I could bottle it up and sell it!
Wow...I was just gone for 6 minutes, and in that entire space of time, I was standing at the counter, stuffing my face with Doritos. A for effort on this Atkins bullSH*T!
So? Restaurant? *taps foot impatiently*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell