"There are two kinds of people in this world..."- Page 3

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 7/3/08 at 5:49pm

Coke people and Pepsi people!

[best12bars]

Posted: 7/3/08 at 5:57pm

People who agree with me and morons.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 7/3/08 at 5:59pm

That makes no sense, Besty. I'm a moron and I agree with you.

[shira467]

Posted: 7/3/08 at 6:12pm

Good point, Miss P.

[nygrl23]

Posted: 7/3/08 at 10:35pm

Janeane Garofalo sums it all up for you:

"There's two kinds of women in the world: those with matronly upper arms and those with visible biceps and never the twain shall meet, because the bicep gals don't get it and the matronly upper arms girls know about life and love and losing and do you know how hot it has to be for Garofalo to go sleeveless and why I'm referring to myself in the third person which I've never ever done before tonight. I've never ever referred to myself as 'Garofalo' ever. I sound like I'm on an intramural flag football team or something. I will wear a sweater or a sweat jacket or a long-sleeve shirt until it's literally a hundred and ten degrees out, but tonight I wore a short sleeve thing because it's really hot up on stage but I'm telling you it has to be extenuating circumstances. I actually went sleeveless three days last week because you know how hot it was, plus I can't turn the air conditioner on in my apartment because Mercer has a chronic respiratory infection and the air conditioner exacerbates that so we sit around and sweat a lot."

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 7/3/08 at 11:07pm

Fitzgerald people and Hemingway people.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 7/4/08 at 2:24am

People who use gift bags and people who use wrapping paper.

[DG]

Posted: 7/4/08 at 2:37am

MissP - but what about people that wrap something and THEN put it in a gift bag?!?

God, I'm gay

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 7/4/08 at 2:49am

There are two kinds of people in this world...Geminis.

[DG]

Posted: 7/4/08 at 2:55am

HAHAHAHA! That was wonderful

There are two types of people in this world - those who live according to Virgo standards, and those who don't!

[Select a Member Name]

Posted: 7/4/08 at 4:17am

(hopes this hasn't already been said)

...the Menzel people, and the LuPone people.

[best12bars]

Posted: 7/4/08 at 9:56am

Garland people and Streisand people.

[DG]

Posted: 7/4/08 at 9:59am

Liza people and Lorna people.

[nygrl23]

Posted: 7/4/08 at 10:57am

Sex and the City people and Designing Women people.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 7/4/08 at 1:44pm

Munster people and Addams family people.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 7/4/08 at 5:01pm

Bert people and Ernie people.

[haleynn.piczo.com]

Posted: 7/4/08 at 9:28pm

Big Bird people and Elmo People.
I, personally, am a Big Bird.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 7/4/08 at 10:53pm

Stick people...and manual people!

[Mythus]

Posted: 7/4/08 at 11:44pm

Nicolas Cage and everyone else.

[worrell4077]

Posted: 7/5/08 at 1:37pm

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who are DC fans and those who are Marvel fans.

There are two kinds of people in the world, explosive and implosive. The explosive person is the customer yelling at the cashier for not taking his coupons. The implosive is the cashier taking the abuse and not doing anything with it and putting it to one side until finally he/she goes berserk with an Uzi in the store.

[Weez]

Posted: 7/5/08 at 3:01pm

Beano people and Dandy people.

Tintin people and Asterix people.

Beatles people and Elvis people.

I fall into the former in all those categories. ^_^

[StephenSondheimWHOO]

Posted: 7/5/08 at 6:29pm

Am I the only one who started singing "A little Priest" when they saw this "There are to kind of people in this world Mrs. Lovett..."

[almostxfamous]

Posted: 7/6/08 at 12:48am

"Greeks, and everyone else who wish they was Greek."


I can't be the only one who thought of My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

[sondheimboy2]

Posted: 7/6/08 at 12:58am

Sondheim people and Lloyd-Webber people.

Though when I first read the title of this thread I thought that Horace Vandergeller's quote fit it, but it doesn't. But, I'll paraphrase it for you anyway:

"98% of the people in this world are idiots and the rest of us are in serious danger of contagion."

[gertiecummings]

Posted: 7/6/08 at 1:03am

-Those who like Animaniacs and those who don't like Animaniacs.

-Dicks, pussies, and assholes (I know that's three.)


Can you tell I love Trey Parker and Matt Stone?