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#51

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/3/08 at 5:49pm

Coke people and Pepsi people!

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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#52

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/3/08 at 5:57pm

People who agree with me and morons.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#53

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/3/08 at 5:59pm

That makes no sense, Besty. I'm a moron and I agree with you.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#54

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/3/08 at 6:12pm

Good point, Miss P.

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#55

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/3/08 at 10:35pm

Janeane Garofalo sums it all up for you:

"There's two kinds of women in the world: those with matronly upper arms and those with visible biceps and never the twain shall meet, because the bicep gals don't get it and the matronly upper arms girls know about life and love and losing and do you know how hot it has to be for Garofalo to go sleeveless and why I'm referring to myself in the third person which I've never ever done before tonight. I've never ever referred to myself as 'Garofalo' ever. I sound like I'm on an intramural flag football team or something. I will wear a sweater or a sweat jacket or a long-sleeve shirt until it's literally a hundred and ten degrees out, but tonight I wore a short sleeve thing because it's really hot up on stage but I'm telling you it has to be extenuating circumstances. I actually went sleeveless three days last week because you know how hot it was, plus I can't turn the air conditioner on in my apartment because Mercer has a chronic respiratory infection and the air conditioner exacerbates that so we sit around and sweat a lot."

#56

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/3/08 at 11:07pm

Fitzgerald people and Hemingway people.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#57

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/4/08 at 2:24am

People who use gift bags and people who use wrapping paper.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#58

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/4/08 at 2:37am

MissP - but what about people that wrap something and THEN put it in a gift bag?!?

God, I'm gay

#59

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/4/08 at 2:49am

There are two kinds of people in this world...Geminis.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#60

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/4/08 at 2:55am

HAHAHAHA! That was wonderful

There are two types of people in this world - those who live according to Virgo standards, and those who don't!

#61

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/4/08 at 4:17am

(hopes this hasn't already been said)

...the Menzel people, and the LuPone people.

"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim

#62

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/4/08 at 9:56am

Garland people and Streisand people.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#63

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/4/08 at 9:59am

Liza people and Lorna people.

#64

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/4/08 at 10:57am

Sex and the City people and Designing Women people.

#65

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/4/08 at 1:44pm

Munster people and Addams family people.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#66

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/4/08 at 5:01pm

Bert people and Ernie people.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#67

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/4/08 at 9:28pm

Big Bird people and Elmo People.
I, personally, am a Big Bird.

Omg how freakin HAlarious is Clinton Kelly from WNTW????

#68

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/4/08 at 10:53pm

Stick people...and manual people!

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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**********

"If any relationship involves a flow chart, get out of it...FAST!"

~ Best12Bars

#69

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/4/08 at 11:44pm

Nicolas Cage and everyone else.

#70

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/5/08 at 1:37pm

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who are DC fans and those who are Marvel fans.

There are two kinds of people in the world, explosive and implosive. The explosive person is the customer yelling at the cashier for not taking his coupons. The implosive is the cashier taking the abuse and not doing anything with it and putting it to one side until finally he/she goes berserk with an Uzi in the store.

#71

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/5/08 at 3:01pm

Beano people and Dandy people.

Tintin people and Asterix people.

Beatles people and Elvis people.

I fall into the former in all those categories. ^_^

Notes from the Earlham Street Gutter

#72

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/5/08 at 6:29pm

Am I the only one who started singing "A little Priest" when they saw this "There are to kind of people in this world Mrs. Lovett..."

#73

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/6/08 at 12:48am

"Greeks, and everyone else who wish they was Greek."

I can't be the only one who thought of My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

#74

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/6/08 at 12:58am

Sondheim people and Lloyd-Webber people.

Though when I first read the title of this thread I thought that Horace Vandergeller's quote fit it, but it doesn't. But, I'll paraphrase it for you anyway:

"98% of the people in this world are idiots and the rest of us are in serious danger of contagion."

"A coherent existance after so many years of muddle" - Desiree' Armfelt, A Little Night Music "Life keeps happening everyday, Say Yes" - 70, Girls, 70 "Life is what you do while you're waiting to die" - Zorba

#75

'There are two kinds of people in this world...'

Posted: 7/6/08 at 1:03am

-Those who like Animaniacs and those who don't like Animaniacs.

-Dicks, pussies, and assholes (I know that's three.)

Can you tell I love Trey Parker and Matt Stone?

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