The Whodunnit of BWW — Page 2

My favorite part of the life of a sock is when the "voice" begins to unravel.

The character that was haphazardly created--usually by someone driven by a lot of OCD and not an ounce of playwriting or character-writing skills--begins to lose the few distinctive characteristics of the initial postings and just starts to sound like the same-old, same-old of the voice of the original sicko poster.

This is usually followed by a full-fledged fuchsia, complete with crimson, jaundice, magenta and, ultimately, nan or blackness.

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I think today has seen hints of raw umber and champagne.

And with all due respect to iflit's colors (I wish I knew her), should one be added to reflect a constant need to gif instead of actually type something?

Updated On: 8/13/13 at 02:12 PM

Oh wow, you are 100% right! I had forgotten that. Lol!

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It was someone's boyfriend who was killed (?) in a car crash with a "stupid deer" that enraged Angry Deer. He came to the boards to tell his side of the story and to mourn the lovely lady deer who was mowed down by "Stupid Jason."

By the time that was over I was as much in love with Carol as her grieving widower.

Until I've met you in person, friended you on Facebook or have a friend who has met you/can vouch for your existance, you're a sock.

This thread is like BWW Whodunnit! As we partake in breakfast, we all start from a loud CRASH heard outside the front of the house. With a combination of minor trepidation and morbid curiosity, we appropriately shudder then sprint to the front lawn. A smoking car appears to have swerved from the drive of the mansion towards some elaborate shrubbery and on the dented hood and cracked windshield is the carcass of a deer. There is a large gaping hole in the driver's side of the windshield and Brendan Stryker's bloodied body is seen draped on the iguana-shaped topiary.

"I can't believe he's dead!" Beergoggles shrieks and bursts into tears. Mister Matt rolls his eyes. Namo and Reginald Tresilian return to the table in search of salmon and capers. RobbieJ downs his mimosa in one gulp, glances around and says, "Where Giles? We need a pun." PalJoey clutches his pearls, reaches for tazber and exclaims, "Have you seen anything so horrible?!?!" Taz shakes his head and replies, "Eh. I've seen worse."

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Updated On: 8/13/13 at 03:20 PM

"It wasn't stupid, it just wanted revenge."

Taz wins the Angry Deer movie poster tagline contest.

'Brendan Stryker's bloodied body is seen draped on the iguana-shaped topiary.'

It's that level of detail that made is just marvelous.

She discovered a clue! "Deer Diary..."

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Ask Audrey Hepburn!

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PalJoey clutches his pearls, reaches for tazber and exclaims, "Have you seen anything so horrible?!?!"

You left out only the exclamatory introduction "Oh, my dear..."

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I hope this never ends.

I love the bit about "trained monkeys."

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