Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

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Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:10pm

I thought we could compile a list for our Broadway star in training:

You can't chew gum on stage.

You can't make out with your husband in the middle of a scene.

You can't design your own costumes.

Anything else?

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:12pm

You can't dress like a hooker.

Oh, wait...

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:12pm

You can't lipsynch through the entire show.

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:13pm

LOL rath!!!

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:14pm

How about this one:

You can't, Britney. You just can't.

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#6

re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:14pm

Unless she's taking over for Christina.

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#7

re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:14pm

You can't rely on a synth for your vibrato.

#8

re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:15pm

You have to actually know how to sing and dance, not just shake your ass.

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:16pm

Aw, my friend made the ass-shaking comment today. I think Britney is a decent dancer--she could pull it off. She's got moves.

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#10

re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:16pm

I don't think we have to worry about her dancing skills.

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:23pm

Right. As a singer and an actress, Britney is a good dancer.

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Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:23pm

Luckily, Charity isn't too demanding vocally--she could probably pull it off with some voice lessons. I'm all for her coming to Broadway.

Everyone would love to see Britney Spears--she's hott.

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:24pm

I'd rather sleep in my bed, not at the theatre.

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#14

re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:44pm

She really shouldn't breastfeed during 'There's Gotta Be Something Better Than This.'

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:20pm

learn how to dress yourself

get a new husband

learn how to sing

learn how to dance

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:26pm

It'd be so weird if this happened. People would be ABLE to say:

"I just saw Britney Spears on Broadway! And I don't mean the street!"

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:27pm

haha good joke Aigoo

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#18

re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:28pm

She can't cry "knee problem" to get out of it, like she did her European tour. If Christina can pull through with a broken foot, there's no excuse for her. Riedel will brutalize her.

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:31pm

It wasn't a joke! I nearly cried after realizing that!


Well, actually, if you look on the other thread on the On-Topic board, you'll see that I'm very neutral towards this topic. Just..some things here and there bug me. I'm too lazy to go find it, but basically, if this DOES happen, we'll just have to get used to the fact that America is becoming one...solidified...blob of politics.

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#20

re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:32pm

overall she just needs help and should get a therapist instead of going to broadway!

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:42pm

she should know that she needs to have some talent first?

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:56pm

i agree with Tenor

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:58pm

She should know that it's not a good idea to show up drunk.

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 9:05pm

No, no, Pinguin. You're thinking of Stockard Channing.

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re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway

Posted: 11/18/05 at 9:09pm

Who the hell gave her the part anyways?