Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 236

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 5:46pm

Oh, that mood is gone, missy. I am so over...

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 5:47pm

and she wonders why she can't get laid.. she never lets the excitement build..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 5:47pm

Cooks, were you ever on?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 5:49pm

Tiff you are such a mood spoiler.. go play with yourself!!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Primajaunerue]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 5:51pm

Question: Is it wrong of me to delete all of the pictures of bitch face off of my site? I'm feelin' kinda guilty about it

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Do the pineapple dance! Do the pineapple dance!(think Cabaret)

I'll eat some breakfast then change the world.

How Long 'Til DC?

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 5:54pm

Not at all hun.. I would have printed them then bruned them.. but that's just me.. you should have seen the lovely bonfire I had with all the pics of one of my ex boyfriends.. oh and anything glass he ever gave me got broken.. (I'm not normally like that but he turned out to be a psycho stalker)

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 5:54pm

I have to be on to fluff?

SO over!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 5:54pm

I'm so confused, Prima, that I'll just let Cam answer that one because I have no idea what you're talking about.

Cam, I would but I'm in a computer lab and my hands are smegma-free. For now.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Primajaunerue]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 5:56pm

I just got these lyrics stuck in my head... this isn't exaclty an easy thing for me to do because she was such a big part of me life for a long time (if I were a lesbian this would be a break up for me. it pretty much WAS a break up.) Now she's going around telling people that I changed my name over at CB because i'm "ashamed of who I am"

So yeah, the lyrics: How do you leave the past behind when it keeps finding ways to get to your heart? It reaches way down deep and tears you inside out til your torn apart... (a little cheesey, I know, but one of the reasons I love rent is because I can relate so much of it to my life)

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Do the pineapple dance! Do the pineapple dance!(think Cabaret)

I'll eat some breakfast then change the world.

How Long 'Til DC?

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 5:57pm

Cookie you have a fluffer?? I hope he's cute!!

Uh huh sure you would tiff.. you probably wouldn't play with yourself even if you had rubber gloves on.. you are so weird.. speaking of which I still need to go shoppping for your present dont I??

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 5:58pm

Well, hell-o bitches. Congratulations BST darling

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:00pm

Cam, yes you do. And put a muffler on the vibrate, if possible, kindly.

Well, hello Footie Wonderful. You had three Bitches squealing you name last night. And you were a lovely corpse. Don't worry about those twop assholes.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:01pm

I know how you feel Prima.. you can always put them back up at a later point in time.. and after what she did to you she doesn't deserve your friendship.. The funny thing is that you didn't change your name on cb because of her, she jsut would like to think she has that big of an impact.. dont let her get to you.. I know it's hard but she isn't worth it.. I think I saw that she was going to DC or something.. If she is she better watch out it will be more than the TBx4 that will have to deal with the wrath..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:02pm

Well, thanks! You all saw it? I'm so glad hehe. A girl in my class also saw it. I still mourn the fact they don't credit dead bodies (even if they have names) because then I'd get some goddamn residuals.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:03pm

Well, you were a lovely Gloria, even if people didn't know it. Your performance...Emmy-worthy. You'd be ROLLING in those residuals though, but I suppose if they can save thousands since you don't speak those NBC cheapos will do it!

Prima, I still don't get it, but if it's a revenge tactic against someone, by all means go for it.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:04pm

Of course we saw it shub.. and we all thought you have funny looking feet.. did it tickle when they drew on them?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Primajaunerue]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:05pm

if she's going to dc we HAVE to think of something ... I know we can - we're just that evil

The thing about the pictures is that i'm deleting them if they're not on the site.

You're right, she does deserve to be deleted from my life.

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Do the pineapple dance! Do the pineapple dance!(think Cabaret)

I'll eat some breakfast then change the world.

How Long 'Til DC?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:07pm

We didn't ALL think you had funny looking feet. They looked very smooth and shapely from the bottom. Cam's just jealous because of those fungus-filled footsies of hers.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 2/28/05 at 06:07 PM

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:09pm

They're actually gross and callused and I need to cut the nails, but otherwise...

It only tickled when the makeup lady drew a primary sketch on them in (electric) pencil. The liquid eyeliner or whatever the hell it was didn't tickle. I had no idea Chris Meloni was sticking his face in them, though. But Richard Belzer did come in to watch them being painted.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:11pm

And when My Sensuous Italian Husband Meloni stuck his face in them, did you open your legs a wee bit wider so he could get a glimpse or did you act like a lady and stick your knees together?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:13pm

She does deserve to be deleted.. if you feel you want to save them archive them on cd and put them away.. Seriously though she doens't deserve you.. And check your pm's!!

Umm Tiff I have lovely feet.. they are very cute, clean and well cared for.. they are just small.. Ask Prima she tried to wear a pair of my shoes in Hershey.. and yes we need to have BIG plans for DC..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Primajaunerue]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:14pm

Tiff: in a nutshell:
I was friends with this girl for about two years and we were bascially friends because we both loved theatre and both wanted to make a career out of it. Well things were fine until she went away to college fall of 03 and spent the semester in London. While she was gone, she would completely ignore me (while I was playing trips out my ass for us to go on when she came back - including buying $80+ tickets for her to see Cabaret with Adam before it closed). Well she came back and things were okay, her college friends seemed to be so much cooler than I was. Then she went on spring break back to the UK and left a message saying something about how Americans were losers. i was so upset. Other stuff happened and we stopped talking to each other. Then that summer we both auditioned for the same show at the local community theatre that we met doing shows at and I made it and she didn't. So since we didnt get to spend hardly any time together last summer, we planned trips to NYC to see Wicked with the OBC, Assassins, Rent for the first time on Broadway, and Aida with Adam. When we went to see Aida, not only were we almost late for the show because she was goofing off, but the next day after we saw Rent (which I gave her her ticket for her birthday) she wanted to meet up with a friend from college. I didn't have a problem with that, but we had a 4 hour drive home and I had ballet at 9AM the next morning. Well, her friend couldn't get into the city until 6:30 so we wouldn't leave until 9 if we were lucky, which put us at getting home around 1AM and I had to drive 1/2 from her house to mine. She got all upset with me and I was mad because not only were we running up our parking bill, but she sat there and sopped for over an hour because she couldn't see her friend.
Well I was going through a LOT last summer (after having the worst spring of my life, it seemed all of my friends and I were fighting about something or other, I had my heart broken more than once by people who said they would always be my friens and always be there for me - that turned out to be BULLCRAP) and when I finally found serenity going back to dance class I realized that I could do better than someone who constantly wants to pull me down and walk all over me.
That's the story in a nut shell. She's been trying to find ways to get all of the people she comes in contact with to hate me. All I have to do is tell them the story...

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Do the pineapple dance! Do the pineapple dance!(think Cabaret)

I'll eat some breakfast then change the world.

How Long 'Til DC?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:15pm

Yeah, I have no idea what you guys are talking about for DC, but revenge and pain has never killed anyone (well, anyone it shouldn't), so have fun!

*elbows way out*

So Shub, how's it hangin'? Did you get a callback for the FL thing?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:16pm

Ah okay, I get it now.

How does this fit into CB?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Primajaunerue]

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:17pm

I got her into reading the CB boards (big mistake.. ugh)

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Do the pineapple dance! Do the pineapple dance!(think Cabaret)

I'll eat some breakfast then change the world.

How Long 'Til DC?