Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 385
Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
broadway_star_tomorrow
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/04
#9600Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!
Posted: 4/3/05 at 6:01pmTiff, AIM.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#9601Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 6:04pm
Do I haaave to? I'm actually getting work done now, and God knows you're so damn needy that I'll have to give you all my undivided attention!
*tosses ball of yarn* Keep yourself busy for a minute.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#9602Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 7:45pm
^ Wha'?
Atkins Diet?
Tiff - NO!
#9603Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:12pm
Dudette, you should totally IM me on AIM sometime.
My sn is the same. I am trying to go on a diet, trying very hard.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#9604Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:18pm
I actually feel dizzy from lack of carbs right now. 
All I've eaten today is a cheese omelette, chicken breast with curry, and a quarter-block of havarti. I will devour someone's arm. Like, soon.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9605Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:20pmi've had an ice cream sandwich so far today... healthy, i know. but that's it. not really hungry. eh, whatever.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#9606Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:22pm
Well then eat, Tiff.
I know I sound very annoying saying this, but DIETS SCHMIETS.
Especially the Atkins one. It's not healthy, and it gives you bad breath. Not that that's new for you, of course, halitosis-girl.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#9607Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:24pm
*shoots pregnant death stare at Middy*
I know, I know, diets suck. But it's not like I'm doing this for health! It's purely for aesthetic reasons. *smells breath* Mmm! Rich!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#9608Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:30pm
Tiff, go to KFC and guzzle down some greasy chicken. Or Wendys.
Mmmmmm, fingers.
#9609Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:32pm
Today I ate 2 muffins, a plain bagle with eggs on it, some pineapple, a chicken quasadilla and two pieces of cake.
<----Fatty
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#9610Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:35pm
I ate some Honey Nut Cheerios, some toast with pb&j, some succulent turkey, some mashed potatoe with delicious gravy, some vegetables (yeuch!), some pavlova, and a bit later on, another turkey sandwich, with cranberry sauce.
<---Slimmy
#9611Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:36pm
Haha, one day, I will stop eating....
...just to see how long I could go...
#9612Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:19pmheyheyhey
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#9613Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:22pmI have just polished off 25 small red grapes. 25 exactly. 6.6g of carbs. *tear rolls down cheek*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9614Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:23pm
yeah, still only had that ice cream sandwich. contemplating running to aloha sushi for a california roll. we'll see.
hey cqt
#9615Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:24pmbonjour midnightdolphin! comme ca va?
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#9616Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:26pm
Tiff, I will give you no sympathy while you are on this STUPID Atkins Diet.
EAT, WOMAN!
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#9617Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:28pm
You never give me any sympathy anyway! *crickets* Well, isn't it true?
*pout*
You should feel sorry for me. I've exercised and tried eating properly, and could only lose 5 lbs. I've got overly critical parents who call me fat on a daily basis, and my aunt who I'm meeting in London is exactly the same. And then I'm stuck by her side for 3 weeks, squeezing and failing to fit into couture clothing while she's 5'5 and 110 lbs!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9618Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:29pmi love eating
#9619Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:29pmoh god... now you want me to bust out my high school french? uh... je nais parle pas francais. what's up?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#9621Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:31pmeh... not too much. and you?
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#9622Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:31pm
Tiff, are you a weak woman who measures success by how others judge her? Don't answer that. Why do you care what your parents think? Next time they comment, just say - 'Mom, what was that you were saying about Dad having a small dick?'.
And as for your aunt, well...just tell her to fvck off.
On the last day, of course.
#9623Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:34pmnot much cqt. debating if i actually want to go get sushi or not.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#9624Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.
Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:36pm
*falls over* My dad has a small...my god, I guess he does! *vomits*
Tiff, are you a weak woman who measures success by how others judge her?
Well, remember what Grace said on W&G?: "How can I ever know how much I like myself unless I know how much other people like me?"
Actually, that's just a paraphrase, I think. When she said it, it was much funnier.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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