The Ten Most Miserable Performances in Film History- Page 2

[soapguy17]

Posted: 7/22/07 at 11:11am

ROFL!
all this zac-bashing sounds line envy to me!

Now THAT deserves a ROFL. The kid is an up and coming Taye Diggs(With about half the vocal ability). His looks are what keeps him working. I REALLY wanted to like him in the Hairspray movie. I even defended him on the boards a few times. He kind of sucks dude. I'm sure most posters on this board don't wish that their crappy performances could be immortalized for all the world to see, forever and forever from now.

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[G_Schlozinski2]

Posted: 7/22/07 at 9:28pm

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[G_Schlozinski2]

Posted: 7/22/07 at 10:09pm

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[madbrian]

Posted: 7/22/07 at 10:31pm

Robin Williams in most of his movies since Good Will Hunting
Streisand in Prince of Tides
Matt Leblanc in Lost in Space
Tim Robbins in Mission to Mars
Walter Matthau in Hello Dolly
Michael Douglas in A Chorus Line
Lucille Ball in Mame
Julia Roberts in Hook
Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus
George Clooney in Batman & Robin

[G_Schlozinski2]

Posted: 7/22/07 at 10:37pm

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[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/22/07 at 11:10pm

I disagree. I thought Cage created a believable character who clearly was functioning within a movie universe. Lynch was not striving for realism. He was going for movie-universe.

[G_Schlozinski2]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 12:32am

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[G_Schlozinski2]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 3:49am

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[jeniferrenepatricia]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 3:53am

1- Julia Roberts in anything!!!
2- Rosalind Russell in Mame and Gypsy
3- Lindsey Lohan in anything!
4- Richard Gere in Chicago
5- Vanessa and Lynn Redgrave in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
6- Demi Moore in Striptease and The Scarlet Letter
7- Patrick Swayze in everything after Dirty Dancing
8- Sylvester Stallone in Rocky 5 and 6 (I know they're all silly, but those two were the worst acting from Sly in a long time)
9- Michael Beck in Xanadu
10- Gwenyth Paltrow in anything!!!

[G_Schlozinski2]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 4:34am

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[StageManager2]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 4:38am

Madonna in SHANGHAI SURPRISE and SWEPT AWAY

[JohnBoy2]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 10:30am

You know jimmysf, it's impossible to argue with your list!

[madbrian]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 10:36am

"2- Rosalind Russell in Mame and Gypsy"

Rosalind Russell was in Auntie Mame (non-musical), Lucille Ball was in Mame (musical). Ball was awful in Mame, but Russell was brilliant in Auntie Mame, one of the best comedies ever made.

[misschung]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 10:45am

Bjork in Dancer in the Dark

[JohnBoy2]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 11:07am

I never agree with those that find Lucy terrible in Mame. While she's not the definitive musical Mame, as I recall Angela Lanzbury being; and, not definitive in the characterization, like Rosalind Russell, she's still a fine Mame. Even if she isn't a great one.

[G_Schlozinski2]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 11:23am

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[Roscoe]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 4:27pm

I can't believe I forgot Hayden Christensen as Annakin Skywalker. Probably the worst non-Keanu performances in recent movies.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 5:20pm

Why all the hate for Nicholas Cage?

[JohnBoy2]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 5:32pm

Why all the hate for Keanu, whom I find very sincere in his performances?

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 5:44pm

Keanu was great in A Scanner Darkly.

[G_Schlozinski2]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 7:51pm

why all the hate in general?
have a nice time.
bgeedabgadeggabiddaga-that's all folks!

[JohnBoy2]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 8:22pm

Keanu was great in A Scanner Darkly.

and Speed and A Walk in the Clouds and Little Buddah and Feeling Minnesota and The Matrix and...

[Roscoe]

Posted: 7/23/07 at 11:05pm

No, Keanu SUCKED in A SCANNER DARKLY, as he SUCKS in every film he appears in. Even rotoscoped, he is painfully inept. Watching Keanu try to keep up with Robert Downey Jr. and Woody Harrelson was like watching George W. Bush try to keep up with Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy. One of those things just didn't belong.

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[jeniferrenepatricia]

Posted: 7/24/07 at 12:47am

Sorry, it was "Auntie Mame," but I still saw it and I still thought she was terrible. As for Lucille Ball, she was far from a singer, but I think she was entertaining as Mame. They didn't have to be great singers in those movies back then- Rosalind Russell as Mama Rose, being my prime example beyond the acting.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/24/07 at 12:54am

Mike Myers in The Cat in The Hat. Ugh.