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#5901

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:18pm

No, I didn't flash my hoo-hah at him. I was dead, remember? AND I didn't know he was down there. Plus, he's your husband.

And it's not callbacks...I either get in or don't. HA. I'm supposed to hear in a week or two.

Prima, what a bitch.

#5902

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:21pm

"Plus, he's your husband."

*puts knife away* Good answer, you tramp.

Prima, okay, and how does your LJ (I think) fit into this?

Oh! Shub! We forgot to tell you that - assuming you still want it and worship and cherish the three Bitches - we're planning on making you an Honorary Bitch. (This is the part where you cry with gratitude and happiness.)

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#5903

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:23pm

Like I said lets not worry about her at all.. We will have plenty of fun and if she shows up she jsut better watch out.. I will already be in supreme bitch mode due to the TBx4.. Game on love.. game on.. and there is one thing no one wants, and that's to be on my bad side.. trust me on that one..

and yes tiff revenge never hurt or killed any one that didn't deserve it..

Prima did you get my pm?

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#5904

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:23pm

Oo! I thought I already was one, but since I am not and now am, I appreciate the honor...*licks Tiff's feet and chews on the dry skin*

#5905

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:24pm

I'm sure I could have said or done things that hurt her, but at the end of the day, she could have just sat down and talked to me about it instead of just claiming that I believe certain things.

Why do people always give up on me?

Do the pineapple dance! Do the pineapple dance!(think Cabaret)

I'll eat some breakfast then change the world.

How Long 'Til DC?

#5906

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:26pm

Don't get such a big head, Shub. It was only out of lack of pickings. We kicked the vts and middy off the list, so you were our last resort. *turns heel forward a bit* You may need a pumice scrub for that one, and then you scrap it off and eat it with a toothpick. Mmm...that's better.

However, as Hon Bitch, you still need to prove yourself to Cam and me, since we don't know you as well as your lover BST *involuntary eye twitch* does.

#5907

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:28pm

And what do you need to know, O Great Callused Wonder?

#5908

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:29pm

Well Prima, people say and do things that hurt each other.. it's life and it's part of being friends. however if she is not mature enough to talk to you about it and move past it. her F*cking loss.. You are a great person.. As for the giving up, I speak from personal experience and I'm sure many will agree, that sometimes it's just easier.. sure it's a cop out and it's the chicken sh!t way to go, but it's also human nature.. It doesn't make it right though.. (god I should be listening to myslef at the moment).. Anyway dont judge your self worth based on someone elses short comings.. it's not you its her..

and well you're F*cking stuck with me!!

#5909

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:29pm

Precisely, Prima.

#5910

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:31pm

Mmm...Shub...would you like some corn to go with that callous?

Hmmm...what to know...okay, where are you from (if not NYC), what year are you at Tisch, what are your sexual habits, aspirations for the future, ideal dick size, dirty secrets and random tidbits we normally wouldn't know about it? I mean, this is just standard info that Cam, BST and I know about each other. It seems only fair that you debrief us all.

#5911

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:32pm

xoxoxoxoxoxo
thanks, ladies

...checking pm right now...

Do the pineapple dance! Do the pineapple dance!(think Cabaret)

I'll eat some breakfast then change the world.

How Long 'Til DC?

#5912

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:34pm

I do know how long it took her to cum the first time she used her new rabbit Tiff.. she was so cute, she had to aim me to ask me if it was normal.. Random natter." width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/icon_smile_big.gif>

**pats Shubs on head**

How is that for you these days hun?

#5913

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:36pm

But I don't get off with penetration as much as I do with, you know, carpet munching, so what to do, unless you by me one of those wind-up teeth toys or something.

#5914

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:37pm

Well, seeing as my roommate is ALWAYS HERE, I can't really find time to use it. C'est la vie.

From Staten Island, sophomore, none, actress on Broadway, don't care, my first sexual experience was in his parents' bed?

How's that?

ETA: And my dad caught me making out with my boyfriend on the kitchen floor once. He muttered something about how he wanted a doughnut and went for the fridge, then walked out. My boyfriend, meanwhile, went diving for the other side of the room and I just sat on the floor playing with the cabinets.

Updated On: 2/28/05 at 06:37 PM

#5915

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:43pm

Your ideal dick size is none, huh. *shakes head*

When I was 13, my dad walked in on my then-boyfriend's hand on my breast, and took the opportunity to wait until family dim sum at a restaurant the next morning to inform me of this and chastise me.

#5916

Random natter.

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:45pm

*peeks in, see's she's unwelcome, runs off tears streaming down her pretty little face, vowing never to return*

#5917

Yay! The new Honorary Bitch...SHUB! glittery lights

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:47pm

*crosses arms waiting for Ellie to return*

It's just a matter of time, kids. We're her only source of oxygen and nourishment.

#5918

Yay! The new Honorary Bitch...SHUB! glittery lights

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:50pm

that sucks Shub.. kick her out.. hahaha..

Tiff hun.. a rabbit is not penetration.. a normal vibrator is.. GAH do you know nothing??

but yes having the "carpet munched" is oh so fabulous.. But I have to say I gotta love the penetration too!!

Nice in the parents bed Shub..

I will never forget my dad coming home early one day when I cut class my senior year.. Whoops..

#5919

Yay! The new Honorary Bitch...SHUB! glittery lights

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:51pm

GAH

#5920

Yay! The new Honorary Bitch...SHUB! glittery lights

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:51pm

What do you mean rabbit's not about penetration? This is the one from SatC, right? There seems to be a pretty phallic-looking goingon over there, and if it's not for penetration, well, I don't know what else you're going to do with it, unless you use it as a condom holder.

#5921

Yay! The new Honorary Bitch...SHUB! glittery lights

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:52pm

Ellie!! COME BAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!

I've only ever had one boyfriend... and that was in grade 8. No stories or experience here. *hangs head and weeps*

#5922

Yay! The new Honorary Bitch...SHUB! glittery lights

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:52pm

Yep, it's penetration and clit stimulation.

#5923

Yay! The new Honorary Bitch...SHUB & BEKA!

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:52pm

hey everyone.

what's cracking?

#5924

Yay! The new Honorary Bitch...SHUB! glittery lights

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:53pm

ah there are different types.. I know which you are thining of.. Yay! The new Honorary Bitch...SHUB! *glittery lights*" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/icon_smile_big.gif> now we are on the same page..

**picks up work computer and throws it for being slow and stupid**

Well ladies I'm out of here.. I will talk to you later once I get home..

#5925

Yay! The new Honorary Bitch...SHUB & BEKA!

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:54pm

So it IS penetration!

Gah, don't you know anything, Cammiepie?

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