Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
#0Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:10pm
I thought we could compile a list for our Broadway star in training:
You can't chew gum on stage.
You can't make out with your husband in the middle of a scene.
You can't design your own costumes.
Anything else?
#1re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:12pm
You can't dress like a hooker.
Oh, wait...
#2re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:12pmYou can't lipsynch through the entire show.
#3re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:13pmLOL rath!!!
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#4re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:14pm
How about this one:
You can't, Britney. You just can't.
#5re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:14pmUnless she's taking over for Christina.
#6re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:14pmYou can't rely on a synth for your vibrato.
Born2cthelightsofbway
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/04
#7re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:15pmYou have to actually know how to sing and dance, not just shake your ass.
Parks
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
#8re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:16pmAw, my friend made the ass-shaking comment today. I think Britney is a decent dancer--she could pull it off. She's got moves.
#9re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:16pmI don't think we have to worry about her dancing skills.
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#10re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:23pmRight. As a singer and an actress, Britney is a good dancer.
Parks
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
#11re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:23pm
Luckily, Charity isn't too demanding vocally--she could probably pull it off with some voice lessons. I'm all for her coming to Broadway.
Everyone would love to see Britney Spears--she's hott.
#12re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:24pmI'd rather sleep in my bed, not at the theatre.
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#13re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:44pmShe really shouldn't breastfeed during 'There's Gotta Be Something Better Than This.'
#14re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:20pm
learn how to dress yourself
get a new husband
learn how to sing
learn how to dance
#15re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:26pm
It'd be so weird if this happened. People would be ABLE to say:
"I just saw Britney Spears on Broadway! And I don't mean the street!"
#16re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:27pmhaha good joke Aigoo
#17re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:28pmShe can't cry "knee problem" to get out of it, like she did her European tour. If Christina can pull through with a broken foot, there's no excuse for her. Riedel will brutalize her.
Wanting life but never knowing how
#18re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:31pm
It wasn't a joke! I nearly cried after realizing that!
Well, actually, if you look on the other thread on the On-Topic board, you'll see that I'm very neutral towards this topic. Just..some things here and there bug me. I'm too lazy to go find it, but basically, if this DOES happen, we'll just have to get used to the fact that America is becoming one...solidified...blob of politics.
#19re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:32pmoverall she just needs help and should get a therapist instead of going to broadway!
Tenorific2
Leading Actor Joined: 2/16/05
#20re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:42pmshe should know that she needs to have some talent first?
#21re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:56pmi agree with Tenor
#22re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:58pmShe should know that it's not a good idea to show up drunk.
#23re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 9:05pmNo, no, Pinguin. You're thinking of Stockard Channing.
#24re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 9:09pmWho the hell gave her the part anyways?
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