Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 356

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/18/05 at 9:30pm

Gahhhh! Second page?!?!?!?


For the record, are we SURE that tiff's not a burly man who wants to impregnate me?

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 3/19/05 at 6:41am

second page again??? where is everyone lately??

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/19/05 at 1:44pm

Message to b_s_t! Message to b_s_t!

When you meet her Royal Highness, Queen Tiff of Type tonight...you MUST

a) Bring a camera.
2) Take lots and lots of hideously humiliating photos.
c) Rush home and post them ASAP so we can all have a good laugh.

I am deadly serious, b_s_t!! Don't let me down!!!!!!!!




Testing...Testing...123...
Updated On: 4/15/05 at 01:44 PM

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/19/05 at 2:04pm

bst, you MUST! or i will personally strangle you with my bare hands.

the end.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/19/05 at 2:05pm

I'll help, Beka!

I'd strangle Tiff too, but alas, I doubt my hands would stretch around her treetrunk flabby neck.

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 3/19/05 at 2:53pm

Did anyone see the Ring 2? My friends are making me go with them tonight, and I do not fair well in scary movies. Last night we watched Audition, adn I am still shaking from it...


Is the Ring 2 really that scary?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/19/05 at 10:28pm

I'm baaaaack!!

[Allie]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 12:27am

Hello? Is anyone home? What is happening to our happy little thread? People keep missing each other.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 12:31am

I'm here...finally No one likes me.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 12:37am

*hugs Shub*

I like you!! Don't worry! I knew you were gone... but I think I missed where you were going. *is slightly embarassed*

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 12:38am

Thanks love I was in Orlando, FL...Disney, baby.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 12:42am

Oh, right! I did, in fact, know that. I believe I asked you to give Tigger a hig for me...

How was your trip? I bet it was warm!

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 12:43am

I would have, but I didn't see Tigger!

It was fun, but it rained almost every day You can look at my LiveJournal - QueenMab85.

And now I must get to bed because I'm exhausted. Night love!!! Hope you're doing well. Updated On: 3/20/05 at 12:43 AM

[Allie]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 12:46am

Yuck, rain. It's been snowing here for days, so I know the feeling.

'Night, Shub!

[Allie]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 1:02am

...aaaannnd, now I'm alone. I finally get back online, and I'm alone. Good times.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 1:18am

So this is how it is, eh? I'm going to tell you about my day anyway! Actually, last two days, I guess...

So, yesterday I felt pretty pathetic, because my brother and sister (both younger... he's 13 and she's 16) had dates. Mom and I went to the mall after we dropped them off at the movie theatre. This was after I fell down the stairs of my deck while going to the car. I have a terrifying bruise on my ass, and it hurts so much right now. *cries*

ANYWAY, the mall was fun, I guess. We bought chocolate for Easter, and I tried on jeans. But I have no money, so the pants had to stay on the shelf. Plus, I'm thisclose to being able to buy a size smaller than I wear now. So I'm holding out on buying new pants.

Today, I got the internet working on my computer. I'm SO happy about this. The home computer is a piece of SH*T. Seriously. So, yay, good internet. It's still kind of slow, because it's dial-up, but it's in my room, and there will be late nights on BWW.

The job hunt starts Monday. Yuck.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 1:23am

Well, I guess I'll go to bed... 'Night!

Goodnight, Allie. Sleep tight.

Thanks, you, too.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 5:55am

So ladies, as per your request, I have knocked off BST. And the fertilized pastures of Redwood are all the greener because of her decaying and ample body. You're welcome.

Oh, I speak in jest, of course. BST's the loveliest 13-year-old boy I've ever had the opportunity to get cat called and hit on with and I'd do it all again in a heartbeat, even though we wound up eating far too much food and yakking for way too long. (I just walked into my hotel room about 20 minutes ago.)

Oh, and for the record, BST only took two photos of us on a questionable disposable camera (and may have only gotten a shot of our boobs), and I took the rest on my digital, most of which turned out a bit blurry. (Luckily for her, my battery died. Unluckily for her, I've got some unflattering photos of her on the phone with Nikki that turned out crystal clear.) So I think that battle is going to wind up as a stalemate.

And speaking of Nikki, by the way (How was FL?), love, BST proclaimed me her official Favorite Person She's Met From BWW thus far. Aww, too bad. I suppose I'll take pity on you and not use the chandelier or fish anymore. The true pain will be when she stops returning your calls because I'm on the other line.

ALLIE!! HOW ARE YOU?? You had me worried there for a bit! I'm sorry I missed you. How's readjusting to home going? I'd offer to massage the bruise on your ass but...well, yeah. Offer's still open.

Beka, Middy, Fishie - how are things holding up?

Yup, I suppose that covers it. There isn't anyone else of merit on here to catch up with, is there?

Is it a coincidence that I've been gone for 36 hours and this thread has only expanded by ONE PAGE? *tsk tsk*

Off to Reno tomorrow - I don't know if I'll get Net connection on there. Try not to miss me too much!

*kisses to everyone whose name doesn't start with E*

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 6:01am

guys, don't let me go out anymore. wow, typing is really hard right now.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 6:04am

Use one finger and focus. I keep telling people, weed is better for you than booze! *tsk*

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 6:12am

dont like smoke. typing si too hard. stop the spinnig!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 6:25am

Tonight was way too much fun.

And Nikki, I never said Tiff was my favorite.

Sooooo much salt water taffy.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 6:30am

Don't say the words "salt water taffy". Who the hell buys a combined $16 worth of salt water taffy? Er...I guess us. That's gross. I'm literally squeezing my gut right now and wondering if mashed potatoes and creme brulee will ooze out of my belly button. Any wagers?

Oh, and to clarify, you're right, you never told me I was your favorite. But your smoldering gazes, pooched lips and "accidental" rubs said otherwise.

Updated On: 3/20/05 at 06:30 AM

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 6:49am

That's ****in hot. I'm still trying to figure out what my dessert was...it was GOOD though.


"You girls go to school?"

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 6:51am

"Well, hello there."