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#4951

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:46am

Ha! Small I am NOT! Jaydon said I was "cute but kinda chubby". So...there.

*whimpers*

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4952

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:48am

What the hell is going on here??

**glares at everyone**

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#4953

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:49am

Tiff's being mean, Cammie. How are you feeling??

#4954

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:50am

My head is pounding and I want to kill just about every person in that show..

Why is Tiff being mean?

#4955

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:51am

*gently passes away, with no fuss - tell my mom I love her*

#4956

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:52am

BST and I figure that the only people who can become full fledged bitches are ones who have our unanimous approval right?

Oh, and I hate Shub because she stole that easily influenced BST from me.

And we all hate Ellie because she's trying to turn us against each other.

Oh, except for Allie. Who became an Honorary Bitch since we demoted Ellie, then acted like an ungrateful traitor, so that only lasted for like 5 minutes, and now the Hon Bitch title is revoked from both of them.

See what happens when you "get a life"?

#4957

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:52am

Cam, go to bed, my love! And why is Tiff being mean? Who knows? She just likes to be mean and BEAT UP people.

#4958

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:54am

What. Do. I. Need. To. Do. To. Kick. Your. Ass. Outta. Here. To. Labrador?

#4959

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:54am

Good night.

#4960

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:56am

Good night, Bitch Stealer.

*tilts out cheek for Shub to give obliging lick/kiss*

#4961

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:57am

'Night Shub!

Tiff, I think you need to go to bed and chill out... I don't want you to kick my ass to Labrador. It's cold there.

*holds dead Ellie* COME BACK!!!

#4962

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:58am

**adjusts supreme B*tch of all B*tches crown and glares**

Now ladies.. Stop your bickering.. One at a time what the hell is going on here.. I will not tolerate this! if I have to I will kick everyones A$$!!

#4963

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:59am

Thank you, Cammie. I don't want to fight anymore.

#4964

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:00am

*opens eyes slowly, sees worried face looking down at her*

Allie...are you an angel??

*notices Tiff*

Gah! I've gone to HELL!

#4965

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:00am

I don't wanna fight either!!!!!!

Group hug??

#4966

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:02am

PLEASE! *hugs Ellie; extends an arm out to Tiff* Come one, Tiff, no hard feelings?

#4967

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:02am

*crosses arms*

Contrary to popular belief, I'm not easy.

*sniff and turns away*

#4968

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:04am

See how unreasonable she is, Cam...

*hugs Allie*

#4969

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:05am

B-b-but, Ellie's so mean to me!

And she won't tell us where she goes to school, Cam!

Hold out!

#4970

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:05am

K, bye. I'm tired.

#4971

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:07am

'Night Shub. Or should that be Sherb?

Tiff - where do I live? How many Ivy League schools are in the area??? It's not rocket science.

*outstretches arms*

#4972

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:08am

*outstretches arms too* Tiff...

#4973

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:08am

*sniffle* I even offered an olive branch to Shub and got rejected. (And shut up on the Sherb comment, Smellie. I SAID Shub. *backhand*)

Ellie, I don't actually KNOW where you live. You said either CT or NH.

#4974

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:09am

Psst...Cam...are they stretching out their arms like zombies?

#4975

We're not talking about Paris Hilton's boobies anymore, dammit!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:09am

**takes tiff and pulls her begrudgingly into group hug**

Tiffy love she will tells us.. you catch more flies with honey than vinegar..

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