Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#3425Better than blood coming out of Tiff's butt!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:06pm
Good.. People need to show atleast a little respect..
**slaps tiff**
woman you are delirious..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#3426Better than blood coming out of Tiff's butt!
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:06pmHa! Ha HA! We have won, ladies!
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3428TIFF IS GROSS
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:11pm
Well I knew she would give in eventually.. now lets see if she actually makes it to the bathroom in time..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#3429TIFF IS GROSS
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:12pmTiff will be like that marathon runner who would just pee and poop as she was running to save time.
#3430TIFF IS GROSS
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:13pmUmm...I'm back. Just to clarify, I was succumbing to the temptation to smoke, not to pee, so I walked (read: limped awkwardly) 20 feet outside to light up, and now I'm back, bladder still full.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3433TIFF IS GROSS
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:14pm
**smacks tiff again**
ok guys I'm out.. I'll be back later tonight..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#3434TIFF IS GROSS
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:16pm
Bye Cameroonie. I'll talk to you later on tonight.
Okay, guys, I'm actually feeling dizzy from this overwhelming peeing need. Jesus Christ. If I leave any longer than 2 minutes, someone's going to take my spot on the pooter and then I won't be able to...pooter. (Or peeter.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3435TIFF IS GROSS
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:18pm
Just go!!!
And also go work on the assignment that you have due at 11:59 pm!!!
bye
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#3436TIFF IS GROSS
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:19pm
Please, Tiff, go. I'm having sympathetic bladder pangs.
bye, Cam.
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3438TIFF IS GROSS
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:22pmSpeaking of peeing, I just got the new Bathroom Reader!
#3439TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:23pmwhat is that??
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3440TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:25pm
I LOVE THE BATHROOM READERS!
Uncle John's
#3441TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:26pmLink's not working for me, but with a title like "Uncle John's", I'm anticipating illicit "bathroom material" targeted at the male variety?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3442TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:28pmNo, no. They're fabulous and addictive books that include pages of all sorts of facts, games, and interesting stories. You're supposed to read them in the bathroom, obviously, but I never do.
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3443TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:29pmMy friend has the entire collection. I love useless trivia so very much.
#3444TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:33pmSeriously, they are incredibly addictive. I will buy you one for your birthday, Tiff. Incidentally, when are your birthdays, everyone?
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3445TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:35pmMay 3rd. I'll be 19... the legal drinking age. I CAN'T WAIT!! We're hitting all the pubs and bars.
#3446TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:35pmMy birthday is October 9 (always on the week of the Canadian thanksgiving, so my friends call me The Turkey. I suppose it's better than The Cock.) You?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#3447TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:38pmIt be Ju-ly 5th.
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#3448TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:42pmYou guys going to come out drinking with me on my birthday? It would be a lot of fun!!
#3449TIFF IS GROSSLY OVERWORKED AND UNDEREQUIPPED IN BATHROOM SUPPLIES
Posted: 2/14/05 at 6:43pm
I'd love to, since I'm already legal in Halifax
Too bad I'm not legal down here in Bushland.
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