Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 358

#8926

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:05pm

Well, as long as your Mom has no designs on my man, Billie...I suppose I'll allow her to listen to her heart's content.

And yes, at present I am trapped under a pile of rubble with only my trusty laptop for company. I've e-mailed the emergency services, but I fear they have perished...poor Tiff, she doesn't know her own strength. I know she's far across the land in California, but I can still feel the ground shake and the lakes tremor. I'm scared.

#8927

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:07pm

And that's Connecticute. If you could access a television and CNN, you'd see how bad things are here in Ohio. A brick fell on my copy of American Idiot. It's broken. That's how bad. Really bad.

At least I still have Billie.

#8928

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:11pm

Yes, you have Billie when you close your eyes. I have Billie when I open mine. But whatever.

The skies have darkened here in CT, and what with all the telegraph poles and television masts down, I haven't seen much media coverage of Tiff's arrival. But I did see one poor soul running around hysterically screaming 'I thought Godzilla was only a movie!! Save me, Lord, save me!', so I do appreciate how bad things are.

#8929

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:16pm

Godzilla? I thought that Tiff was the apeman. And trust me, things are bad on the news. Everywhere is in terror except for bww, which is finally recieving a breath of fresh, Tiffless air.

Poor, poor soul. Everything down except the radio stations, which is fortunate for you. It's all the Billie you'll ever get.

#8930

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:25pm

Yes, a Tiffless BWW has been the one good thing to come out of all this trauma and devastation. But I don't know...perhaps something could have been done to prevent it. I mean...isn't Dubya supposed to be protecting us from this sort of catastrophe? I suppose I should have realized what was on the way when I saw the horsemen of the apocalypse ride by my window.
*shrug* I guess I'll just have to wait here until they dig me out.

Which hopefully won't be much longer, Billie Joe will be wanting his servicing soon.

#8931

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:28pm

Dubya? Protect?

Ellie, sometimes I swear you're denser than a Billie Joe fangirl.

Wait. There's a reason for that.

#8932

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:31pm

Yeah, valid point - don't know what I was thinking re: Dubya...all this Billie-sex is gettin' to my brain. I tell you, the man is insatiable. *sigh*

And yes - the fangirls are quite dense, I tire of them quickly to be honest. Some of them are just so deluded.

#8933

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:34pm

Deluded indeed. They even have to keep a few in straightjackets because the girls think that they're F*CKing Billie Joe. How sad. I be as nice as I can, though. I try to talk them through hard times, like now with Tiff on the loose. Some of them don't have TV, can you imagine?

#8934

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:38pm

How do you manage to type with that straightjacket on, anyway, Nia? I've always wondered that.

And keep me posted if there's any developments about Tiff...last I heard, she was felling army helicopters with one breath. I pity the armed forces really - I mean, they're no match for Tiff's BO when you think about it.

#8935

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:40pm

Tiff's BO is nothing compared to her stinky ass. Once gets her jeans over the flab and reveals it, there's no hope for us.

Ellie, keeping a straightjacket on is simple when you have never had to wear one.

#8936

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:42pm

Hi-lo :) How's everyone?

Som, hi! My trip was fun but rainy.

#8937

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:47pm

Shub, we're lovely aside from Ellie's typing problems. The straightjacket impairs them and sometimes the net connection is disrupted by the padded walls of her cell.

Do you like rain?

#8938

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:47pm

Hey Shub! Long time no see...rainy in Florida? Huh? Why do all the old people move there then? And did you see that thread that named all the bitches, including you and I, calling us stupid??

And Nia, you make another good point - it is very easy to keep a straightjacket on when you've never had to wear one. But my question was how do YOU manage?

#8939

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:49pm

Som, I like rain when it's not cold out. When we were at Epcot, a light rain came down and we walked around the lagoon barefoot, so that was fun.

Ellie - Well, they all move to Miami, and I was in Orlando Not particularly." width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/wink.gif> So that's why. I didn't see the thread, but BST read it to me. Is it still around?

#8940

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:52pm

They all move to Miami?? I thought Miami was full of hot studs cavorting on the beach topless, and playing naked volleyball etc. Now I find out it's all geriatrics? *shudder*

I'm sure the thread is still around. It's called 'BWW: A View from an Outsider'. If you do a search, I'm sure you'll find it. Or you could search for things posted by Oscar de la Rentboy. We were picked on!! Exciting, ain't it?

#8941

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:54pm

Oooh, Disney World! Good times, I remember. Not particularly." width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/happy.gif> I love rain, too, when it's sorta chilly but not cold.

Ellie, I manage by not wearing one and never having had to.

#8942

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:55pm

Yep, Miami. Why do you think The Golden Girls takes place there?

I'll search now. What were you guys up to while I was gone?

#8943

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:55pm

Oh, sorry Nia. It must be the adult diapers I'm thinking of.

#8944

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:56pm

Ellie, try again. Billie's not into diapers, he prefers lacey panties.

#8945

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 8:57pm

I think I know better than you what BJ likes.
See my signature.

#8946

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 9:00pm

I do see it. I told you, fangirls are sad.

#8947

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 9:11pm

Aw, don't be so hard on yourself, Nia. Fangirls may be sad, but you'll grow out of it with time.

Updated On: 3/20/05 at 09:11 PM

#8948

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 9:12pm

Haha, Oscar de la whatever is a loser.

#8949

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 9:15pm

Indeed.

So you read it, did you, ShubertAlley35?

#8950

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Posted: 3/20/05 at 9:28pm

Oh yes, and I thoroughly enjoyed my new moniker.

Now stop hating Tiff, you evil wench! Seeing as you talk to her all the time, it can't be healthy to stifle such intense hatred.