Joined: 12/31/69
I need ideas for some good Thespian superlatives.
So far I have:
Biggest Diva
Most Likely to be a stage mom/dad
Most likely to be a drama teacher
Most Likely to stalk a celebrity
Most Likely to be in Cirque du Soleil
Any other ideas?
Most likely to forget a prop.
Most likely to be late to rehearsal.
Most likely to forget an entrance.
Most likely to be a Broadway Star.
Most likely to riff.
Most likely to add a high note.
Most likely to injure themselves
Most likely to be on a soap opera
Most likely to be in an um..erotic film. We do that one here I dunno how it'd go in a high school.
Most likely to be on an infomercial
Most likely to confuse upstage and downstage
Most likely to wait tables
Most likely to be in New York/LA/Chicago
Most likely to do singing telegrams.
Most likely to fall off the stage
The next [insert drama teacher's name]
Most likely to forget a line
Most likely to fall into the set.
Next Shakespeare
Next Sondheim
NExt Fosse
Most likely to be on SNL
Most likely to sing for pennies on the street
Most likely to run a third world country
^Those are two that were done every year when I was in high school. They're kind of not the nicest, but when people are winning something, they don't often realize that.
Most Likely to work on a Cruise Cabaret
Most likely to get nodes
Most likely to switch to vocal performance
Most likely to become next Hal Prince
Most likely to play Elpheba in the 17th national tour of wicked
Most Likely to be on Law and Order
Most Likely to Storm out of the Tony Awards on a Loss
Oh, sorry. That's composers.
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