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#11801

Two more weeks!

At least she didn't say Debra Monk's understudy...

OH NO I DI-N'T... *slaps self*


*slaps self again, harder*


*likes it, can't stop*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11802

Two more weeks!

I was referring to your vocal prowess!

Debra Monk? Who?

*waits to be slapped*
#11803

Two more weeks!

Slapping you is no punishment for either of us.

And if you seriously just asked me who Debra Monk is, I'm going ot make you eat sushi until it comes out your ears.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11804

Two more weeks!

The new Mama Morton, and an performer extraordinaire!

No sushi, please! More slaps, though?
#11805

Two more weeks!

How long did it take for you to ibdb that, you anti-Broadway ingrate? And you're WRONG! Debra Monk is the wonderfully hilarious Grace on "Will & Grace"!





*runs out of room*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11806

Two more weeks!

I want to make sweet, sweet love to your avatar, Ellie.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11807

Two more weeks!

Ellie, I'm still waiting for the report on Toni Lamond that you promised me like a month ago.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11808

Two more weeks!

WHO???

(And what restaurant on the 9th?)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11809

Two more weeks!

Ah, yes! I'm still furiously working on the report - suffice to say that I liked what I heard!
#11810

Two more weeks!

Google her, Tiff.

And if we aren't going to Nobu, then Ellie better pick an equally fabulous place.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11811

Two more weeks!

*waiting on Ellie* FAB. U. LOUS.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11812

Two more weeks!

I am fabulous, aren't I?

I'm not totally opposed to Nobu. I'll give it a go, at least - and majority rules, I suppose.

Raw fish?? Can't you just run a net through the Hudson?
#11813

Two more weeks!

Sure, but if you're gonna be one of those weenies who picks at the teriyaki chicken, and goes, "Eww, is that SEAWEED wrapped around that fish?", I'll toss my miso in your face.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11814

Two more weeks!

Perhaps you should open your own restaurant. VAGU?
#11815

Two more weeks!

I could bottle it up and sell it!

Wow...I was just gone for 6 minutes, and in that entire space of time, I was standing at the counter, stuffing my face with Doritos. A for effort on this Atkins bullSH*T!

So? Restaurant? *taps foot impatiently*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11816

Two more weeks!

Not as upmarket, but how about...
Bolzano's?
#11817

Two more weeks!

http://www.bolzanosrestaurant.com/ Looks delish! Carbs galore! I'm sold. Good work!


(You're still a craphead though.)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11818

Two more weeks!

And we might even see some of the Spamalot cast at the stage door! Or if the Pillowman was still running, Mabel could use her binoculars to perv on Billy's gloots.

After drifting in and out of consciousness all day, it's time I went to bed. 'Night Whiff!
#11819

Two more weeks!

No kidding, isn't this a bit late you for, missy? Get some rest!

Shall we stalk Tim Curry that night? Mmm...curry...

Bye, smEllie!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11820

Two more weeks!

*pokes*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


ellie, THANK YOU for changing your avatar. that other one made me want to claw my eyes out. Two more weeks!
#11821

Two more weeks!

Okay, Miss Afraid-of-Sushi (sheesh!), it looks okay from that item...however, my computer has all of a sudden decided it will not open PDF docs. Just as of this morning. So if anyone wants to cut and paste the menu here or in a pm to me, that would be most welcome.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11822

Two more weeks!

Bolzano's has really good potato products...

Just sayin'
#11823

Two more weeks!

What potato products?

And Rath, you can find the menu in PDF and HTML on here:

http://www.menupages.com/restaurantdetails.asp?areaid=0&restaurantid=6131&neighborhoodid=0&cuisineid=0
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#11824

Two more weeks!

Ooo! Potato products! I'm in love already!

I just hit one out of the park at my audition - it's hard to be so modest when you can sing like I can on a good day!!

sorry.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11825

Two more weeks!

Congrats! What part were you up for?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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