Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 199
Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#4950We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:46am
Ha! Small I am NOT! Jaydon said I was "cute but kinda chubby". So...there.
*whimpers*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#4951We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:48am
What the hell is going on here??
**glares at everyone**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#4952We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:49amTiff's being mean, Cammie. How are you feeling??
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#4953We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:50am
My head is pounding and I want to kill just about every person in that show..
Why is Tiff being mean?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#4954We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:51am*gently passes away, with no fuss - tell my mom I love her*
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#4955We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:52am
BST and I figure that the only people who can become full fledged bitches are ones who have our unanimous approval right?
Oh, and I hate Shub because she stole that easily influenced BST from me.
And we all hate Ellie because she's trying to turn us against each other.
Oh, except for Allie. Who became an Honorary Bitch since we demoted Ellie, then acted like an ungrateful traitor, so that only lasted for like 5 minutes, and now the Hon Bitch title is revoked from both of them.
See what happens when you "get a life"?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#4956We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:52amCam, go to bed, my love! And why is Tiff being mean? Who knows? She just likes to be mean and BEAT UP people.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#4957We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:54amWhat. Do. I. Need. To. Do. To. Kick. Your. Ass. Outta. Here. To. Labrador?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#4958We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:54amGood night.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#4959We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:56am
Good night, Bitch Stealer.
*tilts out cheek for Shub to give obliging lick/kiss*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#4960We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:57am
'Night Shub!
Tiff, I think you need to go to bed and chill out... I don't want you to kick my ass to Labrador. It's cold there. 
*holds dead Ellie* COME BACK!!!
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#4961We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:58am
**adjusts supreme B*tch of all B*tches crown and glares**
Now ladies.. Stop your bickering.. One at a time what the hell is going on here.. I will not tolerate this! if I have to I will kick everyones A$$!!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#4962We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:59amThank you, Cammie. I don't want to fight anymore.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#4963We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:00am
*opens eyes slowly, sees worried face looking down at her*
Allie...are you an angel??
*notices Tiff*
Gah! I've gone to HELL!
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#4964We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:00am
I don't wanna fight either!!!!!!
Group hug??
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#4965We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:02amPLEASE! *hugs Ellie; extends an arm out to Tiff* Come one, Tiff, no hard feelings?
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#4966We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:02am
*crosses arms*
Contrary to popular belief, I'm not easy.
*sniff and turns away*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#4967We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:04am
See how unreasonable she is, Cam...
*hugs Allie*
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#4968We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:05am
B-b-but, Ellie's so mean to me!
And she won't tell us where she goes to school, Cam!
Hold out!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#4969We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:05amK, bye. I'm tired.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#4970We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:07am
'Night Shub. Or should that be Sherb?
Tiff - where do I live? How many Ivy League schools are in the area??? It's not rocket science.
*outstretches arms*
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#4971We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:08am*outstretches arms too* Tiff...
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#4972We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:08am
*sniffle* I even offered an olive branch to Shub and got rejected. (And shut up on the Sherb comment, Smellie. I SAID Shub. *backhand*)
Ellie, I don't actually KNOW where you live. You said either CT or NH.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#4973We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:09amPsst...Cam...are they stretching out their arms like zombies?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#4974We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:09am
**takes tiff and pulls her begrudgingly into group hug**
Tiffy love she will tells us.. you catch more flies with honey than vinegar..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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