Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 318

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:41pm

No...I thought I'd see him in the library today, like he said, but alas, he was not there.

I can only assume that Tiff ate him. There have been sightings of a yeti-like creature around campus, and a smell that would knock you from here to Timbuktu. So yes, Tiff's been here. I knew I shouldn't have told the beast where I go to school.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:41pm

Yeeeeaaaah...that's it.

Or perhaps it was the beer goggles that had him confused for a bit. That, or he actually looked at her.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:43pm

Aw, poor Ellie. Well, you'll just have to go to the library every day this week!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:44pm

His name is Taylor. Isn't that a great name? Not as good as Billie, mind you, but great nonetheless.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:45pm

Taylor...Billie...do you go for the fem names or what??

[Allie]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:46pm

When I see the name 'Billie', it seems like a girl's name. Don't most men spell it 'Billy'?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:46pm

At least I'm not a hairy man with a Nemo-esque vagina.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:48pm

Allie, Billie's parents taught Liam's English class.

Ellie, *yawn* can't you do better than that?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:52pm

No, I can't do any better... I told you, my eyeball hurts.
*nonchalantly*
Did I mention Tiff's **** smells of cod?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:54pm

Nemo was a clown fish, YaleyourenotreallyinIvyLeagueareyou. Make up your mind. I personally think it's more like salmon.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:55pm

Yeah, Ellie, you may have mentioned it once or twice.
Are you okay? You should take a couple Advil or something and go to bed, VT.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:57pm

Actually, I heard that a really reputable remedy is sticking sewing needles into the area that hurts.

I'll send you a pack, Els. To show that I care.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:59pm

Allie, beat up Tiff for me, will ya?
I think I will go to bed.

Jaydon was right.
Too far?
Updated On: 3/8/05 at 09:59 PM

[Allie]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:01pm

Sorry, Ellie, I'm not into violence anymore. I'm a lover, not a fighter. *hugs VT* Goodnight, my dear!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:04pm

It would mean more if you'd actually seen my photo.

Good night, Miss Talking Outta Her Ass.

Hope your eye socket envelopes your nasty excuse of a head and swallows you whole. We need the improvement in scenery.

Updated On: 3/8/05 at 10:04 PM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:06pm

If I had actually seen your photo, I wouldn't have lived to tell the tale. Updated On: 3/8/05 at 10:06 PM

[Allie]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:07pm

Ewwww, Tiff, that's disgusting!

Bye, Ellie!!!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:11pm

I'll pretend your sophomoric half-assed attempts at insults are the result of a throbbing eyeball.

Just gouge it out, will ya? Take the wooden cross out of your vagina and poke at something else soft and squishy, Linda Blair.

Updated On: 3/8/05 at 10:11 PM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:13pm

Gouge out Vagbert? Who'd shovel your red m&m's and river of gunk every month? Or was that on the random thread...

*gives up*

*is really going to bed this time*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:16pm

It's okay. It's so blatantly obvious to everyone reading this, that I won't even make you admit defeat. You know it in the bottom of that tiny empty spot where your heart would be.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:16pm

GoodNIGHT, Ellie. Go.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:20pm

Yeah, weenie. Miss SVU and your better portions (your VT and me) and GO.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:21pm

Tiff, you're so mean. Why must you egg her on?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:22pm

Wh---??? But I---??? *splutter* I'm egging that "Yaley" on? *splutter* *shocked*

[Allie]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 10:23pm

Aw, Tiffy, you crack my up sometimes! *hugs Tiff*