Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
#0Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:10pm
I thought we could compile a list for our Broadway star in training:
You can't chew gum on stage.
You can't make out with your husband in the middle of a scene.
You can't design your own costumes.
Anything else?
#1re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:12pm
You can't dress like a hooker.
Oh, wait...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:12pmYou can't lipsynch through the entire show.
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#3re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:13pmLOL rath!!!
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#4re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:14pm
How about this one:
You can't, Britney. You just can't.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#5re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:14pmUnless she's taking over for Christina.
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#6re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:14pmYou can't rely on a synth for your vibrato.
Born2cthelightsofbway
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/04
#7re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:15pmYou have to actually know how to sing and dance, not just shake your ass.
"You alone can make my song take flight, it's over now, the Music of the Night!!!!!"
Parks
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
#8re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:16pmAw, my friend made the ass-shaking comment today. I think Britney is a decent dancer--she could pull it off. She's got moves.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#9re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:16pmI don't think we have to worry about her dancing skills.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#10re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:23pmRight. As a singer and an actress, Britney is a good dancer.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
Parks
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
#11re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:23pm
Luckily, Charity isn't too demanding vocally--she could probably pull it off with some voice lessons. I'm all for her coming to Broadway.
Everyone would love to see Britney Spears--she's hott.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
#12re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:24pmI'd rather sleep in my bed, not at the theatre.
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#13re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 7:44pmShe really shouldn't breastfeed during 'There's Gotta Be Something Better Than This.'
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#14re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:20pm
learn how to dress yourself
get a new husband
learn how to sing
learn how to dance
- I might be smart
- No day but today
#15re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:26pm
It'd be so weird if this happened. People would be ABLE to say:
"I just saw Britney Spears on Broadway! And I don't mean the street!"
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#16re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:27pmhaha good joke Aigoo
- I might be smart
- No day but today
#17re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:28pmShe can't cry "knee problem" to get out of it, like she did her European tour. If Christina can pull through with a broken foot, there's no excuse for her. Riedel will brutalize her.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
#18re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:31pm
It wasn't a joke! I nearly cried after realizing that!
Well, actually, if you look on the other thread on the On-Topic board, you'll see that I'm very neutral towards this topic. Just..some things here and there bug me. I'm too lazy to go find it, but basically, if this DOES happen, we'll just have to get used to the fact that America is becoming one...solidified...blob of politics.
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#19re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:32pmoverall she just needs help and should get a therapist instead of going to broadway!
- I might be smart
- No day but today
Tenorific2
Leading Actor Joined: 2/16/05
#20re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:42pmshe should know that she needs to have some talent first?
#21re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:56pmi agree with Tenor
- I might be smart
- No day but today
#22re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 8:58pmShe should know that it's not a good idea to show up drunk.
-Anyone want to turn anarchist with me?"Bless you and all who know you, oh wise and penguined one." ~YouWantItWhen????
#23re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 9:05pmNo, no, Pinguin. You're thinking of Stockard Channing.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#24re: Things Britney Spears Should Know Before Coming to Broadway
Posted: 11/18/05 at 9:09pmWho the hell gave her the part anyways?
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