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#9601

Tiff's the skank! Skankwatch - yep, still here!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 6:01pm

Tiff, AIM.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#9602

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 6:04pm

Do I haaave to? I'm actually getting work done now, and God knows you're so damn needy that I'll have to give you all my undivided attention!

*tosses ball of yarn* Keep yourself busy for a minute.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#9603

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 7:45pm

^ Wha'?

Atkins Diet?

Tiff - NO!

#9604

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:12pm

Dudette, you should totally IM me on AIM sometime.

My sn is the same. I am trying to go on a diet, trying very hard.

#9605

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:18pm

I actually feel dizzy from lack of carbs right now.

All I've eaten today is a cheese omelette, chicken breast with curry, and a quarter-block of havarti. I will devour someone's arm. Like, soon.

#9606

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:20pm

i've had an ice cream sandwich so far today... healthy, i know. but that's it. not really hungry. eh, whatever.

#9607

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:22pm

Well then eat, Tiff.

I know I sound very annoying saying this, but DIETS SCHMIETS.
Especially the Atkins one. It's not healthy, and it gives you bad breath. Not that that's new for you, of course, halitosis-girl.

#9608

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:24pm

*shoots pregnant death stare at Middy*

I know, I know, diets suck. But it's not like I'm doing this for health! It's purely for aesthetic reasons. *smells breath* Mmm! Rich!

#9609

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:30pm

Tiff, go to KFC and guzzle down some greasy chicken. Or Wendys.

Mmmmmm, fingers.

#9610

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:32pm

Today I ate 2 muffins, a plain bagle with eggs on it, some pineapple, a chicken quasadilla and two pieces of cake.

<----Fatty

#9611

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:35pm

I ate some Honey Nut Cheerios, some toast with pb&j, some succulent turkey, some mashed potatoe with delicious gravy, some vegetables (yeuch!), some pavlova, and a bit later on, another turkey sandwich, with cranberry sauce.

<---Slimmy

#9612

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 8:36pm

Haha, one day, I will stop eating....

...just to see how long I could go...

#9613

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:19pm

heyheyhey

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#9614

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:22pm

I have just polished off 25 small red grapes. 25 exactly. 6.6g of carbs. *tear rolls down cheek*

#9615

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:23pm

yeah, still only had that ice cream sandwich. contemplating running to aloha sushi for a california roll. we'll see.

hey cqt

#9616

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:24pm

bonjour midnightdolphin! comme ca va?

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#9617

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:26pm

Tiff, I will give you no sympathy while you are on this STUPID Atkins Diet.

EAT, WOMAN!

#9618

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:28pm

You never give me any sympathy anyway! *crickets* Well, isn't it true?

*pout*

You should feel sorry for me. I've exercised and tried eating properly, and could only lose 5 lbs. I've got overly critical parents who call me fat on a daily basis, and my aunt who I'm meeting in London is exactly the same. And then I'm stuck by her side for 3 weeks, squeezing and failing to fit into couture clothing while she's 5'5 and 110 lbs!

#9619

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:29pm

i love eating

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#9620

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:29pm

oh god... now you want me to bust out my high school french? uh... je nais parle pas francais. what's up?

#9621

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:31pm

#9622

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:31pm

eh... not too much. and you?

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#9623

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:31pm

Tiff, are you a weak woman who measures success by how others judge her? Don't answer that. Why do you care what your parents think? Next time they comment, just say - 'Mom, what was that you were saying about Dad having a small dick?'.

And as for your aunt, well...just tell her to fvck off.
On the last day, of course.

#9624

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:34pm

not much cqt. debating if i actually want to go get sushi or not.

#9625

Formation of the Send Tiff Carbohydrates Fund.

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:36pm

*falls over* My dad has a small...my god, I guess he does! *vomits*

Tiff, are you a weak woman who measures success by how others judge her?

Well, remember what Grace said on W&G?: "How can I ever know how much I like myself unless I know how much other people like me?"

Actually, that's just a paraphrase, I think. When she said it, it was much funnier.

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