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#2451

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/25/05 at 7:27pm

Haha, Em - "Instead of 'Silent Night,' I'm singing huHACHtogavy'" - love it.

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

#2452

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/25/05 at 7:43pm

my mother has now sent me a robe for the last 4 Christmases.

The woman either thinks everyone only wears a robe for a year, OR....she forgets I live in the desert.

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

#2453

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/25/05 at 8:48pm

I want a robe.

I want a pretty silk one.

#2454

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/25/05 at 8:53pm

Emcee --- Don't be lonely. Light a candle... Play some music. Have a cocktail.

I'm half-Jewish and I'm not half-lonely.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#2455

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/25/05 at 9:01pm

My shoes are black and glittery, I feel like Gothic Dorothy.

If Percy Blakeney were in Les Mis....

Percy: Sink me! If it isn't Javvurt!
Javert: Zsah-vair, it's pronounced Zsah-vair.
Pecry: But it's spelled J-A-V-E-R-T Javvurt.
Javert: Repeat after me Zsah...Zsah....
Percy: Oh! Zsa-Zsa! Like the Gabor sister! Well I personally have always prefered Eva.
Javert: (Looks for gun)

#2456

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/25/05 at 9:03pm

Can you click them together and go home to Transylvania?

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#2457

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/25/05 at 9:12pm

I'll try that :)

#2458

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/25/05 at 9:23pm

My mother just started crying. I am leaving tomorrow to go back home. My grandmother cried when I left last night. I am ready to go home. I only get upset because they are so upset. Why do they make it so hard???

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#2459

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/25/05 at 9:33pm

I have to be out of the house much earlier than I'd really care to tomorrow.

http://www.beintheheights.com/katnicole1 (Please click and help me win!) I chose, and my world was shaken- So what?
The choice may have been mistaken, The choosing was not... "Every day has the potential to be the greatest day of your life." - Lin-Manuel Miranda "And when Idina Menzel is singing, I'm always slightly worried that her teeth are going to jump out of her mouth and chase me." - Schmerg_the_Impaler

#2460

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/25/05 at 11:28pm

I found a grey hair today. At age nineteen.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

#2461

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/25/05 at 11:37pm

Oh dear. *hugs* I got my first at 15, so don't worry. It doesn't spread.

#2462

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:15am

EW - the Omen is on and the president just blew his head out and they pretty much showed the whole thing... they even had a shot of his body right after and his leg was twitching.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2463

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:43am

Stupid Christmas closing everything.

#2464

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 4:36pm

This is the banal thread. Everyone say hi to the banal thread.

"Hi, banal thread!"

*waves back*

NOW USE IT.

...

I really don't like Christmas.

#2465

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 4:40pm

I had some apple pie today and didn't like it, but I thought this was something significant enough to warrant it's own thread. That's why I didn't post it here.

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#2466

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 4:53pm

Everything's closed. The place to get blood work is closed, the doctor's is closed, the library is closed, the movies are sold out, and I'm fighting with my family. Eventually, every year it gets to the point that I abhor this holiday. And I don't even celebrate it! Argh!

Thankfully, I have a friend coming over and we're going to watch DVDs.

#2467

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 5:24pm

I have that cold/flu/bug? that won't go away!! *cough cough*

I am at work right now, and I wish I could curled up in bed in a coma until it goes away!!

Thank you.

johnraymondbarker.com

#2468

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 5:39pm

jrb- I'm sorry that you're sick. It sucks to be sick around the holidays.

Right now my mom's fiance's brother and family are in my living room, and they aren't very interesting people. I held their baby until he started crying. I take it too personally when a baby I'm holding cries. I always wonder..What did I do? Does he not like me? Did I offend him? Is there something wrong with my lap? I get a little stressed out by this.

Anyway, I was asked what I got for X-mas, and I listed a few Broadway-related things. This caused my mom's fiance's brother to tell me about how he thought CATS was cool because they came into the audiance during the show. *headdesk* I left to "go to the bathroom", and here I am.

The End.

#2469

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 6:00pm

Feel better jerby!

I'm going to take a bubble bath...

#2470

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 6:07pm

Wow, cookie. It's amazing how that image brightened my energies.

johnraymondbarker.com

#2471

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 6:08pm

like a dose of vitamin C?

I should make sure to add essential aromatherapy oils...

#2472

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 6:10pm

Now, now! The only way you can actually heal me is if I get to join you in that bubble bath!!

johnraymondbarker.com

#2473

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 6:18pm

Oh my!

The healing Baths of Cookie!

Are you sure I wouldn't tire you out instead, jerby?

#2474

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 6:22pm

No pain, no gain!

johnraymondbarker.com

#2475

Have a banal Christmahanakwanzaaka!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 6:33pm

*joins Jerby in the sick bay*

*achoo!*

Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

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