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#7901

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 8:52pm

*sniffle* Aye, that's the rub. (Sound familiar?)

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#7902

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 8:53pm

No. Applied Maths, I told ya.

#7903

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 8:53pm

Pshyeah. You may not be on the special bus, but you're not THAT smart, blondie.

#7904

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 8:55pm

i'm gonna go get my work done, then sleep early cause wed and thurs are gonna be REALLY busy.

i'll say goodnight before i go to bed.

#7905

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 8:59pm

You're actually "doing work"?? Who DOES That nowadays?

#7906

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:01pm

i actually did NOTHING yesterday. NOTHING. except talk. to people like YOU. so now i have to catch up, cause everything is due tomorrow.

bye.

#7907

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:06pm

So I'm back. Hi.

#7908

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:07pm

So evidently you didn't get into Yale based on your discipline.

But we figured that already, didn't we.

Updated On: 3/8/05 at 09:07 PM

#7909

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:09pm

No, I got in based on my immense beauty and charm.

#7910

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:11pm

Well I imagine with all the pocket protectors and plaid, the standards are awfully low. Congratulations!

#7911

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:17pm

BTW - Have I told you I'm considering running for the Senate at some stage? Seriously, I would so be elected. And I would look fabulous strutting around DC in my designer suits. PLUS...I think my name has a nice ring to it when you attach 'Senator' as a prefix. Senator Eleanor _____...hell, why stop at the Senate! I want the White House!!!! President Eleanor ________. I can see it now! Did you know that the last three Presidents went to my glorious university? I am SO going to be President one day.

#7912

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:18pm

Ok, I really need a rest.

#7913

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:19pm

Yeah, you do. You're having delusions.

#7914

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:20pm

Skankerific fishvag.

#7915

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:27pm

Ellie, what does that even MEAN?

#7916

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:28pm

I embrace that title with honour and a nasty cooter.

#7917

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:28pm

It means she is a filthy skank with a vagina reeking of fish. And I say that with love.

#7918

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:30pm

Oh. I understand now.

Hey Tiff, any word from King's? Did they receive your application yet?

#7919

I got into NYU too!!! No I didn't.

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:31pm

At least I'm not the egg swirl discharge mother of a bleeding cuNt. And I say that with as much love.

#7920

I got into NYU too!!! No I didn't.

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:32pm

*vomits* You two are gross tonight.

#7921

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:33pm

Anyway, hate to leave you, vt, especially not with that thing, but alas, I must be off. I need to close my eyes and not have any thoughts. My eyeball hurts, and Hot Library Guy snubbed me. What a cruel world. Goodbye.

Back in 5.

#7922

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:35pm

Aww, Hot Library Guy snubbed you? What was the turn-off? The pubic-esque armpit hair? Your hot, pungent breath? Your teeth that would make a Brit look good? The swirly egg discharge? There just so many to choose from, I have no idea why he'd suddenly ditch you!

As for not having any thought, well...the joke just writes itself.

Updated On: 3/8/05 at 09:35 PM

#7923

I got in to NYU??? Fo' so'??

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:35pm

Ellie, I thought you snubbed Hot Library Guy...

#7924

I got into NYU too!!!...........................................No I didn't

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:36pm

Heh. Is THAT what she told you? Please. Look at her.

#7925

I got into NYU too!!!...........................................No I didn't

Posted: 3/8/05 at 9:39pm

Upon further research, I discovered that this was Ellie's actual statement. I thought I'd see Hot Library Guy today, Allie, but alas, I did not.

Maybe when he said "See you next week" he meant next Friday, Ellie? Because you met him on Friday, right?

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