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The only thing that separates us from the animals is

The only thing that separates us from the animals is

pattifan2
#0The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 2:55pm

our ability to accessorise.

How have you accessorised today?


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RobbO
#1re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 2:57pm

i'm wearing my monogrammed bangle bracelet as usual.


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touchmeinthemorning
#2re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 2:58pm

a slap bracelet that says, "Jesus loves me" in rainbow lettering.


"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'" -- unknown

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Broadway_Baby
#3re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 2:58pm

I have my Tiffany's on.


Yay.


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Elphaba
#4re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:01pm

um patti, it's really opposable thumbs


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pattifan2
#5re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:05pm

Yes, Elpheba, but Tiffany's sounds so much better than opposable thumbs.


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RobbO
#6re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:06pm

do brits have opposable thumbs yet?


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BrendanStryker
#7re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:11pm

nope


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touchmeinthemorning
#8re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:12pm

Nope. Only their propositions are opposable.


"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'" -- unknown

SorryGrateful
#9re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:14pm

Sh!t, I just realized I forgot to put earrings on today.


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VinnieMeatball
#10re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:16pm

It's hard to accessorize when you are completely naked at your desk.

NOTE TO ROBBO: Please try and keep your staff away from my office today...thanks!

pattifan2
#11re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:23pm

'Do Brits have opposable thumbs yet?'. What are opposable thumbs, Robbo?


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Elphaba
#12re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:25pm

well Patti, that is true.......rings for those opposable thumbs....


It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

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lildogs
#13re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:26pm

Just keep it in your pants, RobbO.

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popcultureboy
#14re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:27pm

He's not wearing pants, just a bangle.


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RobbO
#15re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:27pm

my staff is right where it ought to be, thank you very much.


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pattifan2
#16re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:28pm

I'd put rings on them, Elphaba, if I knew what they were.


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RobbO
#17re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:30pm

of course you couldn't do it all by yourself.


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pattifan2
#18re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:54pm

This is terrible...someone has just explained to me what opposable thumbs are and I checked. BrendanStryker was right, we don't have them yet. Are we likely to get them in time for Christmas? I've got serious doubts I'll be able to open my pressies without them.


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RobbO
#19re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 3:55pm

use your teeth. they're already mangled right?!?


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touchmeinthemorning
#20re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 4:05pm

don't even start about his limp bacon...how anyone could eat that is beyond me.


"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'" -- unknown
Updated On: 11/21/05 at 04:05 PM

pattifan2
#21re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 4:09pm

Actually, Robbo, the teeth are pretty good and work like a dream. I've been practising tearing packages open with them all year.


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WOSQ
#22re: The only thing that separates us from the animals is
Posted: 11/21/05 at 4:48pm

"The thing that separates us from the lower forms is our ability to complain."
--Jane Wagner/Lily Tomlin "Appearing Nightly", 1977



"What separates us from the lower forms is brie and hot tubs."

--me


"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable." --Carrie Fisher


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