Thespian Superlatives....

I need ideas for some good Thespian superlatives.

So far I have:
Biggest Diva
Most Likely to be a stage mom/dad
Most likely to be a drama teacher
Most Likely to stalk a celebrity
Most Likely to be in Cirque du Soleil

Any other ideas?

Most likely to injure themselves
Most likely to be on a soap opera
Most likely to be in an um..erotic film. We do that one here I dunno how it'd go in a high school.
Most likely to be on an infomercial
Most likely to confuse upstage and downstage
Most likely to wait tables
Most likely to be in New York/LA/Chicago
Most likely to do singing telegrams.

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Most likely to fall into the set.
Next Shakespeare
Next Sondheim
NExt Fosse
Most likely to be on SNL

Most Likely to work on a Cruise Cabaret

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Most Likely to be on Law and Order

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Most Likely to Storm out of the Tony Awards on a Loss


Oh, sorry. That's composers.

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