Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 432

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 9:36pm

I tilt the scales both literally and figuratively. Literally because I cheated at Atkins, and figuratively because I weigh this place down with my gems of wisdom.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 9:39pm

*guffaw*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 9:41pm

Oh I'm sorry, Ellie dear. Did you choke on one of those diamonds that just popped into my head and out of my mouth? Here, have a ruby too.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 9:42pm

Are you sure they popped out of your mouth??

*holds nose*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:14pm

The ruby? Yes. The diamonds? Not so much. I took lessons from Elaine Finster on W&G.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:17pm

You nasty

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:17pm

Hi bitches :) Got back from my opening awhile ago..yayyy

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:23pm

Yay! How was it?? Neil Simon, right? (Saw your away message.)




Random threadjack: You know what I hate? Prentious know-it-alls who try to suck up to me by PMing and IMing me, and then snark at me for cutting them down when they snark at a friend just because I don't buy into their bullSH*T. Not that I'm naming anyone on here, of course.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:27pm

Yes, Neil Simon :) It went really well. I hope it goes as well tomorrow night.

I hate that too!...I mean, I've never experienced it, but I'm sure I'd hate it.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:30pm

Neil Simon?
*feels left out*

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:31pm

Why darling?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:33pm

Oh.....Neil Simon....I thought you were talking about Paul Simon for a moment...you're in a Neil Simon play, Shub?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:33pm

I posted twice. I'm a naughty girl. Updated On: 4/17/05 at 11:33 PM

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:37pm

Hehe!

Yes, I'm in Rumors. Second performance tomorrow. I hate this...all the dryers are full downstairs and I have to get up at 8 tomorrow, but at this rate I'll be awake till like 1:30. Crap. And I'll be tired for the show. The second performance is always less funny, too Dammit.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:40pm

You best not be talking about me, Tiffy...

naughty Ellie!

congrats to Shub for opening night!

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:42pm

Thanks :)

Tiff, are you being disgusting?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:45pm

Yay for Shub! Hope it all went well. Break your legs! (Is that the phrase?)

Hey cookie!

And Tiff is always disgusting...so what's new there? The woman is a menace to polite society.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:45pm

Heh heh. Be back in a bit...have to go stalk a dryer downstairs.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:49pm

Cookie? You? Never! I adore your snarkiness, you know that. Because you balance it with the right amount of charm and wit. Your occasional mean streak is such a turn-on.

(I'm totally talking out of my ass right now. I'm on a slight sugar high at the moment.)

Ellie, dear, just so you know, Neil Simon didn't sing Sound of Silence.

Shub? Moi? Disgusting? What would make you think that?? *indignant*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:53pm

Are you trying to rub me the right way, Tiffy, just so you can get gastronomically orgasmic secrets from me?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/17/05 at 11:57pm

Darlin', I put the So Ho in SoHo, mmkay? I'll rub you the right way...Or the very wrong way.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:08am

that sounds more appropriate for London's SoHo than NY's SoHo...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:11am

*pets self on class and wit*

So Tiff, how's your evening?

Oh, pretty uneventful. Just watching NPH on CI right now.

I don't really like Vincent D'Onofrio, how about you?

I don't care for him much either. He invades people's personal space and talks when he spits. It wouldn't fly.

I call him Twitchy McStutter.

Me too!

I should go now, I've got things to do.

As do I. G'bye, Tiff! Keep in touch! PM me once in a while.

Will do, darling. *blows kisses*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:13am

Don't you worry 'bout me, Kissy. I'll So be covering both Hos in the next half a year!

Have you been to London, Kissy?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:14am

I've been to London!