Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#5800 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:26pmbut... I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! now let go! i'm NOT a kitten!
#5801 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:26pm
Eww a pocket protector.. I dont think so.. smart doesn't mean unfashionable dumb Sh!t!!
*smacks tiff with encyclopedia**
and I can't believe no one touched that comment about if I'm going to be accused.. Wow.. I'm amazed
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5802 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:27pmi have a scanner!
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#5803 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:29pm
**laughes as BST falls and a full size copy machine lands on her**
Middy, you tried to sneak out.. there is no escaping this..
**Tosses her in the corner and glares evilly**
Aww Allie.. no!!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5804 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:31pm
**rolls speedily out of the way**
ok kids. i have to go be productive (sign up for an audition, buy a parking pass, and go to the mall)
see y'all later.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#5805 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:32pm
fine. if i'm gonna get glared at in the corner, then i'm gonna at least do something to deserve it.
ooooooooooh, there was a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o
b-i-n-g-o
b-i-n-g-o
b-i-n-g-o
and bingo was his name-o
#5806 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:32pm
*hurls one final laptop at BST as she leaves* Ta, Bitch!
Who's still left? Cam and me holding down fort *grudgingly flicking off encyclopia from self* and the two bitchettes?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#5807 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:33pm
there was a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o
*clap* i-n-g-o
*clap* i-n-g-o
*clap* i-n-g-o
and bingo was his name-o
#5808 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:34pm
you can't FLICK an encyclopedia, silly tiffy.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#5809 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:34pm
there was a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o
*clap* *clap* n-g-o
*clap* *clap* n-g-o
*clap* *clap* n-g-o
and bingo was his name-o
#5810 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:35pm
there was a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o
*clap* *clap* *clap* g-o
*clap* *clap* *clap* g-o
*clap* *clap* *clap* g-o
and bingo was his name-o
#5811 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:35pm
**crushes middy's wind pipe**
Shut up you little Sh!t..
sounds about right Tiff.. BST is running away when things start to get interesting..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5812 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:35pm
there was a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* o
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* o
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* o
and bingo was his name-o
#5813 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:36pm
there was a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
and bingo was his name-o
#5815 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:37pm**uses tie wraps to secure middys hands behind her back and continues to crush her wind pipe**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#5816 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:38pmI'll find one, don't worry. I left a frantic "I need your hellllpppp" note on my friend's door. When she gets back, she should come rushing down the hall to me... Yup... any minute now...
#5817 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:39pm
this is the song that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friends
some people
started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because
this is the song that never ends
#5818 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:39pm
I hope so allie dear.. I've been patient all day..
You dont like the corner middy?? Thats not what I hear..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5819 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:39pm
yes it goes on and on my friends
some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because
this is the song that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friends
#5820 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:40pmAnd Middy wonders why she's not bitch material, Cam. *shrugs*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#5821 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:41pmcam's being mean! that deserves ANOTHER song! hmm... what should it be this time?
#5822 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:41pm
Oh that's it.. Middy you aren't even on the waiting list to become a bitch anymore..
**grabs middy and tosses her off my thread**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5823 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:41pm
and BST wonders why no one has blocked middy.
no grad school letters today.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#5824 Life is exhausting!!!!!
Posted: 2/28/05 at 4:42pmnooooo! *fights way back in* you can't get rid of me that easily!
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