There are trees in INTO THE WOODS.

In case you are wondering, there are trees in INTO THE WOODS. Thank Goodness for the update. Otherwise, I'd have thought this were WATERWORLD: the musical.

https://www.broadwayworld.com/article/First-Look-At-Little-Red-Riding-Hoods-Woods-Crawford-Kendrick-INTO-THE-WOODS-Update-20131012

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Lets take a snip from the Annie coverage.

"Byrne stuns in a bright orange and eggplant-colored ensemble, showing off a shoulder-length blonde-tinged hairstyle."

We can see. She's not on the god damn red carpet, we don't need a run down of what she's wearing. There's no such thing as a story too small.

And what about their coverage of Carrie Underwood's first picture of Mary? "See below for a larger picture" and by larger picture they mean we're going to blow this one up so big that you can't see anything but fuzzy pixels.

I wish.

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Setting Into the Woods in the woods is a daring conceptual choice. John Doyle is probably kicking himself for not having thought of it first.

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OOPS. #SorryNotSorry

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And its good to know that they won't be playing their own instruments.

I do want a Skrillex-produced remix of Miley Cyrus doing "Children Will Listen" over the closing credits.

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I wish.

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