Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 138

#3426

Better than blood coming out of Tiff's butt!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:06pm

Good.. People need to show atleast a little respect..

**slaps tiff**

woman you are delirious..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#3427

Better than blood coming out of Tiff's butt!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:06pm

Ha! Ha HA! We have won, ladies!

#3428

TIFF IS GROSS

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:07pm

Go, Tiff, go!!

#3429

TIFF IS GROSS

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:11pm

Well I knew she would give in eventually.. now lets see if she actually makes it to the bathroom in time..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#3430

TIFF IS GROSS

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:12pm

Tiff will be like that marathon runner who would just pee and poop as she was running to save time.

#3431

TIFF IS GROSS

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:13pm

Umm...I'm back. Just to clarify, I was succumbing to the temptation to smoke, not to pee, so I walked (read: limped awkwardly) 20 feet outside to light up, and now I'm back, bladder still full.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#3432

TIFF IS GROSS

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:13pm

TIFF! PISS OFF (literally)!!

#3433

TIFF IS GROSS

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:14pm

Damn you!

#3434

TIFF IS GROSS

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:14pm

**smacks tiff again**

ok guys I'm out.. I'll be back later tonight..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#3435

TIFF IS GROSS

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:16pm

Bye Cameroonie. I'll talk to you later on tonight.

Okay, guys, I'm actually feeling dizzy from this overwhelming peeing need. Jesus Christ. If I leave any longer than 2 minutes, someone's going to take my spot on the pooter and then I won't be able to...pooter. (Or peeter.)

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#3436

TIFF IS GROSS

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:18pm

Just go!!!

And also go work on the assignment that you have due at 11:59 pm!!!

bye

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#3437

TIFF IS GROSS

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:19pm

Please, Tiff, go. I'm having sympathetic bladder pangs.

bye, Cam.

#3438

TIFF IS GROSS

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:19pm

Cam, you're leaving? Alright... bye!

#3439

TIFF IS GROSS

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:22pm

Speaking of peeing, I just got the new Bathroom Reader!

#3440

TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:23pm

what is that??

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#3441

TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:25pm

I LOVE THE BATHROOM READERS!
Uncle John's

#3442

TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:26pm

Link's not working for me, but with a title like "Uncle John's", I'm anticipating illicit "bathroom material" targeted at the male variety?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#3443

TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:28pm

No, no. They're fabulous and addictive books that include pages of all sorts of facts, games, and interesting stories. You're supposed to read them in the bathroom, obviously, but I never do.

#3444

TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:29pm

My friend has the entire collection. I love useless trivia so very much.

#3445

TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:33pm

Seriously, they are incredibly addictive. I will buy you one for your birthday, Tiff. Incidentally, when are your birthdays, everyone?

#3446

TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:35pm

May 3rd. I'll be 19... the legal drinking age. I CAN'T WAIT!! We're hitting all the pubs and bars.

#3447

TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:35pm

My birthday is October 9 (always on the week of the Canadian thanksgiving, so my friends call me The Turkey. I suppose it's better than The Cock.) You?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#3448

TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:38pm

It be Ju-ly 5th.

#3449

TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:42pm

You guys going to come out drinking with me on my birthday? It would be a lot of fun!!

#3450

TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES

Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:43pm

I'd love to, since I'm already legal in Halifax Too bad I'm not legal down here in Bushland.