Oh, Pawwis, is youw engagement wing too big fo' youw widdle dewwicate handsies? Oh my goo'ness, lemme kiss it an' make it aww bettew... Cry me a f***ing river, you no-talent harpy!
I once had a ring that was too big for me. I sent him home immediately. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...ugh.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Oh please cry me a river build a bridge then get over it!!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
I really feel bad that poor Paris Hilton must endure such excruciating pain schlepping { now there is a first..Paris Hilton and schlepping in the same sentence!}that huge ring around. I think we should show her some much needed support. Let's all raise a finger to Paris!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."