This is truly a bizarre day in Show Biz News.

1. CABARET is being revived in the West End. Wasn't the Cummings revival like, oh, I don't know -- 10 minutes ago?

2. Scarlett Johannson has been cast as "Maria" in THE SOUND OF MUSIC in London. Is that for real?

3. Whitney enters rehab, yet again. Tragic to see a once-brilliant performer and career downspiral into a cautionary tale, a joke, and prime material for SNL and Mad TV (Oh, wait, they've already covered this on those shows.)

Very twilight zone today.

I don't know. There's something sexy about a contralto novice.

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That's what the director of the first musical I starred in said to me, too

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Bruce Willis certainly thought so re: hidden "skills".