Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
MrMidwest
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/05
#1Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 7:10pm
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#2Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 7:18pmOMG!! There is nothing and I mean nothing hotter than a hairy, rugged blonde.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#2Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 7:19pmCan someone hand me a tissue?
#3Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 7:21pmSo freaking hot. I mean, just....DAMN!
....but the world goes 'round
#5Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 7:49pm
Doesn't Men's Fitness photoshop its cover models? Like, don't they give their cover models bigger biceps and chests and things?
Eh, like it matters much. Those people that buy the magazine for the "Fitness" part probably already know about the 'shopping or wouldn't care. And those that buy the magazine for the "Men" part would probably be a-okay with the little airbrushing they do here and there.
Updated On: 5/13/10 at 07:49 PM
#6Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 8:19pm
Says Thomas: “I’m a textbook average guy. I’m 5'10", I wear a model suit size — 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant — and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the middle-exactly-average dick.”
I wonder what his definition of "average" is?
Updated On: 5/13/10 at 08:19 PM
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#7Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 8:19pm
They probably photoshop a bit, but if you have ever seen Mr. Jane in DEEP BLUE SEA, you'll know they didn't have to do much.
Yeah, I'm always a little curious about the readership of Men's Fitness. Those umpteen "How To Find Her Clit And Make Her Go Wild In Three Easy Steps"-type articles strike me as being a little...overcompensating for something.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#8Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 8:21pmI have wanted that man for so long--and he just keeps getting better.
#9Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 8:25pmI've had a thing for that man since THE VELOCITY OF GARY. I loooove that movie.
#10Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 8:28pmWhich movie did he do the full frontal scene in? That's when I first noticed it... him.
#11Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 8:31pmJordan--since Boogie Nights! :P
#12Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 8:33pmThomas Jane was in Boogie Nights? How do I not remember that?
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#13Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 9:19pm
If you like hairy blondes, you'll LOVE my friend Craig!
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#14Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 9:41pmAwww, Craig! One of the nicest guys I know!!
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#15Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 10:29pmIsn't he though?!
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TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
#17Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 11:22pm
I loves me some Craig.
And if anyone out there in NY or LA is ever looking for a personal trainer, CALL HIM. He's f*cking amazing.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#18Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/13/10 at 11:36pm
He donated a workout package for the Haiti benefit we did at the Pasadena Playhouse.
He's just a REAL nice guy!
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
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-whatever2
#19Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/14/10 at 12:33amHe really doesn't do anything for me.
"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy."
-Charlie Manson
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#20Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/15/10 at 6:07am
He's for those who like hairy, rugged blondes...
I'm not even into blondes and he still makes me a little gooey.
Thomas Jane is sort of the vanilla version of Craig.
IMO
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
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-whatever2
Luscious
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/20/05
#21Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/15/10 at 9:45amNice! But he needs to clean up the back hair.
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Joined: 12/31/69
#22Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/15/10 at 9:56amthomas jane... what a body!!!
MrMidwest
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/05
#23Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/15/10 at 11:48am
"He really doesn't do anything for me."
Well, duh. His chest isn't waxed within an inch of its life. 
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
#24Thomas Jane does a photo shoot for Men's Fitness
Posted: 5/17/10 at 10:09pmHe's no "plain Jane." Yuk.
With Irma you gotta do something!
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