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"There are two kinds of people in this world..."

Posted: 7/2/08 at 8:57pm

Caldwell B. Cladwell is fond of saying this to summarize a situation or close an argument. Below is what he said the very first time I heard him use this expression.

"There are two kinds of people in this world: people who shop at Target and people who shop at Wal-Mart."

How would YOU end the sentence "There are two kinds of people in this world...."?

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Posted: 7/2/08 at 9:05pm

"There are two kinds of people in this world: those who love wine, and those who love to whine."

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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Posted: 7/2/08 at 9:11pm

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who like the Olive Garden and Italians.

re: 'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/2/08 at 9:12pm

I thought this was gonna be about Mink Stole's line in Pink Flamingos, "...my kind of people and assholes. I'm pretty sure you know which category you fit into."

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Posted: 7/2/08 at 9:19pm

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who see a glass half empty and those who see the glass half full.

"The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends." - Shirley MacLaine

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Posted: 7/2/08 at 9:30pm

My favorite was always:

"There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't.

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Posted: 7/2/08 at 9:45pm

when i got my tattoo, they gave me a bumper sticker that said "there are two kinds of people in this world: those who have tattoos and those who don't. the only difference is that tattooed people are cooler and can probably kick your ass."

Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp

"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo

"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK

'there are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/2/08 at 10:16pm

'...the ones with loaded guns, and the ones who dig."

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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'there are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/2/08 at 10:42pm

"...Me and you"

#10

"There are two kinds of people in this world..."

Posted: 7/2/08 at 10:48pm

people who like Cyd Charisse and people who like Ann Miller.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#11

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/2/08 at 11:08pm

Papa took my answer.

I'll just pick another TGTBaTU quote.

"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who come in by the door, and those who come in by the weendow."

#12

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/2/08 at 11:12pm

Robert Benchley: "There are two kinds of people in the world: those who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't."

Updated On: 7/2/08 at 11:12 PM

#13

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/2/08 at 11:18pm

Yes, PJ, I have always liked that one. Caldwell is very Peter Benchleyesque now that you mention it.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#14

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/2/08 at 11:18pm

"... those who do the work, and those who take the credit."

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#15

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/2/08 at 11:21pm

those who love the Cubs and those who have hope!

#16

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/2/08 at 11:32pm

"cat people and dog people."

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#17

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/2/08 at 11:34pm

*thinks she might get booed for this one*

people who have good taste in baseball teams, and yankees fans

#18

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/3/08 at 12:13am

Mr. Cladwell is also a bit like John Adams..

"There are only two creatures of value on the face of the earth: those with the commitment, and those who require the commitment of others." -- John Adams

#19

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Posted: 7/3/08 at 2:13am

There are two kinds of people in this world, winners and losers. A winner makes commitments, a loser makes promises. A winner listens, and a loser just waits until it's his turn to talk. When a winner makes a mistake, he says, "I was wrong." When a loser makes a mistake, he says,"But it's not my fault."

Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. It should all be bigger than life.- Bette Davis

#20

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/3/08 at 5:12am

Well, if y'all are going to STEAL all the TGTBaTU quotes, then I'll just be forced to pull out this old chestnut.

There are 10 types of people in the world. People who understand binary, and people who don't.

I once had to explain this one to someone who considered himself geeky. He still considers himself geeky, but now considers me INFINITELY geekier than he is.

Notes from the Earlham Street Gutter

#21

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/3/08 at 5:17am

Since this is a Broadway board and all...

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who listen to soundtracks and those who listen to cast recordings.

#22

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Posted: 7/3/08 at 5:41am

Weez, I officially love you! That's my favourite yet.

The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#23

"There are two kinds of people in this world..."

Posted: 7/3/08 at 8:05am

There are two kinds of people in the world: morning people and night people.

I am definitely NOT a morning person. (P.S. Good morning!!!)

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

http://www.roches.com/television/ss83kod.html

**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#24

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/3/08 at 8:33am

Another Not-A-Morning person here. The only morning I can deal with is 1am, 2am, and similar early morning.

There are two kinds of people in this world - deranged 1776 fans, and people who are kinda scared of the idea of deranged 1776 fans.

There are two kinds of people in this world - people who don't know 'Floyd Collins', and people who wish they'd found 'Floyd Collins' sooner.

Notes from the Earlham Street Gutter

Updated On: 7/3/08 at 08:33 AM

#25

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/3/08 at 8:48am

...those who like musicals and those who don't.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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