Heh. Cats are evolving the power of conversation.
"Will you lick my ear?"
"I don't know, my tongue is feeling kind of dry and sandpapery today and I just got finished licking my anus and I'm not sure if it's quite sanitary to be using the same tool I used on my anus on your ear."
"Come on."
"Well, I kind of have a headache and I really want to watch this TV show and I had a really busy day of lying around on the bed with you."
"Please? Just do it."
"Oh, fine, come here."
"Awww, yeah, that's the stuff... right there, purrrr baby..."
yr ronin,
joey