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#11776

Two more weeks!

*meekly*

There was an item on FoxNews...
#11777

Two more weeks!

From me. *nods* Don't feel bad, Rath, I do too! It's Atkins-friendly! (And their headlice is EXCELLENT for the digestive system!)

Yes, there's dinner too...I was going to invite you, but I was afraid you would think I was being clingy after having brunch and BWW HH with us. Can you come? It'll be fun - and TRES trendy and fabulous, which is the theme of the day. ("Sex And The City avec Tiff")
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11778

Two more weeks!

*checks bank account*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11779

Two more weeks!

...aussi Ellie!
#11780

Two more weeks!

Aussi? You mean like Wildcat?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11781

Two more weeks!

Yes, Ellie's going, but don't let that stop you from coming! I just want it to be a fabulous place. (How many times have I used "fabulous" when describing this trip, again?)

How about Nobu?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11782

Two more weeks!

Your beloved twin?

Does that make him my Australian Uncle slash Grandpappy?
#11783

Two more weeks!

NOBU!!! Now you got me.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11784

Two more weeks!

Nobu...is that Robert DeNiro's place?
#11785

Two more weeks!

No. It's supposed to be the best sushi in NYC. And Auntie Rath loves her sushi almost as much as she loves ilttle girls!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11786

Two more weeks!

*bursts out LOLing* Oh...no fish comments...no fish comments...I'll leave those type of crass remarks to Ellie. Oh...hee...Rath and her little girls and "fish". *cries*

And yes, Nobu is owned by DeNiro, but more importantly, it's supposed to be DIVINE. Eh?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11787

Two more weeks!

He does own it? Hmmm.. news to me. Oh well - no matter. Fish and little girls. Rath's perfect Sunday evening...

Just how little are you girls, anyway?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11788

Two more weeks!

<-- Not that little. Two more weeks!


*picks at cuticles*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11789

Two more weeks!

Far too young to die at the hands of a merciless lesbian, that's for sure! Eat Tiff first...she's sure to fill you up.

#11790

Two more weeks!

Who said I was merciless?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11791

Two more weeks!

Tiff.
#11792

Two more weeks!

Oh, Tiiiiiifffyyyyy....come over here and sit by me, dear.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11793

Two more weeks!

I just said it so she'd eat me first.


Get ready for some flossing!



*spread eagles*







Aaaaanyhoo,
Nobu
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11794

Two more weeks!

*sings* Little girls, little girls, night and day I EAT, sleep and breathe them...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11795

Two more weeks!

I've never been wholly convinced by sushi. Why pay for fish that's not even cooked! Especially when we can follow Tiff to the bathroom and get it for free.
#11796

Two more weeks!

Okay I'm going to try to pretend I don't know what you mean by that.


I have an audition tomorrow, so must sign off. Don't talk about me.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11797

Two more weeks!

Oooh, Miss Hannigan, is that the alphabet you're spelling out down there?



Ellie, I was waiting for that, and you never let me down.



Fine, princess, where would YOU like to go that night?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11798

Two more weeks!

Good luck, Rath - I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead! Harvey's understudy, is it?

So Tiff, about Rath...
#11799

Two more weeks!

Ooooh, snap. Watch out about those eight-way omments-cay when it comes to ath-Ray. I made an inadvertent joke that was interpreted as pertaining to her eight-way, and my LuLu Complex came back.




*runs to toilet*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11800

Two more weeks!

Weight? I was referring to her voice, you silly girl!
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