Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 137
Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#3400But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:32pm<-- confused and needs to pee sooo badly
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#3401But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:34pm
I just saw her Friday. We had a really wonderful time. Sorry to sound so upbeat. I really feel like SH*T. 
She said Wicked was fun. I'll get more details tonight, or I could just wait until she actually comes back and let her tell you things.
Go pee, woman!
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#3402But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:35pm
woman, go to the bathroom, holding it give you bladder infections and UTI's.. that's not good for you! You want to wind up peeing blood??
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#3403But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:36pm
*crossing legs tensely* I can't. The bathrooms in this building are grungy, dirty, smelly and usually don't have toilet paper, or if they do, then the cylinder thingy that it's impaled on is so small that you can't pull toilet paper off with ease so you're stick ripping sheet after sheet. UGH. *turns purple*
So did you guys hear I might end up going to the same college as Allie?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3404But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:36pm
Maybe a bit of both, Cam; corruption AND combustion... mostly corruption.
Tiff, peeing blood would suck! GIT!!
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#3405But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:38pmSuck it up, take some tissues, and go pee.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#3406But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:39pm
I'm beginning to believe Tiff just loves to make herself miserable..
Seriously woman go pee!!! Even if you have to squat and not touch the toilet seat (that's pretty standard)..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3407But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:41pmTiff, one joke on here and you'll be peeing all over yourself, and we can't have that.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#3408But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:43pm
that's not the kind of puddle we like to go for around here..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#3409But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:43pm
*crosses legs tighter* Allie. Try me.
Cam, I would do the squat method except a couple of months ago, I did, and accidentally tipped a little bit when adjusting my footing, and it got pretty ugly.
And don't even get me started on peeing blood. I was pooping blood a while back (Cam had the pleasure of hearing my hysteria afterwards) and that wasn't fun.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3410But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:47pm
Aw, poor Tiff. *pat's Tiff's head*
If you were in Halifax, I'd make sure the bathroom was clean for you, and stocked with toilet paper.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#3411But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:47pm
Woman I'm gonna kick your Ass for so many different reasons when I see you! i kid you not..
And yes I remember the hysterical phone call from TG telling me to get on aim.. You had me scared..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#3412But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:50pm
I know, I was totally freaked out. Still am. I've making a doctor's appointment for Friday, to check out that situation (not literally "checked out"-ew) and to figure out what to do wit the barotrauma in my ear. I may need to get surgery. 
Allie, I'm holding you to that. You know, Hali rent aint' that cheap! IT's like $700 for a 1BR on the west end!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#3413But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:51pmJesus. Go pee. And I hope nothing's wrong. But go pee.
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3414But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:52pmUgh, I'm not looking forward to apartment looking. I WISH MONEY GREW ON TREES!!
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#3415But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:52pm
Woman take it from the walking medical conundrum.. it's best to take steps to prevent issues that you can.. Seriously BI's and UTI's are no fun.. I have friends that are prone to them..
******.. I need to go to the pharmacy this week dont let me forget.
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#3416But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:53pmWow, it took me until this post to notice the subject header. Why would I want something else to suck my butt?
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#3417But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:55pm
Tiff is disgusting..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3418That's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, fortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:57pmDon't worry, Cam. I'm your counter-downer... I'll add that to the list.
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#3419That's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, fortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:57pmSo are those little bitches over on So Beautiful, an Idina fan forum. One of them has a picture of two pairs of hands giving the finger to Shoshana's picture outside the theatre.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#3420That's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, fortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:59pm
what a bunch of jerks.. people kill me! seriously
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#3421That's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, fortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:01pmI ranted at them.
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3422That's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, fortunately!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:03pmGood for you, Shub. Virtual ass whooping.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#3423Better than blood coming out of Tiff's butt!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:04pmSo I hear smoking can kill you.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#3424Better than blood coming out of Tiff's butt!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:05pm
*succumbs to temptation and the pressure and runs outside*
BRB.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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