I thought we could compile a list for our Broadway star in training:
You can't chew gum on stage.
You can't make out with your husband in the middle of a scene.
You can't design your own costumes.
Anything else?
You can't dress like a hooker.
Oh, wait...
You can't lipsynch through the entire show.
LOL rath!!!
How about this one:
You can't, Britney. You just can't.
Unless she's taking over for Christina.
You can't rely on a synth for your vibrato.
You have to actually know how to sing and dance, not just shake your ass.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
Aw, my friend made the ass-shaking comment today. I think Britney is a decent dancer--she could pull it off. She's got moves.
I don't think we have to worry about her dancing skills.
Right. As a singer and an actress, Britney is a good dancer.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
Luckily, Charity isn't too demanding vocally--she could probably pull it off with some voice lessons. I'm all for her coming to Broadway.
Everyone would love to see Britney Spears--she's hott.
I'd rather sleep in my bed, not at the theatre.
She really shouldn't breastfeed during 'There's Gotta Be Something Better Than This.'
learn how to dress yourself
get a new husband
learn how to sing
learn how to dance
It'd be so weird if this happened. People would be ABLE to say:
"I just saw Britney Spears on Broadway! And I don't mean the street!"
haha good joke Aigoo
She can't cry "knee problem" to get out of it, like she did her European tour. If Christina can pull through with a broken foot, there's no excuse for her. Riedel will brutalize her.
It wasn't a joke! I nearly cried after realizing that!
Well, actually, if you look on the other thread on the On-Topic board, you'll see that I'm very neutral towards this topic. Just..some things here and there bug me. I'm too lazy to go find it, but basically, if this DOES happen, we'll just have to get used to the fact that America is becoming one...solidified...blob of politics.
overall she just needs help and should get a therapist instead of going to broadway!
Leading Actor Joined: 2/16/05
she should know that she needs to have some talent first?
i agree with Tenor
She should know that it's not a good idea to show up drunk.
No, no, Pinguin. You're thinking of Stockard Channing.
Who the hell gave her the part anyways?
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