Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 197

#4901

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:16am

Tiff! Vowel twins have special bonds... ones that canNOT be broken by crowns and 'bitch' titles.

Please don't take it away, Tiff... I've never been a 'little sister'. I'm the oldest! I was hoping you'd take me out and get me loaded and find me a man.

#4902

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:16am

menthol= bad.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4903

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:17am

*bites lip nervously* But, but, I GAVE you those bonds!

*cries at irony*

b_s_t, you're not a mentholler? Oh baby. W-w-what Seattle weekend? *eyes dripping with jealous tears* Is she coming along?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4904

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:17am

Didya know Halls are imported from Britian?

#4905

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:18am

tiff, i have decided that i am going stir crazy and need a vacation.

so i WAS going to try to come to seattle in March...and I don't know who's coming. I just came up with the idea a couple of hours ago.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4906

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:18am

No, I did not know that. But I do like a gal with spunk who knows her useless facts.

So tell us about yourself.

*sits back*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4907

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:19am

Seattle! Tom Hulce stalking!

#4908

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:19am

*begins to rain, re-forming back into my former divine self*

Allie...aren't I the older vowel twin? So..you didn't accept that hideous witch's offer of a 'crown'...made out of used tampons, no doubt.

*outstretches arms for hug*

Updated On: 2/25/05 at 12:19 AM

#4909

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:20am

ACTUALLY, Smellie, she DID accept the offer, and I revoked it. You can have your filthy...*spits* vowels. And take Shub while you're at it.

Who the hell is Tom Hulce? BST, when?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4910

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:20am

I want to be a bitch!

WHO IS TOM HULCE???? Amadeus, Hunchback, Animal House, etc etc etc

#4911

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:20am

March at some point...I dont know...

And Shub, you and stalking...what IS that about??

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4912

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:22am

So that's...*counts on fingers*...Me, Allie and Shub you're spitting venom against, dear Tiffypie...who's on your side again, b_s_t??

"I WAS going to go to Seattle, but not if you're being mean..." - broadway_star_tomorrow

So...um, that leaves who exactly???

*cackles madly*

#4913

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:23am

*hugs Ellie* You ARE the older vowel twin... I forgot.

It seems that Tiff is being greedy. Why can't I be a bitch and keep my vowel twin? It's not like I have to change my name or anything.

#4914

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:23am

wait??? shub's AGAINST tiffy??? when did that happen?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4915

Battle of the Bitches Crown

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:24am

Shub.... *blink* Nope, still no idea.

BST, ironically, I might be in San Fran March 19 for a week or so.

Ellie, weren't you supposed to LEAVE? And BST is always on my side. Her silly little romance with Shub means nothing. At the end of the day, I'm the one who keeps her bed warm.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4916

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:24am

I would never be against Tiffy. She is against me :*(**

#4917

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:24am

Well, Shub mightn't be against Tiff, but Tiff sure seems to be against Shub...

#4918

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:25am

tiffy, REALLY???? that's my finals week. so i could TOTALLY come to SF.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4919

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:27am

Oh yes, my useless facts are Great


Like How Enimen(spelling??) answering machine goes eloa seniorta

My cousin called his number when the paris phonebook got hacked XD

#4920

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:28am

and tiff isn't against shub.

stop trying to start conflicts, wench.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4921

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:28am

I will try my bestest. That's the week before my finals week and I've got a few term papers due. And if things keep going with the father as it is now then I may not get to go at all. But I'm DYING to go. We've drive down on March 19 and come back home (arriving in Vancouver) on March 28.

As for my ill will towards Shub...*whimper* SHE STOLE MY BITCH FROM MEEEEEEEE!!!! I mean, I'm totally over it and stuff. Uh-huh.

Me thinks, BST and Shub, thatEllie is trying to pit us all against each other!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#4922

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:30am

that would be so much fun...

and i agree with you tiff. ellie is trying to divide and conquer.

B*TCHES UNITE IN SOLIDARITY!!!!

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#4923

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:30am

Never!!!!! You started the whole thing, whore!! Didn't you? Who remembers?

#4924

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:30am

You don't seem to need help from her, now, do you, Tiff? Dropping chandeliers on my head...*huff* And all I did was entertain your woman while you were unable to! I was guarding her from the cruelty of the world!

#4925

Paris Hilton's boobies analyzed

Posted: 2/25/05 at 12:32am

Go, Shub!!