Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 433

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:16am

Kissy? Nikki? Siv? Anyone been to London?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:17am

Back! Yes, I've been, but a looong time ago. I saw the Queen!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:20am

Oh, wow! I'd like to introduce myself to my future grandmother-in-law some time on this trip. It's just those pesky coppers who seem to keep apprehending me!

I knew someone here would have been to London!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:21am

Ooh! So did I! Okay, I didn't. But I saw Buckingham Palace! And Clarence House.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:21am

It's beautiful. My dream vacation is to cross the Atlantic on the Queen Mary 2 and stay in London for a week, then perhaps go tripping all over Europe. Then a return on the same ship. I hate planes.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:22am

I used to dream of sailing over to GB too, but then I realized it would take about four years...so I moved on.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:29am

Shub, same here! My parents have been looking into QM prices. It's actually not too heinous, and since you're such a Titanic lover, it's the closest you're gonna get for a while! The prices are pretty up there for the inner cabin on the bottom of the ship, and I think there's segregated areas for different classes of people - elitist, to be sure, but sooo romanticized and classic!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:30am

But....it takes four years! There's only so much you can do on a ship, y'know.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:31am

Oh I totally want the best class. I want to feel like Mrs. Astor.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:32am

I hope Tiff feels like Mrs. Strauss.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:34am

But that would mean she would die! Then we'd all miss her.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:35am

Would we? Really?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:36am

I would You're mean, Ellie.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:38am

*hugs Shub*

It's okay, m'dear. Sometimes we have to make allowances for Ellie's mental shortcomings. Isn't she a vicious creature, though? *pats shoulder* Don't cry for me, ShbrtAlley!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:43am

*wails and chants Tiff's name*

[Delphine]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:45am

Ellie, look at the destruction you've caused. Why must you be such a hate-mongerer?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:47am

She thinks she's Evita, the poor unfortunate. Sad, really.
Luckily, Evita died too, so there's hope yet.

Edit - hi Delph! Me? A hate-mongerer? Better than a fishmonger, such as Tiff. Updated On: 4/18/05 at 12:47 AM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:52am

*hugs Delphine* Isn't she wretched? And all along she's been trying to convince people that I'm the nasty one...*tsk* It hurts me. It hurts me real bad.


Is the QM really 4 years? For a transatlantic cruise?? That's insane.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:54am

Okay, I may have been joking about the 4 years thing.

She's thick, as well as a whore, Delph. A thick whore.
Updated On: 4/18/05 at 12:54 AM

[Delphine]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 12:59am

You're corrupting my mind, Ellie!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 1:01am

Aww, it's okay. I'm a thick whore (too true - these pants didn't get any looser ), but a thick whore who'll be seeing U2 in 8 days and then jetting across the Atlantic to country-hop in 11 days!

So, how's your Europe planning coming along? Aww...too bad. I'd offer to send you a postcard but...I won't.





Ugh, 11 days. This sucks. I think Atkins won't do. I'm going to have to conduct a self-imposed liposuction. Maybe I can cut a hole in my gut and use a bubble tea straw to suck out the lard?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 1:01am

Dear God, no, Tiff. It's like a week at most.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 1:03am

That evil cretin takes advantage of my mooshy divided attention right now. Is it really at most a week? I figured it would be about a week and a half, with stops in Spain or the south of France on the way. My parents have been paying more attention than I; I don't know when they're planning on going, but they're excited aboutit.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 1:09am

So...where else are you going besides London, again? France and Italy, right? Have you booked any tours?

Oh, and my own plans are coming along muy nicely, thank you.
Updated On: 4/18/05 at 01:09 AM

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 4/18/05 at 1:11am

Night, ladies