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#3401

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:32pm

<-- confused and needs to pee sooo badly

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#3402

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:34pm

I just saw her Friday. We had a really wonderful time. Sorry to sound so upbeat. I really feel like SH*T.

She said Wicked was fun. I'll get more details tonight, or I could just wait until she actually comes back and let her tell you things.

Go pee, woman!

#3403

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:35pm

woman, go to the bathroom, holding it give you bladder infections and UTI's.. that's not good for you! You want to wind up peeing blood??

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#3404

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:36pm

*crossing legs tensely* I can't. The bathrooms in this building are grungy, dirty, smelly and usually don't have toilet paper, or if they do, then the cylinder thingy that it's impaled on is so small that you can't pull toilet paper off with ease so you're stick ripping sheet after sheet. UGH. *turns purple*

So did you guys hear I might end up going to the same college as Allie?

#3405

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:36pm

Maybe a bit of both, Cam; corruption AND combustion... mostly corruption.

Tiff, peeing blood would suck! GIT!!

#3406

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:38pm

Suck it up, take some tissues, and go pee.

#3407

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:39pm

I'm beginning to believe Tiff just loves to make herself miserable..

Seriously woman go pee!!! Even if you have to squat and not touch the toilet seat (that's pretty standard)..

#3408

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:41pm

Tiff, one joke on here and you'll be peeing all over yourself, and we can't have that.

#3409

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:43pm

that's not the kind of puddle we like to go for around here..

#3410

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:43pm

*crosses legs tighter* Allie. Try me.

Cam, I would do the squat method except a couple of months ago, I did, and accidentally tipped a little bit when adjusting my footing, and it got pretty ugly.

And don't even get me started on peeing blood. I was pooping blood a while back (Cam had the pleasure of hearing my hysteria afterwards) and that wasn't fun.

#3411

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:47pm

Aw, poor Tiff. *pat's Tiff's head*

If you were in Halifax, I'd make sure the bathroom was clean for you, and stocked with toilet paper.

#3412

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:47pm

Woman I'm gonna kick your Ass for so many different reasons when I see you! i kid you not..

And yes I remember the hysterical phone call from TG telling me to get on aim.. You had me scared..

#3413

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:50pm

I know, I was totally freaked out. Still am. I've making a doctor's appointment for Friday, to check out that situation (not literally "checked out"-ew) and to figure out what to do wit the barotrauma in my ear. I may need to get surgery.

Allie, I'm holding you to that. You know, Hali rent aint' that cheap! IT's like $700 for a 1BR on the west end!

#3414

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:51pm

Jesus. Go pee. And I hope nothing's wrong. But go pee.

#3415

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:52pm

Ugh, I'm not looking forward to apartment looking. I WISH MONEY GREW ON TREES!!

#3416

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:52pm

Woman take it from the walking medical conundrum.. it's best to take steps to prevent issues that you can.. Seriously BI's and UTI's are no fun.. I have friends that are prone to them..

******.. I need to go to the pharmacy this week dont let me forget.

#3417

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:53pm

Wow, it took me until this post to notice the subject header. Why would I want something else to suck my butt?

#3418

But that's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, unfortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:55pm

Tiff is disgusting..

#3419

That's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, fortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:57pm

Don't worry, Cam. I'm your counter-downer... I'll add that to the list.

#3420

That's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, fortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:57pm

So are those little bitches over on So Beautiful, an Idina fan forum. One of them has a picture of two pairs of hands giving the finger to Shoshana's picture outside the theatre.

#3421

That's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, fortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 5:59pm

what a bunch of jerks.. people kill me! seriously

#3422

That's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, fortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:01pm

I ranted at them.

#3423

That's the only thing sucking Shub's butt, fortunately!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:03pm

Good for you, Shub. Virtual ass whooping.

#3424

Better than blood coming out of Tiff's butt!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:04pm

So I hear smoking can kill you.

#3425

Better than blood coming out of Tiff's butt!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:05pm

*succumbs to temptation and the pressure and runs outside*

BRB.

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