#1576
Posted: 11/17/05 at 5:48pm
Tiffy: Have you learned nothing about how FAB you look, from your trip to NY?
The Thread For Those Who Feel The Need To Share With Us All The Banal Details Of Their Lives — Page 64
#1577
Posted: 11/17/05 at 5:50pm
No.
My relative is in town this week, and the first thing he said when he saw me was, [this Greek accent] "Whaaat, you gain weight or something? What's going on?"
My relative is in town this week, and the first thing he said when he saw me was, [this Greek accent] "Whaaat, you gain weight or something? What's going on?"
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1579
Posted: 11/20/05 at 12:28pm
I have to go to the MoMA this afternoon, and my roommate said she would go with me. We're supposed to leave in half an hour. She keeps dozing off, literally in bed with her computer in her lap. I keep telling her to wake up, but she won't. Now she's put her computer away and curled up for what she usually turns into a four hour nap. Ugh.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
Updated On: 11/20/05 at 12:28 PM
#1580
Posted: 11/20/05 at 12:50pm
Yeah, my Constant Gardener trip is a no-go. Now my hallmates choose to do their homework? *sigh*
#1581
Posted: 11/20/05 at 12:54pm
Oh! She just woke up for... three seconds. She said we could leave soon, and then fell asleep again mid-sentence.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
#1583
Posted: 11/20/05 at 12:57pm
I feel bad waking her up. She was literally like "we'll leave soon" as she shot up. So I asked if she wanted me to wake her at a certain time, and she went "um, I... *sleep*"
I could go alone, but that's no fun.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
I could go alone, but that's no fun.
Updated On: 11/20/05 at 12:57 PM
#1584
Posted: 11/20/05 at 1:07pm
Hooray, she's up and getting ready!
That was fun.
A work of art is an invitation to love.
That was fun.
#1585
Posted: 11/20/05 at 1:15pm
Give the girl coffee. Or a continual supply of sugar, whatever works. :)
#1586
Posted: 11/20/05 at 1:49pm
A bacon, egg, and cheese bagel with not enough cheese is disappointingly dry.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1587
Posted: 11/20/05 at 1:58pm
I dropped a plate full of scrambled eggs at breakfast and it spilled down the front of my pants and all over my feet. Ew.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
#1588
Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:09pm
I'm drinking tea with honey. Because pressing the "Boost Heat" button on my wall only seems to make my room go from "freezing" to "frigid".
#1589
Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:09pm
There is nothing warm about England, Plum.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1590
Posted: 11/20/05 at 2:11pm
It was warm before! No, really. It's only gotten really autumnish in the past 2 weeks or so.
#1591
Posted: 11/21/05 at 2:37pm
Paging DAME.
DAME, please report to the banal thread immediately.
DAME, please report to the banal thread immediately.
#1592
Posted: 11/21/05 at 2:57pm
If you want to know who we are,
We are gentlemen of Japan.
We are gentlemen of Japan.
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#1593
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:12pm
I went to opening night of this play last night and found out that there was a reception after the show. I stayed for about 5 minutes, then looked at everyone who was showing up. They were all uber-cool-looking and very arty and I was all alone. I then decided to run away because why would these uber-cool people ever want to talk to ME. I regretted my decision the moment I stepped out of the building, but I'm so shy! But now I am pissed that I missed this opportunity.
I have to excuse myself to go kick myself in the ass. Excuse me.
I have to excuse myself to go kick myself in the ass. Excuse me.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#1594
Posted: 11/21/05 at 4:57pm
I'm chewing spearmint gum and putting labels on envelopes. *snore*
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#1595
Posted: 11/21/05 at 6:56pm
i got auto insurance and license plates for my new truck today....
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#1596
Posted: 11/21/05 at 7:08pm
Okay, I've pressed the little "Boost Heat" button 3 times now and I'm still frickin' freezing.
Feel free to imagine me saying that in my best Dr. Evil voice. With a hairless cat on my lap.
Feel free to imagine me saying that in my best Dr. Evil voice. With a hairless cat on my lap.
#1597
Posted: 11/23/05 at 7:12pm
Still yummy. :P~
I'm trying to finish Madame Bovary, or as much of it as I can, today and tomorrow, because the weekend's going to be hella busy for me.
I'm trying to finish Madame Bovary, or as much of it as I can, today and tomorrow, because the weekend's going to be hella busy for me.
#1598
Posted: 11/23/05 at 7:19pm
Really? Because I'm almost halfway through it and the main character is mostly pissing me off. It's not that she's unhappy where she is; she'd be unhappy anywhere. She could be married to a loving prince and she'd still be disappointed to find out he farts like everyone else.
#1599
Posted: 11/23/05 at 8:43pm
(*%*$!
&^(*$!
$%*$^!
I'm enrolled in a class next semester and a seminar the semester after that with the same professor, and I just found out the reading lists overlap heavily. Obviously, we're going to be going a lot deeper in the seminar, but WTF? And I can't exactly switch around because I need both of them to fulfill a requirement and *%*$#*&!!! *kicks things*
*hurts foot*
I hate my life sometimes.
&^(*$!
$%*$^!
I'm enrolled in a class next semester and a seminar the semester after that with the same professor, and I just found out the reading lists overlap heavily. Obviously, we're going to be going a lot deeper in the seminar, but WTF? And I can't exactly switch around because I need both of them to fulfill a requirement and *%*$#*&!!! *kicks things*
*hurts foot*
I hate my life sometimes.
#1600
Posted: 11/23/05 at 9:07pm
And the couple in our flat is having a screaming argument for the...6,793rd time now. Of course, there's no better time to do that than 2 in the morning. 
On the bright side, the reading list for that seminar next year includes a graphic novel, and how cool is that?
On the bright side, the reading list for that seminar next year includes a graphic novel, and how cool is that?
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