an EXCEPTIONAL actor, I don't care what anyone says.

He's also really hot.

But that, of course, is COMPLETELY beside the point.

(Same goes with Keanu)

[JohnBoy2]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 1:49pm

I agree that Brendan Fraser is an exceptional actor. He's great, in everything, imo.

[blueroses]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:01pm

Geek, do you really think that Keanu Reeves is an exceptional actor?

[ckeaton]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:02pm

Brendan Fraser IS awesome.

[Greekmusicalfan]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:04pm

Melanie Griffith in everything !

[G_Schlozinski2]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:11pm

k Updated On: 7/23/07 at 02:11 PM

[G_Schlozinski2]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:15pm

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Updated On: 7/23/07 at 02:15 PM

[JohnBoy2]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:16pm

Barbra Streisand in Funny Girl
Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man
Robin Williams in anything and everything, particularly Patch Adams
Kevin Costner in JFK (technically everyone except Sissy Spacek, in JFK)
Barbra Streisand in On A Clear Day You Can See Forever
Lana Turner in The Cube
Jessica Lange in King Kong
Norma Shearer in Romeo and Juliet
Richard Burton (and everyone but Linda Blair), in Exorcist II: The Heretic
James Dean in Rebel Without A Cause

[wexy]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:28pm

Sofia Coppola -Godfather III

[25th Annual Speller]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 2:44pm

Zac Efron

[G_Schlozinski2]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 3:06pm

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Updated On: 7/23/07 at 03:06 PM

[ckeaton]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 3:11pm

Like suck?

[Greekmusicalfan]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 5:00pm

or looking like an androgynous wax figurine ?

[Roscoe]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 5:42pm

1. Keanu Reeves in THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE
2. John Travolta in HAIRSPRAY
3. John Wayne in THE QUIET MAN
4. Rosalind Russell in THE WOMEN
5. Kevin Spacey in AMERICAN BEAUTY
6. Brad Pitt in TROY
7. Ralph Fiennes in HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE
8. Henry Fonda in YOUNG MR. LINCOLN
9. Clint Eastwood in MILLION DOLLAR BABY
10. Lee Strasberg in THE GODFATHE PART II

[misschung]

Posted: 7/21/07 at 5:58pm

excuse me - J-Lo, anyone?

[nealb1]

Posted: 7/22/07 at 6:57am

DollyPop....well, it would be like a day without orange juice without your comments about that Streisand woman. I've known that there was a "piece of the puzzle" always missing from you....just couldn't quite put my finger on it.

Now that you've changed your profile to read "I want to be a Toreadorable,".................it all makes sense. That's it....that's the ticket...........you want to dress up in women's clothes and do all the great female parts...yourself. Then you can do the film version of HD and show everyone how it's supposed to be done!!!


Updated On: 7/22/07 at 06:57 AM

[SeanMartin]

Posted: 7/22/07 at 7:57am

>> ^ you try doing what that kid can do.

And that would be *what*, exactly?

[G_Schlozinski2]

Posted: 7/22/07 at 8:30am

u Updated On: 7/23/07 at 08:30 AM

[JohnBoy2]

Posted: 7/22/07 at 10:52am

DollyPop....well, it would be like a day without orange juice without your comments about that Streisand woman.

"That Streisand woman" made it to 2 places on my top 10; but, neither is the one with which Dollypop takes issue.