The Things Republicans Hate

[best12bars]

The Things Republicans Hate#1

Posted: 8/17/10 at 6:53am

Say what you will, this is some funny sh*t ...
thethingsrepublicanshate.com

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[AC126748]

The Things Republicans Hate#2

Posted: 8/17/10 at 7:33am

I love this website. My personal favorite is their education breakdown:

-High School drop-out: Harmless
-GED: Preferred Education Level
-High School Diploma: Suspicious
-Associate’s Degree: Has considered Spending Eternity in Hell
-Bachelor’s Degree: Has worshipped Satan on more than 3 occasions
-Master’s Degree: Favorite spice is ‘Bible Ash’
-PhD: Has personally met Satan

"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

[tazber]

The Things Republicans Hate#2

Posted: 8/17/10 at 7:47am

That is too funny! Thanks for sharing!

....but the world goes 'round

[Unknown User]

The Things Republicans Hate#3

Posted: 8/17/10 at 10:36am

I love it!

[Unknown User]

The Things Republicans Hate#4

Posted: 8/17/10 at 10:36am

I love it!

[broadwayjim42]

The Things Republicans Hate#5

Posted: 8/17/10 at 11:28am

I didn't go back all the way to number one, but it cracked me up that anything that had to do with education or something to test your brain (Scrabble, Jeopardy, reading something other than the Bible) was on the list.

[Kad]

The Things Republicans Hate#6

Posted: 8/17/10 at 11:40am

I love the explanation for why Republicans hate taxes.

Increase in Taxes =

Decrease in Disposable Income =

Decrease in Beef Jerky =

Decrease in Happiness

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."