Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 357

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 6:52am

Parlez-vous francais?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 6:56am

"Est-ce que tu pense, uh, that, uh, these guys parlent francais? Maybe espanol?"

By the way, I've got some HOT photos of you, m'love.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 7:04am

Oh god....why am I worried?

Those guys were freakin creep-tastic.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 7:17am

I'm thinking you shouldn't be worried until you get your two measly photos back. For all I know, the one outside of Starbucks is of my semi-closed eyes and a good portion of my nostrils. We'll be sure to swap later. *scared*

Those guys were awesome. That, coupled with the guys in Old Sac (heh) is the closest I've come to play in a loooooong time. A looooooooooooooong time. I think I'll head back to Old Sac tomorrow morning and pick up another pack of those horny matches. I still cannot believe I bought so much taffy - it actually wasn't that much, but thinking about it, it feels like a lot. I think I'm about to get the worst bout of indigestion in my life.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 7:18am

i fear the impending ass explosion.

you SHOULD go back to the old sac tomorrow.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 7:21am

Unfortunately, I think it'll be closer to the contents in my stomach forming a square similar to a block of cheese, and then sitting in my stomach until I get a digestive C-section. And THEN they'll come the ass explosion. I should've finished those greens. *groan*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 7:28am

Ok, EW!!!


I think we need to invest in some fiber caplets for you.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 11:01am

"Mmmm! Fiber!"

I heard that somewhere in FL...

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 1:39pm

so... i'm sick again. i've used a box of 100 tissues, i got about 2 hours of sleep last night (even WITH cold medicine that's supposed to make you drowsy) and am about to cough up a lung. and better yet, the doctor can't find anything wrong with me. so i feel like a piece of SH*T for no reason. but i might be getting a chest xray tomorrow. OH JOY.

if anyone's here... IM me? i've been plopped in front of the TV since 730AM. i'm bored out of my mind.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 1:43pm

Poor Beka feel better.

I'm sad too. I F*CK everything up.

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 1:50pm

awww! we can wallow in misery TOGETHER!

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 1:53pm

*wallows with Beka*
I hope your doctor's appointment helps. They must find out what plagues you!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 1:58pm

*hugs Beka*

*hugs Shub*

*stabs roommates boyfriend in eye with fork*

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 1:59pm

He's back?

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 2:02pm

Did he ever leave?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 2:02pm

True.

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 2:03pm

*stuffs dirty tissues in CD-ROM drive*

my computer is being annoying. its frusterating me i'll be back on later...

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 2:07pm

feel better beka!!

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 4:11pm

I would love to see almost any kind of photos that you have (excepting, of course, the ones where Tiff's hairy, manly body is entirely visible)

Beka, sorry. Everyone's sick this time of year.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 7:20pm

Aww, Allie...maybe you could ask your 13 year old brother for some advice on how to get a date...*pity hug*...one day you'll find someone, I'm sure of it.

And well done b_s_t for surviving a meeting with She Who Must Not Be Named, Lady Tiffdemort...you're a stronger woman than I.

And aww, Beka - feel better soon!

And also - Welcome Back ShubertAlley35!!

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 7:43pm

Where was Shub gone to?

Have BST and Tiff abandoned us for the real world?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 7:46pm

Hey Nia!

Shub was in Florida, I believe. Tiff is living the high life in California, polluting the place with her presence.

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 7:49pm

I know, isn't it AWFUL? Tiff has invaded the US! I mean, weren't our other Canadian imports bad enough? Celine, Avril and now Tiff. ACK.

Shub, how was your trip?

Ellie, you know what's funny? I made my mother listen to American Idiot and she now loves it.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 7:54pm

Invaded indeed, you know I sensed the moment she crossed the border...I felt the ground beneath me just sink, as if it couldn't take the weight. *shrug*

And why wouldn't your Mom love American Idiot? What's not to love?

And leave Celine alone.

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/20/05 at 7:59pm

Ellie, my mommy was always the light rock, easy listening type. I didn't think she'd like this on principal because they are *dramatic gasp* Punks!

Celine sucks muchly. She's almost as bad as Tiff.

You felt the ground SINK? It just collapsed here. I'm typing this from a waist-deep puddle of mud that I'm stuck in.