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#2

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Finally, she has to do some "real" work in logging that thing around.
"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

GO CARDINALS!!!
#3

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I must say, that ring is ugly. I wouldnt even want one that big if I/my fiance could afford it!
"My friends have made the story of my life." -Helen Keller
#5

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Oh, Pawwis, is youw engagement wing too big fo' youw widdle dewwicate handsies? Oh my goo'ness, lemme kiss it an' make it aww bettew...
Cry me a f***ing river, you no-talent harpy!
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#6

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I once had a ring that was too big for me. I sent him home immediately. Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...ugh.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#8

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Oh please cry me a river build a bridge then get over it!!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#9

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The story directly below this one on that site is much more worthy of all this upset.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#10

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I really feel bad that poor Paris Hilton must endure such excruciating pain schlepping { now there is a first..Paris Hilton and schlepping in the same sentence!}that huge ring around. I think we should show her some much needed support. Let's all raise a finger to Paris!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#11

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*threadjacks*

Grovers Corner Yenta, the last line made my day. May I have permission to quote you for my signature?
"The cynicism you refer to, I acquired the day I discovered I was different from little boys!~All About Eve
#12

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Yenta: LOL!!!!!!!!!!! That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.
"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

GO CARDINALS!!!
#13

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Yes, Hypertruffle, you may use it. However, my lawyer will be contacting you regarding the royalities.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#15

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*signs contract*
"The cynicism you refer to, I acquired the day I discovered I was different from little boys!~All About Eve
#16

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I WILL kick her ass. Don't think I won't.
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
#18

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Take you numbered ticket and get in line please. =)
"The cynicism you refer to, I acquired the day I discovered I was different from little boys!~All About Eve

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